To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Tales of Maj'Eyal. The gameplay is extremely difficult, and without a solid grasp of MMO combat most of the players will be oneshot by their first rare. There’s also Hogulus’s fantastic lore, which is deftly woven into his writing- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Something Awful posts, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the gameplay, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tales of Maj'Eyal truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in DarkGod’s existential catchphrase “Hello my minions :^),” which itself is a cryptic reference to the epic Despicable Me 2. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Darren Grey's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. :joy:
And yes, by the way, i DO have an Orc Greatmother tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid.
Anthony Diaz
Ohayou gozaimasu, /rlg/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's play our best today!
Adam Hill
do NOT play roguelikes
Julian Hill
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Christian Clark
there is no best with ADOM
just slamming my head into a wall until the game decides to be "very hard but playable" instead of "boring fucking brick wall"
Aiden Nelson
Off to a smashing start.
Jose King
PLAY YOUR BEST
Thomas Howard
What roguelikes are consistently hard from begining to end rather being a bunch of popcorn munching followed by moving 1 tile to far and ending up in the range of something that stunlocks you to death if you aren't equipped right or kills you in like 3 hits if you don't notice what it is in time? Games where I'm not largely fighting tedium
Caleb Fisher
...
Cameron Torres
Sil?
Levi Diaz
sil i think ia
Alexander Williams
THE BLACK TOME OF ALSOPHOCUS RANDOMLY SPAWNED
*THERE IS NO FUCKING BEST TO BE FOUND HERE*
I should give up and just try for my impossible Chaos Knight Ultimate Balance End
Camden Diaz
I just got oneshot by a transmuter ghost.
Blake Watson
haven't seen that one in a while.
Adam King
Definitely fault
Jose Perez
Sil. PCB is mostly like that too though. Generally really easy early game for every class/race, spikes in difficulty quite a lot around the middle, gets easy again in the beginning of the later part of the game, and then gets spikes in the end due to a lot of bullshit.
John Adams
fault
Juan Hall
>oneshot >two attacks also you can examine ghosts user, you should have ran the fuck away when you saw D:3 elec brand
Tyler Peterson
>I better walk towards and try to hit this enemy who the game says has the strongest weapon brand in the game that could kill me in one hit
Zachary Taylor
Next time try not dying.
Nicholas Fisher
Tangledeep.
Lincoln Smith
>The ghost hits you and does no damage >You are electrocuted
>you die... nice bug
Logan Torres
Ordinary chaos god or bust Going through 90% of the game uncrowned and off-alignment is NOT fun, especially for final descent and Drakon fight
Dominic Davis
Fuck that, OG Chaos is chump and the oldest bad win there is, it's all about them sweet Chaos Knight non-chaos Ultras (and the soon coming Ultimate Hell End they're updating with)
If you're not fighting every single God as a heretic knight of the dark as you cleave your way into the heart of oblivion to save reality as the worst hero ever, then ADOM has nothing left for you
Austin Powell
you don't have to do that for OCG though. you can stay chaotic all game.
Jeremiah Reyes
Pretty decent find for D5. Shame I ain't gonna use it.
Benjamin Hall
That's why I am encouraging OCG I wish neutral was more... neutral. It pisses me off that the druid, mad minstrel, shaad'wador and other supposedly neutral npcs shit on chaotic chaos knights. They're basically just glorified lawfags
Bentley Johnson
at least inscribe to honor it
Oliver Jenkins
Its worthless so no point. Also, this is quite an interesting run. Which altar shall I use to waste all my good luck and splat?
Ryder Fisher
>I wish neutral was more... neutral. It pisses me off that the druid, mad minstrel, shaad'wador and other supposedly neutral npcs shit on chaotic chaos knights. They're basically just glorified lawfags
Neutral hates Chaos AND Order. Chaos and Order are both bad fucking news. Order just wants to erase everything and keep it perfectly dull and eventless - stasis. Chaos wants eternal change and horror with no regard to life or purpose - basically the Mythos write D&D.
Balance is the only force that means anything. Ultimate Balance Ends are the only 'true' ends as far as I care, and they're also some of the hardest. Winning one with a Farmer was goddamn blood on my hands and mouth good.
Thomas Garcia
>+4 spear >good I wonder why I come to this place.
Oliver Lee
>Jiyva altar Go for it this is a 1 in 1000 chance He also gives a free beastly appendage, saving you the spellpoints
Ian Scott
I said for D5. Maybe learn to read?
Works 15 me
Leo Miller
UNE is by far the easiest, you don't have to commit to anything and can crown the moment by midgame starts. Agreed on it being the "canon alignment", Thomas is a centrist faggot IRL so it fits.
Benjamin Reyes
>I said for D5. I reiterate my statement. Even in D:1 it would be trash.
Nathaniel Thomas
Troll monk of Zin here, cleared the crypts/tombs and did the Iron City. Got most resses, all that's left is the 3 hell branches and 4 pandemoniums. This is the first time I got so far after a few months of playing. Never beat the game, should I just keep at it and try for a 15 rune run or call it quits and go for a safe win because I've never visited those branches before?
Ryan Allen
Nope a +4 wep is good until you have one with a better enchantment if its of the type you have skill in. A +0 wep is good enough for the entire D area. This wep was crap in my case even this early because my kung fu is far stronger. This is ignoring the relec, pain, yada yada because they're entirely irrelevant during the part of the game you would be using a +4 wep.
Hunter Stewart
Just win so you know what its like to win. Then do extended next time.
Jose Brooks
Gonna do that. Crypt was a close call already, burned through most of the stuff I had and pretty much gave up, 2 consecutive miracle teleports saved me
Xavier Rogers
>Nope a +4 wep is good until you have one with a better enchantment if its of the type you have skill in. Not really. It's basically a +4 club. Any weapon you're proficient in would swing faster and thus do more damage. Are you retarded.
Caleb Reed
IVAN
Ian Morris
>Balance is the only force that means anything.
Isaac Edwards
Next time if you go for troll monk, consider going for statue form once you get to the extended, absurd exp gain parts. Trolls have the best/second best statue form. Its not really worth going for it any earlier because of trolls terrible apts for it but its reistances and AC help a ton at that point. You could also for far less get the ice armor spell for AC but by the time you want this extra defensive stuff you are drowning in exp anyways
Dominic Morris
No its a popcorn muncher where you suddenly die. Its like one of the posterboys for that.
Dominic Mitchell
Can someone tell me when it's a good idea to use status effects and debuffs instead of straight damage in DCSS? The only times it seems like those effects are worth it is when you're fighting really scary enemies, but those enemies inevitably have crazy resistances that make it a serious gamble even trying. Acid corrosion and drain seems like the only reliable and consistently useful debuffs.
A: When stabbing. B: When the unique relies on magic. C: When you are sure it will work. Pretty much. Confusion is a massive damage boost for a stabber and makes mages do like 0 damages. The risk is something you just have to deal with as someone who decided to use wimpy ass magic instead of manly weapons
Adrian Rodriguez
Charms (debuffs) are really useful against special kinds of enemies, especially for insects and some very dangerous uniques like sonya are vulnerable to them
If you see electric eel, orb spiders or even bees, just polymorph them and the thread is gone.
Angel Turner
I'm glad this is a thing now. It really is good isn't it?
Blake Lewis
You should always apply debuff effects if the chance is over 50% for hex-like effects. If your ability checks HD, you should use it on low HD, non-resistant monsters (dazzling spray, mephitic cloud). If you are fighting a high AC monster, you should acid and/or apply misshapen(only reliable way to do this is with irradiate afaik).
Not helping!
Andrew Cooper
Good man.
The story is kinda bland, the paladin really gets over the fact that dragon has killed hundreds and has permanently crippled several other hundreds by destroying their homes and it really plays out as a "jerk leaves girl and nice guy passes buy and fucks her" stereotype but I liked the originality with the enlargement spell and some other touches
Jackson Baker
>should always apply debuff effects if the chance is over 50% for hex-like effects. Err, and if the enemy will be crippled by it and is worth crippling. Confusion and Para are crippling. Polymorph can be crippling to low HD monsters. Slow is not crippling.
Good examples of para/conf targets: Ettin, Vault Sentinel/Warden/Convoker, big slime creatures, non-purple draconians with a class, death cobs. Just a few I could think of off-hand.
Just make sure to remember that standing beside big, confused melee guys as a spriggan is a bad idea.
Asher Ward
what a nice critique, you should post your own work too.
Grayson Gonzalez
>paladin He's a dragonslayer. More than that he's from a noble house. He doesn't give a shit about peasants. She's a dragon. She is usually utterly superior to any human and the fact that this dude could probably destroy her turns her on. Neither of them are "nice".
Nathaniel Lopez
>only a chef can tell you there's shit in the plate I wish this silly notion would just disappear.
Brody Richardson
>/rlg/ has no roguelikes to talk about, just fap fiction How far we have fallen
Brandon Harris
nic eon topic discusion
Justin Brooks
>plays wall of text with no tiles how can you tell the differences between poorly written smut and a game of elona?
Anthony Jones
>paladin really gets over the fact that dragon has killed hundreds >"jerk leaves girl and nice guy passes buy and fucks her"
It's written by a neckbeard, what the fuck did you expect?
Jose Harris
I wouldn't know what a game of elona looks like, I only play roguelikes
Logan Cox
>dragonslayer Asshole offers her a hankerchief twice to wipe her tears and refuses to kill her in such a sorry state the author really just wrote him off as a NICE GUY towards the dragon and not giving a fuck about the townsfolk If you're trying to tell me he's just a hired merch, then it contradicts the fact he'd give a shit about her feelings it's just badly written
Oliver Flores
>thinks the guy is a paladin and not a mercenary motivated by coin at least read the story before posting about it
Jose Thomas
i never noticed the guy in that pic was an oozemancer but that gave me a hearty chuckle
Christopher Roberts
It's a story about a DRAGONSLAYER fucking a DRAGON. I'm sorry if the idea of pornography is lost to you somehow, but some suspension of disbelief is required. If you can find me a story of a dragonslayer fucking a dragon that's better, please share.
Andrew Perez
Farmer isn't that tricky after you farm hundreds of blessed spense in your dwarftown garden.
Justin Edwards
>It's a story about a DRAGONSLAYER fucking a DRAGON. I'm sorry if the idea of pornography is lost to you somehow, but some suspension of disbelief is required No, I'll tell you what that is. Amateur writing at best. I suspend my disbelief to believe in dragons and dragonslayers, but the whole goddamn story is really badly cobbled together and the whole plot is just stolen from, as I said before, jerk leaves nice guy comes they fuck the end. Man, why are you getting so mad? Are you the author?
Joshua Russell
>thinks tropes are stolen intellectual property >has never read smut before it's time to go back
Aaron Harris
>Man, why are you getting so mad? Because you're analyzing goddamn pornography like it's high class literature. And because I like arguing on the internet. It's kind of why I come to this site.
>Because you're analyzing goddamn pornography like it's high class literature. Well excuse me for liking quality when reading. If I just wanted to jerk off I'd open up a video of a woman masturbating in a public library.
Daniel Russell
>As much as I enjoyed this it hasn't made me want to play Wyrmic.
Liam Ortiz
I remember doing a GUV with my HuFa at around 18 level.
Learning dropped to like, 10, massive drains to St and To too
-then- I paused [since hit level 29] and did Maze where I got drained further by Minotaur Magi. My Le dropped so low I stopped seeing wand charges.
and then I nearly bounced back and beyond with Maze drops, the emperor corpse and the black unicorn reward
went and finished the GUV just throwing my RCT that time
shame Maze rewards got nerfed
Gabriel Anderson
Please direct me to the website where you get your peer reviewed professionally edited thoroughly checked for plotholes dragon smut stories with fully fleshed out characters with backstories that make perfect sense. I feel like reading a couple novels before I jerk off.
Kevin Reyes
>Please direct me to the website where you get your peer reviewed professionally edited thoroughly checked for plotholes dragon smut stories with fully fleshed out characters with backstories that make perfect sense. Well, I was a pre-reader for a large-ish pony fanfiction site. I could recommend you a few.
Jordan Green
>It was the ponyfucker all along Pottery.
Angel Young
Only if the writers have come up with trope-free reasons for characters to fuck. If two characters want to fuck for reasons I've heard of before then I just completely lose interest. It's just not believable anymore.
Gabriel Collins
>hmmm let's see, I could encourage quality posting in perpetuity by reporting shitty off topic discussion >or I could allow it to fester by hiding it and ignoring it until it occupies a larger portion of the general than on topic discussion >hmmmmmmmm
Literally could not figure out a way to respond to this post without breaking the rules.
Wyatt Robinson
>found Book of Power on D9 YES. Lost my last two games because I couldn't find any decent spells.
Aiden Ross
/rlg/ is starting to get pretty active these days.
Easton Murphy
it's because roguelikes are fun
Ayden Gutierrez
is qud worth it or should i just keep playing df adventure mode
Easton Hughes
its shit
Noah Gonzalez
It's worth pirating. Don't pay goons, don't pay DRM anti-software-rights types. Not even if you have money to just plain waste.
Benjamin Edwards
A gentle reminder to /rlg/. If you're going to bitch about paid roguelikes, pirate them quietly and talk about how shit they are instead of "waah muh DRM".
Xavier Foster
1/10 not worth a proper (You)
Parker Sanchez
Can someone upload the latest Cogmind version please?
Isaac Lewis
>the chad complaining about software practices that bother you vs. the virgin taking it lying down
Lincoln Campbell
No :)
Lucas Martin
>been trying to win as a conjurer or elementalist for like 30 games straight >always die shortly after Lair Melee truly is easy mode.