hm think I'll report this thread for having 1 too many cucks already
Sebastian Long
How do pumpkins have sex?
Nathan Smith
We need to find out with extensive photo and video evidence.
Charles Lewis
cwinge
Easton Lewis
*spwashes in sewwa*
Nolan Hughes
yeah you showed up
Brody Gonzalez
and fucked your wife? ya thanks bitch
Angel Bennett
Implying I would be cucked enough to have one
Liam Taylor
oh so you're a homosexual then
Angel Gray
me nep?
Camden Wood
call to arms, update this
Jaxon Rodriguez
you just want attention for your ugly anime thots!!
Julian Allen
my bingo power is not strong
Zachary Gutierrez
I feel bad for caylum, no one gives a shit about him except for pedophiles and now even they don't pay attention to him because he's legally aged
Bentley Nelson
>getting this upset that I called you a retard suck my penish and balles idiot
Blake Mitchell
they embrace one another, bash their heads together violently until they release their pumpkin goo and seed.
Then their combined rot will fertilize the seed and grow vines. The vines grow and produce flowers that spray powdered pumpkin jizz all over each other. Then they grow new pumpkins.
Kinky as fuck.
Ethan Wilson
I don't feel bad for a literal retard
Christopher Bailey
mutual
Liam Parker
isn't that rahf's job, or now that your balls have descended he wants nothing to do with them?
Gavin Stewart
The only balls caylum has eyes for are Dragonballs. Soon he'll move on to more manchild obsessions, like wrestling.
Aaron Wright
me and rahf come to an autistic mind link understanding and dwell not on past groomings but the positions open just 4 u
Owen Reed
Hot.
Anthony Taylor
well gee that sucks because I'm not a thot. maybe in another life.
Henry Richardson
could've fooled me with your retarded tranny looking avatar
Jose Cook
let's play bingo
Elijah King
damn, all those bingos in vg.
Connor Sanders
fuck you bitch, wrestling is fine. Ain't nothin wrong with men spending bro time bear hugging and slamming eachother on a sequenced ritual
Blake Jackson
honestly I'd prefer boxing if anything
Brody Flores
Hello, My name is doctor Alabaster Von Bruen. I am a board certified child psychologist and I am here to demand that the molested child known as "caylum" be reprimanded over to my custody immediately to separate him from known pedophiles such as rahfnek and everyone else who has worn a shark avatar. I have been given specific authority by the child protective services. We will take him into our ward and cure him of his homosexuality and years of grooming by ageplayers. We're doing God's work here.
Hunter Kelly
...
Angel Rivera
I feel bad for nep because he talks all this big shit about how he was "around for it all" back in the day when in reality he's too ashamed to admit he was Digital World's equivalent of a benchwarmer. Watch how he never brings up all the things he supposedly did when Chain since he'll get laughed at and corrected.
Carson Harris
idk why you're singling out little old me nep but I just had/have fun
Jack Gutierrez
maybe its because you're a manipulative retard who constantly plays victim and is self righteous to a fault???? hm???
Robert Rogers
lmao you don't do anything, when it comes to friend you go for quantity over quality since anyone with half a brain barely tolerates you when you're around and makes fun of you the second your roach ass skitters out of the room
Xavier Stewart
omg help this guy is victimizing me and calling me the "r-word" that's not very christian!
Anthony Martinez
strawman doesnt change the truth nep
Jaxon Watson
How did caylum get /d/ mod? Has there ever been a new Veeky Forums mod been chosen after the notice?
Charles Reed
I wonder what it's like being this jealous of someone else?
Landon Lewis
Being jealous of Nep is like being jealous of someone who steps in shit on the way to work. Don't flatter yourself.
Adrian Thompson
wonder what its like being this insecure about judgement that you have to strawman like this
Aaron Diaz
it's funny because caylum made and makes constantly fun of /d/
Adrian Rogers
hmmm jealous of nep....
what does nep have to be jealous about?? yea im real jealous of neps potato asian or his old meme giraffe necked avatar, or maybe im jealous about how he got no personality outside of "me nep", but maybe it could be im jealous that i cant have fake friends that call me an idiot the second i leave there's so many choices i sure wish i was nep.......
Camden Evans
The qualifications to get moderation at /d/ is not high, considering somone like Teodor Fang was modded and immediately lost it a month later.
I'm not a tranny, nor do I wear a tranny av. try again.
Lucas Parker
like I said coulda fooled me
Austin Jones
Please try another canned response. You may get a good one.
Leo Perry
To be honest, I feel sorry for Nep. The guy has no friends outside of people who just use him as a joke.
Xavier Collins
"all nep's friends make fun of him" caylum screams through clenched teeth and streaming tears as he pounds his fist on the ground of an empty sim that was once full of people he alienated by calling everything gay.
Christian Wright
To be honest, I feel sorry for Caylum. The guy has no friends outside of people who use him as a cumcatcher.
Aiden Gutierrez
"me nep", whispers the hero of our tale as everyone chuckles for a moment before continuing to ignore him
Leo Wright
"caylum is a lonely groomed furry!!" nep screams through tears as he scrolls down through all of the bullying he clearly doesnt deserve!!
Gavin Martinez
>thinking it's nep laughin at your insecurity. did nep tell you to fuck off in the past with your grandpa hunting?
Carson Robinson
Actually no but I should have
Aiden Cruz
>nep: "g-guys can you please back me up in the t-thread they're m-m-making fun of me"
Josiah Collins
What view angle is best?
Carson Jenkins
its exactly like nep to be this assblasted though
Christopher Jackson
"Me Nep", screams the pimply stooge as he climaxes into his stained hell kitty underoos to a picture of Caylum, who by chance is also, unknown to Nep, masterbating about him. His hand working his tiny not quite an adult/not a child anymore shaft as he finally splurts all over a voodoo doll of Nep he made out of hair he pulled from the drain and a cutout picture of Nep's head.
Tyler Ward
I like nep, he's cool.
Jaxon Flores
Caylum off, Nep off, SIM ON
Jason Bailey
Who is Simon?
Austin Ortiz
who would even switch who out?
Sebastian Thompson
SIMON the VAMPIRE hunter. Disappointed none of you faggots have made one this halloween.
Just a bunch of SLUT witches
Caleb Collins
yeah guys im pretty mad about a couple hot and horny furries shitposting about me on Veeky Forums im pretty assblasted that i started the thread im pretty emotionally unsettled that a couple people who dont even hang out with the rest of the group anymore are jealous because people like to have fun and not idle in a dead sex sim and wait to be called gay. Let me call my therapist real quick @_@
Eli Johnson
>don't even hang out pot, meet kettle
Jonathan Long
so you are then
Brayden Johnson
do you have a rash?
Asher Wright
The only ones here with a case of the sogs is you haha me nep *turns thread into photoblog*
Brody Lopez
I think you might need more of the care package
Liam Foster
me jealous wallflower furry
Hudson Carter
Make sure yall check out my f/w '17 look book/style guide coming soon
Ian Hernandez
haha Dude its just [Fun] are you allergic to [Fun] bro haha, meee nep!! I turned myself into a [Fun] m-morty!! I'm NEPPIT RICK! reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/
Carson Gonzalez
flattery suits u nep...
Christopher Baker
>browsing reddit
Always knew you were a fag
Samuel Harris
...
Brayden Lee
fashion!
Noah Brown
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Nep. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Nep’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Nep & Himself truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Nep’s existential catchphrase “Me Nep,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nep’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Nep Potato Face tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Connor Nelson
"Daddy Rahf" Caylum cried as he fondled his balls, longing for Rahf's tongue against his prepubescent hairless scrotum. Something that was lost long ago with age.
The only assblasting he would get that night was from anonymous, as he tries, and fails to put up an effective front of canned responses and ad hominem attacks.
"I wish I was goku, I'd show them. They wouldn't be talking shit if I was goku." he thought, clenching his fists in anger, pretending to go super saiyan.
Carson Wood
timeless style and grace!
Jordan Mitchell
I'M PICKLE NEP I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE
Nathan Sullivan
damn you're really mad lol
Jordan Wilson
desu I'm jealous of nep. Has many friends, his own tower and cool jackets
Leo Garcia
dont worry fellas we got men's styles coming at you too
Luke Perry
barely even a Veeky Forums thread anymore, just nep and baku samefagging, shameful how far these threads have gone
Joseph Foster
me cum
Wyatt Peterson
Don't chicken out now caylum because you have nobody to back you up besides groompa
Jack Gutierrez
0/10 canned response. "ur mad lol"
try again.
Luke Murphy
Y'see kids >puts on vale koer shoes Y'see the thing is >vaporwaves into ironic shirt Thing is about fashion, y'see is >attaches grief head from 2006 i-it's all about >shits vale koer pants style
Thomas Kelly
Let's be honest, rahf could care less if his baby boy gets flamed. probably gets him rock hard. then proceeds to fuck jojo in the ass because caylum is old news.
Logan Jones
I've said my peace and nep persists to be manipulative and passive aggressive, having to rely on samefagging and his clique to suck his dick for him, sad! also you're replying to me lol
Gabriel Sanchez
we got casual styles and formal galore in Nep's Fashion Thread™
William Ward
Thicc
Logan Kelly
i always like to edit my pics with my friends!
Ethan Kelly
A trap, a faggot, a faggot trap, and a sperg. Some posse you got there. All Veeky Forums rejects or nubaku failures. Do us all a favor and just stop signing on. SL is better without you, or your posse, who think you're a fucking pathetic joke. They're welcome to join you too.
Jeremiah Price
Ooh my god Nep shut the fuck up literally no one cares, the only people that do care you literally drag over from Baku; even then they get upset and resort to crashing when their feefees get hurt by some uppity fake british box. They are the literal definition of thin skinned, you're no better acting like a passive aggressive little baby because someone called you retarded or pointed out your landing strip of an oblong forehead makes you look like a Code Lyoko reject.