/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - All is not Lost Edition

Son, they're going to DLC it back to you so fast it'll make you head spin and it'll definitely be back by the next game. Don't be retarded, this company wants your money.

Where's his hood?

This is a mainline musou by KT, not a shitty spin-off using a Nintendo IP.

this

>Lu Meng starts with around 80 in all his stats plus extremely high training and naval in RoTK13
that doesn't seem very balanced.

So
>Lu Bu and Sun Quan
>Xu Shu and Xun You
>Jiang Wei and Xun Yu
>Zhang He and Cao Xiu
>Xiahou Ba and Wen Yang
And now Xiahou Yuan and Cao Ren are also literal clones?

Soon, got the game but the Switch is at another place.

Gonna pick it up by today. Aww yee

>so desperate for DLC you'll run this suspicious ass .dll that could've just been a zip

wish me luck anons

Only fitting for one of the most talented men of the era

So the Legend of Jiang Wei playthrough has turn into a Legend of LostBoy.exe playthrough

I downloaded the PUKKK from skidrow and it works fine, probably don't have a virus.

Yes. Its not bad. Hyrool Warriors was better, but still decent blend of FE mechanics and Musou

>tfw shat on WAS
>anons say they enjoy it
>tfw hate FEW with a passion and determine to boycott it
>you anons also say it's not that bad
Was it just me all along? Am I the one at fault here?

>tfw you're too paranoid to straight .exe
>browse through it
>learn from a .txt it's actually the built in installer for the PUK, does not include other DLCs

just fuck me up

Which one is WAS?

Warriors All Stars

I don't know what you mean, the PUK COMES with all the previous dlc bundled.

Nah, its just your opinion user. No problems here.

oh. I mean it was alright. Most fanwank. Warriors Orochi was a better crossover series. Especially the final one

Cai Wenji is strong!

>comes with all the previous DLC
My admittedly illegitimate copy happens to be missing almost every scenario DLC, which is problematic.

How accurate is this list? How would you change it?

>Hyrule Warriors
>God Tier

>African American Vernacular English

>where's the HISTORICAL SIMULATION version

You mean RotK? Not musou

that's the joke

But no, I'd appreciate a version made for such, including NA and those now-depreciated older titles.

Like the WW2 one where Hitler has a trademark Koei portrait.

Forgot to include an image, for the uninitiated.

>DW:G 3
>DW:G 2
>Strikeforce
>in those tiers

Anyone else who got the ROTK13 PUK only after the latest patch, have an issue with missing events or features?

I got it from the same source as well
I have approx

I don't know what to tell you. I got the game legit, and I don't have any missing events. I can't see the details of historical events, but all the bonus dlc events are there.

>carried this old hag's cow five times now
>if lifting a cow is not a sidequest in dw9, riot

I really wish the mini-events could be turned off
>the old man who constantly wants to play go
>the merchant who constantly wants to show you his new scroll
>the random bumfuck soldiers who wants to fight you before all 3 of them join you
>the bandit who demands 1000 gold for a broken teacup or some shit
>tfw you're one rank away from emperor and they still come up to you're a random civvies

FEW is fun so far my only problem is the forts that have boss units in them. The fort heals the bosses faster than you can deal damage and there is no fort commander to take the fort away.

You have to stunlock the boss outside the fort and it feels cheap as fuck.

As if there was any to begin with

have you tried the legendary tactic of...walking the fuck away, user? I don't have it myself, but I'd assume it's like the recent SWs, where you can lure officers out of areas they're better in?

They dont follow, they run right back into the fort.

>We shall now retreat as planned.

Are you playing on hard or something user? Or are you attacking without weapon triangles advantage?

Is the story about Cao Cao accused the captain the supply provision for food hoarding and execute him to prevent his army mutiny because of food shortage?

Why do people still get excited for off brand musous

>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Er, what?

>tfw learn Sun Quan stalled invading Jing for as long as possible
>hoped for peaceful solution
>only invaded after Guan Yu raided supply depots on the border

DW:3 Reborn was good though.

And DW:2 and Strikeforce were both shit

DW:G3 was completely fucked over by its shitty maps. Let me guess, you think Strikeforce is bad because it doesn't use the same old charge attack system and because your favorite character didn't get their old weapon back.

Strikeforce was bad because of "Hey lets go super forms" and forced cooperative play in order to grind material missions

The chain and sickle is surprisingly a shitty weapon though. RIP Gan Ning

>10

Is any Warriors game "god-tier", really?

Hyrule Warriors.

Can't run from the shack forever Lingqi!

I'll give Koei credit. At least they never had Zhou Yu just not give a fuck about fighting Cao Cao until his womens were threatened.

Out of all the thing Luo Guanzhong pulled out of his ass to make non-Shu characters look bad, this is the thing that I hate the most. It effectively ruins both Cao Cao and Zhou Yu characters

It also is really annoying since Zhou Yu despite being Sun Ce's best bud just shows up out of nowhere to get insecure at the thought of being cucked. Historically, Zhou Yu was a lot more significant than a speed bump for Zhuge Liang.

>Pirate Warriors 1 and 2 above 3
>Arslan and AoT on par with SW waggle game
>Ken's Rage in god tier
>Samurai Warriors 1 nowhere to be seen
>Samurai Warriors 3 in god tier
>Musou All-Stars, Ken's Rage 2 and DW6 above anything
This list is fucking awful. Please consider suicide.

SW2

seconding this

"Zhuge Liang visits Wu and totally owns all these southern bumpkins and lets them know they suck" part of the story sure is grating.

If you're so smart Zhuge Liang why didn't you work out that Guan Yu being an idiot and aggravating Wu would lead to them attacking and killing him?

You may not like it, but this is the apex of ancient Chinese wisdom

Zhou Yu is the most thin skinned motherfucker in this manga.

"We will lose Jingzhou as planned."

part of the plan

Third.

Also I put way too many hours into DW4 and 5 (plus expansions/spinoffs) to not consider them god tier.

Ah I see, that makes sense then. It was all part of the plan.

And thus ends this legendary battle of wits.

Basically, Zhou Yu wanted to kill Zhuge Liang, so tells him to raid Cao Cao's supply depot. Zhuge Liang accepts without a care. Lu Su goes after Zhuge Liang and says this idea is bug fuck crazy. Zhuge Liang agrees, but says he can get it done regardless because he's a fucking genius, but also tells Lu Su that Zhou Yu is an idiot. But it's okay cause he's a genius.

When Lu Su runs off to Zhou Yu and tells him that the person he hopes to kill called him an idiot, Zhou Yu doesn't shrug and say "oh well he'll be dead soon anyway or he'll somehow manage to burn down the supply depot of a million man army, win win," Zhou Yu instead gets butthurt and declares he'll go on the raid instead.

Lu Su then runs back to Zhuge Liang (because everyone here is sage masters of strategy and subsequently need Lu Su to act as a hopeless errand boy) and tells Zhuge Liang that Zhou Yu is going to go on the raid instead, Zhuge Liang again calls Zhou Yu an idiot. Lu Su runs back to Zhou Yu, who can't help but admit defeat in the face of this overwhelming genius who can call people idiots through messengers.

Will they ever release the older ROTK games in Chinese on steam? FUCKKKKKKKKK

But did Zhou Yu have any sons irl with cute boy (girl)?

Anyone know what the green squares do? The grey ones are for non-switchable characters, blue are swappable tiles, green just seems to do the same thing as blue though, I don't understand why they have a different color.

oh shit there's splitscreen?

Blues are the occupied ones, and green are not occupied yet? Don't have the game so I'm just guessing

Xu Shu still has a sword

I prefer Guan Yinping's older design desu

Test

Why'd they give Wang Yi fucking hoops

yep, there are the usual spawning issues though where one player steals all the processing resources and you can't do stuff on the other side.

Ohayou.

That doesn't look like Lingqi.

>Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu didn't meet each other in real life
>All of this shit never happened historically

Yeah, but isn't Zhuge Liang super smart and cool and better than everybody else?

Zhang Hu was a confused child at first but he figured it all out in the end.

You must be user. I'll take that head of yours, if you don't mind.

I'd like to see you try, kiddo

Nope.

Wasn't this the dude who was forced to strip by Shu?

him along with some other generals and some men yeah

It all makes sense.
>Shufags are into BDSM, domination and humiliation stemming from their shit faction and officers

And who are you?

>who are you
mMHm

That guy was one of Liu Biao's best officers. He has a kind of broken ability in ROTK11, if he has low men (like 1000 or less) then you can't attack him unless you use tactics as he will resist most of your regular attacks. Pretty annoying to fight

Guys please help, give me even a small hint