/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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>Patch 4.1 Notes & Logs
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previously on /xivg/:

awoo

is this the correct thread?

pretty low energy tbqh

Probably. The other one has gw2 in the subject and will ping the gw2g bot.

woaj cat ass

oh good point

Also what's it like having an active FC? Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out. My FC has 3 whole people in it including myself.

I'm going to go hunting with my elf wife!

GRRR!

What's it like to have that many people? Mine is just me and my alts.

What's a good way to make money without relying on the Market?
What's a good way to make money relying on the Market?

It depends. Zerg FCs can feel very isolating for people who aren't very outgoing and who slip through the cracks or aren't invited to do things with other people on a regular basis. Smaller, more friend-based FCs can be better for dealing with situations like that since almost everyone talks or at the very least check in with each other semi-regularly.

>maps and maps

Sandcat, you around?

>People actually know me by name on my server
>>>Too bad it's cause it's from my dumb shitposts.

One of them is my wife and the other is a co-worker. Technically we have like 12 people in it but they all quit now. I'm sure my co-worker will be officially quitting soon, too.

It's been off and on since the beginning of Heavensward, but it's really just the two of us doing stuff. Mostly her, actually.

We've talked about trying to get more people in to get us playing some more, but we like not having to deal with others as well. Oh well.

>ywn get to be Odin rampaging around the Shroud conducting your own Wild Hunt other players try to stop you

Get the killing blow in the FATE and you can.

>*Hunting cat girls to mate with.

PO TA TO posting time

That's just Odin taking on your appearance. You don't get to actually control him, riding around the Shroud on the thunderous hooves of Sleipnir, sweeping Zantetsuken through swathes of players while hunting down your quarry.

What is the point of Command Missions? Is it just to level your squad up?

I want that emote but god damn, is running old content for no reason at all a fucking tedious ballache.

yo

more like smug

yes

Unmassaged potato

Exp, emotes for 10 clears

I know, but it's better than nothing ;_;

I'm going to impregnate your elf wife!

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My FC is pretty damn quiet. Especially since my work schedule means I don't have the time to raid with them.

Try finding some LS to join or friends cross server if you don't want to leave your FC.

I want to see BUTTS with LITTLE or NO clothing!

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Have some FSH AF2 instead.

pwease rate my halloween costume

I miss you man. You had good characters, both male and female.


I know who this person is...
I miss you as well.

Yeah we've been trying to find an active LS but those seem to be pretty few in number. At least on our server.

Hey, we heard you needed some tanks . . .

Orange

are you on leviathan?

why do you look so ching chong? open your eyes

no im on balmung

Hey buddy that's my wife you're talking about, show some respect OR ELSE . . .

One of my catboy neighbors in the same house had a very similar glam earlier today.

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Pedos of a feather diddle together
Fuck off

lol

>Spend 20,000 gil on a map
>Get fucking nothing worth the amount I paid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You need help...

They look nothing like this

I'm not the one who sexualizes toddler looking characters.
Fuck off.

Good potatoes everyone!

You're making yourself look retarded. Please, I beseech you, find help.

>Enter a dungeon
>Healer flat out states that she wont be dpsing
>"haha okay man
>mass pull
>use shirk to dump aggro on her

don't lewd potatoes

ARISE CATS

Reminder that NO ONE likes sandcat.
He will die the pathetic pedophile lala loving degenerate that he is.

Cats and lizards had the entire last thread.

Double nigger

Anybody want to be clingy on Balmung?

I swear to Halone I will hang you all from a fucking tree.

yeah

Alright, gonna fanta from c@:

Midlander or Elezen? Waifu only

I like sandcat.

Midlander if you like thighs 'w'

Post character.

your wife is an ugly chink eye

remember to take good care of your bird
they are precious and deserve your love!

Midlander waifus are the cutest waifus!
With the notable exception of the shiity mentally ill trannies trying to push their boring ones in the thread.

They do the same for Elezen.

>Alliance raid
>Pull a boss
>Other tanks keep trying to rip the aggro away from me while everybody else is getting slaughtered by adds

They're just sleeping shhh

>Alliance raid
>none of the tanks in tank stance
>one pulls in dps stance and boss spins wildly killing each dps who dares do to much damage to it

Friendly facades
Pity posters
Pervert degenerates
Likes lalafells
REALLY likes lalafells
Cumflation fetish from the Mexican
Diaper fetish from the wisconsinite
Autistically crafts for anyone they know
Cringe commissions
Friendly facades
Pity posters
Pervert degenerates
Likes lalafells
REALLY likes lalafells
Cumflation fetish from the Mexican
Diaper fetish from the wisconsinite
Autistically crafts for anyone they know
Cringe commissions
Friendly facades
Pity posters
Pervert degenerates
Likes lalafells
REALLY likes lalafells
Cumflation fetish from the Mexican
Diaper fetish from the wisconsinite
Autistically crafts for anyone they know
Cringe commissions

roe waifus are best waifus!

its just that 90% of them are disgusting ogres

Midlanders are great!
>push their boring ones in the thread.
Oh...

No mercy for spicneet.
Friendly facades
Pity posters
Pervert degenerates
Likes lalafells
REALLY likes lalafells
Cumflation fetish from the Mexican
Diaper fetish from the wisconsinite
Autistically crafts for anyone they know
Cringe commissions
Pays for friends
Blackmails people to defend him

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>Have to ask my EB for money so I can buy some dumb shit in the marketplace
Fucking hell this reminds me of asking mum for money

>letting a koala chew on your horn

Speaking of which, how the hell do au ra hear?

>tfw no eb to call mommy

The horns sense vibrations which is how they hear, those horns are cartilage/hollow

Well that's just kind of gross

>EB has to remind me to do beast tribes, GC turn ins, and eat sometimes

I didn’t ask for this.

I'm glad my EB isn't weird like that

what's an EB

>EB barely spends any time with me
I tell myself that this is fine but it's not

we don't actually know that they're hollow, just that the horns are or contain their auditory organs

Eternal Bond. In game marriage. Some people blow it out of proportion and equate it to dating. It gets you a two seater mount, an emote, a ring that lets you teleport to your EB if they’re not in an instance, and some glamour items.

>EB sends me pictures of old paintings of tanuki testicles

And how do ears work, and if their horns regenerate wouldn't it be dumb to assume that they are solid or have complex spongy bone like material that wouldn't work on vibration anyways?
I swear you people are retarded

>eb doesn't exist

oh. duh. okay. the irony of that picture being at a friend's ceremony.

Do you like fem miqote? Asking for a friend.

Let not the mexican plague continue. Report and ban his ass.

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>EB makes me watch 60 hours of space politics

>if their horns regenerate
uhhh, do they? did i miss something? do you just make wild guesses and call people names on the internet?

quit being an ass or I'm going to start linking the people you do that to back here and get your ass blacklisted on maetus.

I just realized that the level 70 DRK set is Cecils Dark Knight gear.

did ya

is that not what she is

>ebing a lewd alt
n-no thanks

>join a roulette as SMN, still levelling it so kind of awkward still
>goes pretty well at the start, do great damage
>suddenly just lose all sense of timing
>trance when there's nearly no enemies left
>manage to fumblefinger aetherflow while in trance
>just generally fuck everything up
My group must have thought the first person who played left the keyboard to their retarded sibling or something.