/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

Delete the past embeds then you lazy mong

if the scatman can do it, so can you

>gets killed
>"God this game is cancer now"
I can hear the lisp nerd voice from here

tfw you bap enough slaps to earn the right to slap outside of contract

also merc park is shit valve should never make maps and just focus on other content
gorge 2.0

just play medieval mode lad

how is that vest shitty its one of the best looking cosmetics ive ever seen

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you make the thread next time anime girl, or take your shirt of. you know.. either or.

how do i use the contracker? the one you pay for

I can't airblast or use any of the secondary equipment in medieval mode or can I?

the weapons will be added to random drops
the rest is gone forever

How do I activate this feature

>Dragon's Fury is literally a close range Direct Hit against buildings
W E W

type unbindall to console

If by buildings you mean literally everything and everyone

>tfw community servers are now only something casual players join to immediately leave for casual when it allows

Seriously, the one which you have to extinguish teammates with the Thermal Thruser is the most cancer i've ever seen in ages. Im pretty sure there is no achievment so cancer as this one, ever.
Im playing for more than 2h and i got 1/30 until now. Seriously, fuck this.

Valve found a way to fuck community servers even harder than ever. Can they be stopped?

Not liek there are any good servers left.

just get a friend to cow mangler himself in spawn 30 times and extinguish him.

I literally just sat next to an oblivious heavy on banana bay and got it in 2 rounds.

threadly reminder to thank based tf team for working overtime fixing all the bugs! ;)
fuck no, fucking retards should have tested it
>15 months

Get a friend or kind rando to shoot themself with the cow mangler/scorch shot in spawn

Look at chat

LUL dota 2 7.00 had like 10 patches released to fix bugs. Lost the count when they stopped putting numbers on them.

post shotgun massacres

>LUL
>>>/twitch/

>valve
>not just reverting to the old server browser method until they fix queue

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Can you apply festivizers to painted weapons?

he had a 3:1 k/d don't waste my time

steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=night owl mk.ii

>these can't be strange unless you spend who knows how much money on crafting lower tiers

THE HOTHAND DOESN'T EVEN DROP IF IT DISAPPEARS YOU ARE FUCKED

I mean it probably only doesn't drop if its a contract weapon so if an actual owner dies with it out it will drop, BUT ITS SUCH A SHITTY WEAPON THAT NOBODY WILL ACTUALLY RUN IT

>tfw can run overwatch on high settings and i have to use countless mods and configs to get tf2 to run barely decently

Dragon Fury confirmed new meta in mvm. Especially Two-Cities and Gear Grinder.
Shit outputs more damage than the Beggar's Bazooka.

place bets

regret

Civvie.

Can you sell the cases you buy with Blood Money?

It's sort of funny

Is it me or is death by flamethrower instantaneous now?
I see a pyro, I'm dead close range

that's good paint though

I know but I'm the one who made it

E to the I to the N to the G
Even if I was better It'd be the Engi life for me
From Pyros to Heavys, they all do flee
Forget about skins, I'd do it all for free

uncle dane BTFO

Just reactivate the mission to get it back.

Someone send me a cosmetic case to open.

So we can all agree that the only decent weapons are the new flamethrower and the banana right?

gas can would be good if it didn't take 100000000000 years to charge

Did you do all three defense contracts as Engie or only expert? I'm on the first one and it literally will not register 3 kills with the same sentry.

I tried it with the mini, I tried it with a regular sentry, I tried it without ever moving my sentry, I tried it in a single life, it just does not want to give me credit for that objective.

i like the new flamethrower simply because it's so satisfying to reflect it back at nerds

Do 500 damage you absolute shitter

Afterburn hits harder plus the flamethrower hit detection is more consistant now, so any damage you may have missed before the update due to buggy flamethrower will hit you now.

I have the same problem. ONCE it counted the 3 kills but it wasn't even 3 kills I had on the sentry, just 3 kills in the same life, but never again after that

>tfw 1 more more ignite and I can get a hot hand to work on that'll likely disappear
You lot think de_groot will hurry this shit along?
It seems logical, but I feel there's a catch.

That's because you have to charge like a soldier banner. Do damage and it recharges a lot faster.

I asked yesterday and people said that didn't work. If that's the case then that should be ez

>Charge a soldier banner
>To throw out a mid-range scorch shot that can affect pyros

They didn't think very hard with this weapon, did they?

You don't know what you are talking about

The sentry kills are not registering on any contracts. I did the advanced via the two secondary objectives alone

just think, you paid yourself back a little for that then.

>wtf why can't I spam lingering gas clouds onto last from spawn

But at least the gas can has a small passive refill, meaning you can use it when the round starts, also you don't lose the charge on death.

>I asked yesterday and people said that didn't work
Literally open up tr_walkway and try it yourself, this isn't hard

>playing on a shitty PC for the time being
>Dragon's Fury lags the game for that first split second the fire particle covers the screen

I recognize the Dragon's Fury is pretty good, so I'm really annoyed about this.

I got a backwoods boomstick warpaint factory new. Is that good?

PLS RESPOND

Also the cloud that comes from the gas can DOES apply the jarate effect, it's not just the initial burst that applies it, it lingers for a few seconds

are the war paints (not the keyless crates) you buy with blood money guaranteed to be factory new?

>strange paint I like
>everything I want to put it on has $$$ strange parts
why live

no

I-I dont have friends...

well fuck

i still need to make a buck and a half back to break even

I just queued for 2fort and asked a random faggot in spawn to cow mangler himself for me and he did it.

okay shitty is an exaggeration but evidently people don't want it that much

I didn't play with friends either dummy read my post

>brony paint
enjoy

What?

valve has a sick sense of humor don't they

apparently they didn't think about using phlog and gas can together... meters overlapping

:joy: :ok_hand:

there's nothing wrong with being a brony pal calm down

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No, I'm asking you why you think its brony paint

>there's nothing wrong with being a brony
Holy fuck this thread is infested with faggots

y/n

>mfw taunt kills still count as slap kills

Literally just make it work like Jarate/Mad Milk and you already have a significant improvement that might be usable.

The slap has a kill taunt?

Did they give demoman an even bigger chance to crit with his melee or some shit?
Every time I'm up against one with a bottle it's crit crit crit crit

damn good cop/10