/ink/ - Splatoon General

>not wanting to work special overtime for Grizz

Think of the bonuses

How does this work? Do I just shill my OC?

Just write out how a VN route for your woomy would go down

Is it like a porn thing? I've never played a virtual novel.

Probably

I mean, it CAN be.
Depends on the kinda person you are, I guess.

If it's a porn thing I hereby rescind my woomy from being added

what if your woomy was really goddamn stupid

>denying us the right to fuck Smug Woomy

You monster

wrong woomy, mine is lemonade woomy

what if your woomy couldnt tie her shoes?

what if you fucked right the heck off

Probably should've stated it earlier, but don't fuck my squid you freaks.

>all of lemonades H-scenes are foot related

Inklings have velcro shoes

stop

what if your woomy didn't understand sales tax

*"lemonade" related

>Lemonade’s route starts with helping her clean up after she wets herself in a park

stop

what if your woomy was afraid of jellyfish?

Uncorrupt Hoodrat before she corrupts you.

introduce her to a nice one

what if your woomy wanted to become a spaghetti but was too afraid to tell you

No one appreciates your pussy boi 3-burst bomb strat, kitkat

i mean squids can change gender and appearance at will

why not let her?

Meeting on day 5, pic related. She calls you out to help her stand up and then walk her home holding hands as she has trouble balancing on these while walking slowly and can't run because she's exhausted.
Her entire life she's been doing things fast... Perhaps too fast. She never stopped, taking quantity of experiences over their quality. But things have changed lately, as her recent injury (electrical maybe?) pretty much forces her to brake from time to time, and to her it does more good than harm. She always brushed over things like just sitting in the park and enjoying warm summer breeze, but- here she is, basking in sun's rays and unexpectedly enjoying herself, or being walked home and talking more at once with a stranger than she usually did with what she assumed were her friends.
You either help her get back to speed through pain and limitations, only for her to speed away from you and live the life she did before losing legs, where you have no place; or show her that slowing down and appreciating life is the way to go, culminating with a slow dance after Splatfest.

piss enemas

lemonade woomy is my favorite woomy please post more of this!!

Are you actually Speedy Woomy's creator or just a memer?

>She beats you in a turf war
>She likes the way you handle you [insert weapon here]
>She invites you to snapper canal at night for some "one on one" training
>Spawn camps you
>You keep meeting up with her an eventually rank up to her level
>You get put on her team
>She seems distracted
>You lose
>She starts crying and apologizing
>You've never seen her so vulnerable
>She says she knows you were only hanging out with her to rank up
>She thinks you won't spend time with her anymore know that's she's "bad"
>You have to convince her that you love her for her, not for her rank
You can just use any part of this if you find it interesting. Her best ending involves her wearing that cute skirt again.

Feel free to fuck Smug Woomy

what if your woomy was on Train A traveling 70 miles per hour East toward Calamari County, 260 miles away. At the same time there's another woomy on Train B traveling 60 mph West to Inkopolis. How long into their trips do the two woomies pass each other by?

Why are the shitters always on my team? Why can't they ever be on the other team?

ggs kitkat
ban triple burst bomb

I compensate for not being very good at the mechanics by being crafty with gear builds. I'm sorry if it got on your nerves.

I already posted my VN route.
I just don't want her to be as sexualized as the rest of you...creatures.

I'm just memeing, you got us tilted but we like playing with you

How about you don't diss my woomy, futa boi?

...

Thanks, I had a lot of fun. You're Velvet? I got giddy every time I splatted you, you're tough.

Y-you too. I'm so sorry, but triple burst bomb is so fun.

Damn... that's cute

What Kier did has nothing to do with anything. Don't even bother bringing that monster's name up. He smells fear

You REALLY like that edit, don't you?
I can't really blame you

Yeah, that's me, thanks!

>get beaten by splashdown to burst bomb almost all of the time
>try the set out
>win every 1v1 that isnt mirror
>1v1 against the same set is a coinflip

I'm neither, just had an idea how to include one of two OG VN woomies and her unexpected new developments without it being dumb porn like Slut and Schoolgirl's routes will inevitably end up being, just in cripple flavour (no offense to anyone).

Now stack ISS and toss 3 of them

And also avoiding overlap with a certain VN Veeky Forums already finished.

Did Smug Woomy get in?

If you have Red Velvet, feel free to join our /ink/ lobby

>without it being dumb porn like Slut and Schoolgirl's routes will inevitably end up being,
dont bully my friends

...What kinda lobby are we talking?

Joining

Well as long as I'm playing like shit, and I can't join Velvet...
I'm just gonna host a meme lobby, anything goes.
This is Propeller speaking

Turf War

I think me and my burst bombs are done for the night. Thanks again for the games. Hope to do it again sometime.

I was shown a little bit of the discord chatter about me; I really didn't mean to upset anyone, though it was pretty flattering at the same time. You guys are neato.

>timer restarts when joining

God dammit.

user....every route in this VN is going to be porn.

Discordfags talk shit about everyone. Ignore them.

>The VN will contain 3 woomies and 3 spags at the initial release
>Two woomies chosen already, one woomy and three spags to vote on

I hope mine gets voted on.

show me your best clips /ink/

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ok i got a laugh from it

sad squid club
;_;

At least we've got something, cheer up...

You and me both, user

Well yes, of course, her route should have h-scenes as well, but it can still be more story and choice-focused than others.

Oh there was nothing really bad about it. I don't really think of myself as very good, so it was encouraging to make an impact on people. It'll help motivate me to keep improving.

Vote will be sometime this week, look out for it.

Also, does anyone know a half decent screen recording program? I'd like to show off the VN in motion instead of uploading screenshots.

Any shittalking was probably ironic, we were joking about how the match was gonna be an ez win with you on our team.

>want to play TW with /ink/
>no open spot for at least 10 minutes now

>tfw I want my woomy to be a route

Oh I know, I only saw little snippets talking about the triple burst bombs and something about me carrying. It really made my night. Looking forward to next time!

You can join us, user. Always room for one more...

How bout some hide and seek? Whoever’s solo has to hide

What shoes go with the Black Inky Rider?
Punk Blacks feels too generic. Red&Black Squidkid is nice but I want to save that for another loadout that needs its ability. Orca Hi-Tops?

Join the sad squid club. ;_;

Sounds good.
We doing 1 min or 1:30?

1 minute

I just popped a drink ticket and a losing streak commenced. If I derank to S I'm gonna be sad.

Both moto boots, punk whites, smoky wingtips

user, 3 of those posts are from me
(The host)

>an update to the game now adds a special that when used, instead of using ink, it reverts the targeted spot back to it's original state

Would something like that work?

Still need to port over my new clips

EVEN SADDER

Yeah, dw about, most of us were talking in VC anyway. See you next time!

Man at this rate I’ll never get to hide

ggs Kitkat
see you next time

By the time I realized where you were hiding, it was too late.

WHOMST

>give the tenta brella another chance
>starting to win matches with it
>still feel absolutely miserable using it

You really got to try hard to make a weapon so bad you still feel like shit even when you win