/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

your post in the last thread got deleted eh?

>when you ask him if he brought a condom

>blocks ur ti wins

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All three together

all of them

I wish I knew, because I like it.

Yeah, seems janny don't want the users ignoring and reporting shitposting.

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universe, 9pasha

Me

I am very tired dotards

6?

12, easy

>universe

5

Why do people still pick Ember Spirit???
Is he still that strong? I keep seeing this hero losing time and time again.

wrong.

Asians love him.

0

10

>I keep seeing this hero losing time and time again.
welcome to the wonderful world of "lol just build veil and maelstrom, he doesn't need to deal any real damage"

9.5

15

Guys I just woke up, how did EG lose?

they lost vs a sk that couldn't land half his ults

Which premier lans have 9pasha win in the past year?

Against tier 2 chinks playing pretty bad with their coach as standin.

this is finals right?

this is the only reasonable explanation

>bloggs yur chanses at wining anyting

Badly

STOP PRETENDING TO BE ADELAIDE JUST TO SHITPOST

they sharted out

I hope Sheever recovers

>Which premier lans have 9pasha win in the past year?
Summit 6 and 7.

>EG Post 2015
What the fuck went so wrong?

Something something worst pedegree

mushi is going to rape chinks so hard

feed me buffs

Icefraud nerferd buybacks.

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desu the fact that EG won TI5 still triggers me

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nerferd storm/leshrac

Yeah, he isn't on the same league as Universe who has won 3 lans in the past year. That's much more than two.

>15 dmg on every hit
>9 damage after reductions @ 25% magic res
>decent slow
>275 gold

buy me

>tfw the era of the magic ember awful meme still goes on
He should just stack orb effects or daedaluses now if you're going to play that shit.
>cast sof
>whole enemy team desolated, maimed, skadied

tfw u get fucked by a team youporn player

>ironic well played shirt

they never played leshrak though
in fact nobody did except cdec in grandfinal and may be in couple other games since he was first phase banned in almost every match

take notes sh1t, thats how you play es

Well, they were better, but you make the mistake of assuming i think universe was actually good past season.

>rtz and crit
NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO

How does a hero with such good talents end up being so shit.

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does anybody even listen to casters anymore

I just mute and watch the game

I'd beat up any nerd I ever saw wearing a sharteezy shirt

>tfw no soe gf
these simulated dating experiences make me feel really bad

how does crit have a shirt but not sumail

>wanting a gf with daddy issues, who aged like milk and spends the day playing nu-blizz games
wew

Is Merlini the most comfy caster?

>reverse image search gives nothing but "funny memes for adults"

just what kind of sites do you browse user?

Winter is. I even sleep through 2 of his casts, missing the games.

I dun understand this PA pick

now that we have kyle
im waiting for some guy named kevin or brian to horn into esports

sumail has one, at the very bottom

Yes

Purge is comfy as well

xcyclopz is

:^)

can't wait to post, "goddamn it kevin"

where do you get your memes?

>aged like milk
That's a matter of debate. She's 29 and still looks good

um, hello

>not wanting tyrone

WTF IS THAT
HOW THE FUCK LGD LOSE THAT FIGHT?

>not "um, yello everybody"

diffusal really should do less manaburn on ranged heroes

Fluff is named Brian Lee

The answer may surprise you

oh shit it's kevin

lemon key

umm the problem is people buying manta diffusal on melee heroes

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

It does burn less mana on ranged heroes you dumb nigger

>29
>no husband
>no children
That's a pretty bad look desu

>being this racist about niggers

It's not the 1950's anymore grandpop

on ranged illusions, for the hero it's the same

it burns less on ranged illusions you retard