/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

aHUD is still broken even though it's popular. I can't fucking stand this default hud

Medic contracts are actually sucking my soul.

So are the skins worth the price of the campaign pass alone? Or are most of them not so good.

>using a custom hud

>he uses a custom hud

try broeselhud_blue until ahud is fixed. it's very similar, though i can't stand the default main menu. i also miss the ahud crosshairs

Really disgusted by the amount of artificial difficulty in this update, they don't want people to be able to do contracts fast

>have to finish the round
>can't do multiple contracts per round
>lose progress if you dc
etc

No, you still have to pay for the new, gooder skins with keys.
>actually playing medic instead of one of the edgelord magnets

>there will never be any kritzkrieg skins ever

tf2.com/ka5l6g6.htmI

man i wanna play tf2
haven't played it in years
now's probably a good time
>game runs like trash
>invisible fire
>have to do these contract things for new weapons
>have to join valve servers to advance them
>1000 gazillion health exploit
>social anxiety even in video games
oh

I was disappointed but not surprised by how lame the free selection of skins was.

But have you considered if those things weren't in the game?
>having entire teams drop in and out in the middle of the round
>finishing four months of game in a day
>actually having a shitbox that disconnects whenever

VIRUS YOURE COMPUTER WILL DIE IF YOU CLICK

The engy main is getting has ass kicked by a heavy using the exploit lmao

what

>game runs like trash
look up how to run tf2 on a toaster
>invisible fire
youtube.com/watch?v=4sWJPzm1JWc
>social anxiety even in video games
cute

how have the heavy and flamethrower exploits not been hotfixed yet? the game is unplayable right now

Wait, what, why? Every time I hear something new about this update the more disappointed in Valve I get.

Can you do more than one contract in the same match?

>Still not a single Spy Revolver is paintable besides stock

They don't wanna fuck up the strange kritzkrieg price

Is it just me or is wm1ing WAY easier now with the flame particle changes?

One contract per round, if you're quick
>actually playing spy after valve gave him the ol' fuck off

What am I supposed to do with ref again, do I just craft it into hats

That's retarded.

i think backstab "only" does like 9k damage or something? look it up

ESKETIT

Backstab does 6x the opponents HP. No matter how much HP he has.

Most hat's are only 1 ref~ so there is no point doing that.

No, retard, you trade it for hats.

It's straight up broken. Flame particles now hit multiple times.
youtube.com/watch?v=m__Dlpw7iEY

>Take 1000 damage in a single life as heavy 6 times
>give myself 16k hp
>take all the damage without dying
>doesn't give me any objectives complete

nice game valve

What else would you possibly want to paint?

>putting yourself on the chopping block for a ban
>surprised when you're not rewarded

i hope the infinite health heavies get a penalty

that's what u get for using exploits
FAG

I only had custom damage numbers and they're fucked up. Can't be arsed to make it work anymore...

it didn't work regardless

not my fault

teamfortress.tv/stream/teamfortresstv
Stream live, waiting on casters to get in. This is Babs' first time casting, as well. I expect her to be just as bad at it as she is as medic.

isnt it 6x the MAX health of the opponent?

gj valve

wait can you still get these?

The banana becomes untradable forever and only obtainable through this event thing, heavies that used the exploit get a permanently more shit version of the banana that either heals half as much or takes twice as long to recharge
y/n

i really wish i had one of these

How about a secondary that resembles a pistol and it's only use is to kill yourself with it.

L'Etranger, Diamondback, Ambassador (they could just remove the scout's mom engraving from the normal map), Big Kill (maybe).

Yeah?

no, it's 6x current health. You can have very low dings on low hp ennemies.

>Get an assist with an Ubered teammate
>no friends to queue with
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

no

i head one, but then i switched steam accounts. i also miss my grizzled veteran badge.

Should've seen that before you picked a class that literally cannot do anything by himself

QUICK!
GIVE THE RESKINS STATS!

Gross

What happened to casual stats?

Lol nobody's ever gotten banned for exploiting

So how do you get the defend an objective bonus?

I stand near an objective and kill people but nothing happens.

When I kill people in the objective it says on the kill feed I defended the point but I only get the bonus contract point sometimes

how the FUCK do i get good with scout? i can't kill shit

It's not the banana that's the cause of the exploit, it's the GRU/EN coupled with chocolate
The banana is just a shittier sandvich

Post id.

It doesn't work. It's broken.

suck my cock, bro

I have the same issue, what is the exact crtieria for a defend?

play a shit ton of monkey island. then just point and click the shit out of people

Everyone who uses good skins gets free sex with hot girls forever, -25% clip size

teamfortress.tv/44150/list-of-broken-contracts
>Defending an objective entails killing players capturing it, not blocking the capture, regardless of whether it said a player defended an objective in the killfeed.

Servers are complete crap at the moment. Pings are horrendous, latency of your shots even worse.

It's broken on Mercenary Park regardless of what you do.

>finish 2fort contract
>now i have to wait forever for the match to end
this is hell

i just fixed the whitelist

Wouldn't expect anything else from that map

Okay, post ID

>regardless of whether it said a player defended an objective in the killfeed
Pretty sure it also HAS to say you defended. Can only get 1 point of defense per 10s or so, regardless of how many kills you get.

>mfw danger shield is way more broken now
what were they thinking LMAO

I'm really glad I managed to keep my cheater's lament.

so, how are the new pyro weapons? are they any good?

It counters a retarded braindead furry class that shouldn't be in-game so it's ok.

>WHY DID YOU KILL ME FAGGOT?! I'M A FUCKING FRIENDLY, YOU CANCER!!

no, that is gay, fuck off. idiot.

kys you whiny faggot

>Spot a Heavy trying to do the exploit
>Become his pocket medic
>Laugh at this whining until he quits

>run across a bunch of cool guys farming contracts
>spend two hours helping out strangers and have a blast

Maybe there's hope yet.

Dragon's Fury is really good, the range is short, but oh god will it fuck you up if the pyro using it knows how to aim.
Jetpack is trash.
Gas Passer is basically a worse scorch shot.
Slap Hand is literally a meme weapon.

>retarded braindead furry class

What the fuck are you talking about lmao?

you have the mental ability of a 10 year old

Dragon thing is just a fire shotgun, will likely get nerfed
Jetpack is okay but you're gonna be fucked against sentries even more than usual due to your lack of secondary
The can thing is garbage
The hot hand is an epic maymay and you'll never see it kill anyone ever again after the contracker thing ends.

>dozens of friends playing
>too shy to ask them to help me farm contracts

thanks. i already have the fury and i thought it was pretty good as well. if everything else is trash, i might not do the contracts any time soon. i hate playing pyro.

But we have so much in common. You like to play spy and I love sucking dicks. It's pretty much the same thing, right?

>enjoying yourself means mental ability of a 10 year old

How long have you had your depression?