/owg/ - Overwatch General

Captain Amari > everything.

I already bought 60 when the event started because I'm not a poor loser NEET like everyone else here.

It still feels like shit to punch someone and have them slide off a wall. Or to phase through someone.

>play a game on King's Row
>have a duo on my team
>one is a Zarya main, one is a Mercy main
>the Mercy hardpockets Zarya so she never died unless the entire enemy team focused her
>get hardcarried by the duo
>next game
>duo is on the enemy team
>they fucking 2v4 us first point after we pretty much kill everyone
>we end up getting the point
>99 to 99, enemy team has to get on or they lose
>they hop on, Zarya starts spamming the ground and gets ult
>kills me, everyone else dies to Hanzo ult
>watching the killcam
>Zarya went from 60% ult to 100% in under 5 fucking seconds
>the ult wipes us, we lose round
>next round, we get it to 99 to 0, they barely cap in OT because Zarya's grav pulls us all off point
>by the time we lose the fight, they already have 60%
>by the time we get back, they're at 80%
>Zarya has grav again
>gravs us as we run in, wipe us
>we can't even get back on in time

Friendly reminder that Jeph has 0 idea what he's doing and is being bullied by "pro" teams and twitch streamer girls on what constitute "balance"

Nobody (you) this good goy with a mcjob

Ana wuvs her little Fareeha!

mercy is such a BADDIE

This was GM, by the way. The most surprising thing is that a boyfriend+girlfriend duo isn't playing Pharmercy

And I love them both (with my dick)

>Do well
>Entire team shits the bed and lose
>Do terrible
>Team is on point and we easily win

I fucking hate it.

Not my fault you have a poor relationship with your parents and I do so I get to make money without paying rent or utilities.

She sure does

>playing KOTH
>have the game of my life as Genji
>65 elims, 4 deaths
>we barely win 2-1, 100-99 both round
>only reason I had so few deaths was because they had nobody who could chase me down after we lose a fight, so I could just easily get away when I'm the last one alive

No faggot, I have a job, and the self control to not pay money for pixels to change color.

>tfw all Jeff is trying to do is to please everyone and not to make a good balanced game

gonna need source for research

>everyone in OW is genderswapped
y/n?

everyone that plays this game is already trans

Sure.

>Doomfist is some heffer nog that has amazing lines
>"awwww hell nah bitch"
>"you gonna get yo SHIT SLAPPED"
>She doesn't jump for her ult, she just sits down
yes yes yes

So you have $0 in disposable income, got it.

Have fun staying poor, I guess.

retarded as fuck, no

>google paladin heroes because someone mentioned them here
>see this
H-holy shit
Why can't OW have cuties like this? They claim to make "diverse" characters and yet all of the girls have the same disney face. I might try playing paladins just for the waifus.

I'd rather it just be all female

Because it's science fiction, it can't be varied like Paladins' science fantasy.

And I know this isn't exactly related but i can't not post it

postpurpleputa

>taking away my precious Lena

NO

Dr Ziegler belongs to Doomfist.

>talking ape
>zombie
>girl who has such a low heartbeat she is blue all the time is able to run around and do other cool shit
>magical dragons
>whole 4 AI robots
>rez
>magic healing
>light objects (totally science and not magic at all)
>overwatch is science fiction, it can't be varied like Paladins' science fantasy
What are you, fucking stupid?

>the skindentation
That shit gets me every time

post yfw

watch the whole webm dummy

>3-stack has mercy
>she pockets her group
>they're shit
>loses/nearly loses match by only helping the stack
>rages at everyone else
Pocket healers have always been a thing, but this Mercy cancer has brought it to a new level. At this point if I see a Mercy in a stack on my team I assume I won't be getting healed or ressed.

Advanced technology is no different than magic

that Kalashnikov huntress looks nice

...

Almost there

>science
>nanomachines
>evil science
>hardlight projections
>advanced robotics
>nanomachines
>biotic technology
>photon manipulation

>zombie
halloween skins don't count
>talking ape
Gorillas have a higher IQ than niggers so entirely possible in the future
>girl who has such a low heartbeat she is blue all the time is able to run around and do other cool shit
who knows what kind of sick genetic monsters we can create in the future
>magical dragons
I'll give you that one
>whole 4 AI robots
how is this unbelievable
>rez
same as above, seeing as rez only works for like 10 seconds it's much like a resuscitate now
>magic healing
had to be done for gameplay reasons because nobody wants to sit there and wrap bandages for healing
>light objects (totally science and not magic at all)
Magic to some is just super advanced science to others

I ask you, are you fucking stupid?

Angela Zieglar belongs to refugees

>g-guys I know that guy clarke, a-am I smart now?
How about you'll post robot laws as well, nerd?

post cute tracer

how to git gud with ana?

get gud with mccree or any hitscan

>not having to play Numbani

>the most divisive hero in the game is a 100% pickrate support

has this happened in any other game? holy moly

tf2

>now entering junkertown
>orisa rein bastion mercy on payload

every single game

>Thought someone called me Pumpkin
>They were just referencing the McCree line
Shit, dead game.

Maybe next time, Pumpkin

>it's a bastion standoff episode

It's one of the few times noone bullies me for going Bastion

Tracer is a baby

just get bastion/junkrat to tear through the barrier

...

Tracer really should have gotten a halloween skin, give her that Corrupt Tracer design someone did

>we dont like the old mercy because hiding in a corner is not engaging gameplay

>orisa is literally press e over and over on the ground the hero

I'd still bully you a little bit

Because that's not kick butt!

Nope, she already has a shitload of skins. It's pretty likely she'll get one next year though.

This one? I'd love that one.

I'll take it.

Is it a girl? Is she boosted? (Current rank: 3500.)

>Blizzard
>balance

Pick one.

And barely anyone likes Orisa. Point being?

I hope the Queen is a healer that heals people by shouting at them.
I also hope she can kill Genji and Tracer.

i feel like i played with them the other day

She is picked like crazy right now in "gay" comps where people just play to "cheese" and be fucking queers

She was paired with someone called Raptoran in 3v3. And definitely couldn't play anything other than healers...

more ults should be like tracer's in the sense that they actually require skill to use

vast majority of ulties only require gamesense, there is no or minimal mechanical execution to them

>Current rank: 3500
Season 2 rank: 3200
Season 3 rank: 3100 (as Ana)

She hit Master in Season 5 so she was a little boosted, but if she can play Mercy in Diamond pre-invincibility, and can one-trick Ana in Diamond during Season 3...? Then she really isn't part of the problem.

I pick balance, what now?

>look at tank
>press q
>press e
requires skill

how much money have you spent?

protip STOP HOLDING TOP
hold ground around the corner, DO NOT HOLD LOS TO THEIR SPAWN DOORS
its so fucking simple yet every single time i see a team get steamrolled its because of this, they feed the bastion, stagger spawns trying to retreat into bottom or stairs then end up not getting back to contest

You wait until they accidentally make a good change in about a year, before reversing that change a week later because "we didn't intend that".

Just kill the fucking Mercy.

I don't think any of you fully appreciate how overpowered this character is now. There is no point in pushing if the Mercy is still alive. She will just revive everyone you kill, because it'll always take you longer than 12 seconds to kill them all over again.

raptoran also seems like a familiar name

so yeah im pretty sure i played with them

Sometimes you can miss, I miss all the time. It's challenging.

If the Queen becomes a playable hero, what happens to the voicelines in the Junkertown map if she's in a team? Remove them? What if someone was the Queen and switched out to another character? Would the voice lines suddenly be put back in?

>Team wants me to go support
>They ignore Pharah and Mercy nuking them

Every fucking game this happens.

Its obviously an automated response to when certain "unwanted guests" are ID'd

and i miss my earthshatters and my graviton surges and my dragonstrikes and a lot of other ults, sometimes, those are challenging to use.

t. silver shitter

she's a decent compromise to playing tank without relying entirely on your teammates due to her 900 dmg shield and cannon. Bongos are helpful for difficult fights too.

You know what, I think at this point it's worth playing Overwatch only 3 days every 4 months. They release new hero - you play it for 3 days, you think "alright, that was pretty fun", you log out and wait another 4 months.

prob change them. they always edit maps.

I didn't come here to get bullied

>be Junkrat
>kill Mercy
>"Never liked going to the doctor"

Woah, was this always a line he could say, or is this new?