Planetside 2 general /ps2g/

Don't be a loser dedicated shitter edition

>What is this game?
pastebin.com/baxwRMDg
>How do I shot?
pastebin.com/CWn3VQJD
>How do I shot mans? (advanced)
pastebin.com/p0ZwzqSu
>Tweaks and optimizations
pastebin.com/MEqFBUut
>stats and vehicle memes
pastebin.com/341Dv7Y6
>chart some dead user made
i.imgur.com/HOdhWox.png

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=yzmhIs5cI8Y
conspiracy.wikia.com/wiki/CIA_Heart_Attack_Gun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_in_the_Czech_Republic#Cable
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

what game is that from?

super mario bros

take notes, chids ;DDD
then i shot two mans and then i got 100%
tkd

wait a minute thats nod a picture of a planetmen

better times, anime girl
better times

>be me (who else would i be?)
>start unironically aiming better and trying to click heads and not running in like a retard all the time
>1200 ivi score, 10 kdr, 2 kpm
Friendly reminder that you're never good enough.

>aurax gauss saw
>buy gd
>poor mans gauss saw
>buy anchor
>merc kids

sweet fuck what is this gun

anchor is a gd for shitters
gd is best cong lmg

and it used to be better

wow this pulsar thing really has no recoil

gn, try not to die :3

Bonk's Adventure. That's right after he ate a big meat.

youtube.com/watch?v=yzmhIs5cI8Y

what if we bring skiing to the game

>Connection Quality: bebis ;-DDD

OK *dies*

memes

>day 3403
>still no carapace in sight

one
last
meme

Good morning!

>old Brazilian aspie dude is the one bullying me

Heh, jelly of my skills shitter? :3

...

this is how i feel with all this inflshit knifing going around

the game already HAS skiing
I'll post a webm if I ever get home

>Pale Moon
>that ugly BlackBox
I'd like 2 wews, Alex

Guys?

YOU WANT SOME?

gm ;D

YOU CALL YOURSELF A SOLDIER?!?

No

EI EI EI, KEEP DREAMING

Good afternoon!

>he doesn't do crouch-jet drifter LA
baka desu senpai

getting lazy, huh pal?

>t. connection quality: heh_____________________________________

is ok fren, i giv u chance 2 meme better

*cloaks*

*activates cheedings*
nuthingbds personnel, chid ;DDDDD

>turns corner
>knife's your shimmering silhouette
NUTHIN PERSONNEL CABRON

All you poor connection quality shitters need to stop playing planetmans

sure, when you kick all the russians out of miller

GM :DD

You're not any better than them if you have Africa tier connection.

>Connection Quality: Wrel's balance changes

shut up burger
I am free to meme wherever I want

I don't though

I rpt y now!

I just go on webdit and cry :DDD dey unban me now ;DD

>see shimmer
>panic spray
>"wew that was cl-" see more shimmer
>whip out commish and dome another bad
>"man there sure are a ton of inf-" see more shimmers turn into 3 staby pumpkin mans
>stab one then watch as the others and myself get mowed down by a wraith renegade flash

and thats the story of how I decided to equip darklight ON EVERY FUCKING GUN UNTIL THIS STUIPD FUCKING EVENT IS OVER

you already posted the webm retard, why type it out
anime pic is a reason but a pretty faggoty one

>thinking the poster that isn't me is me
>there can only possibly be one poster mad about infilshits
kys, infilshit

thats literally what happened in the webm posted above shitter
also implying i play infilshit EVER

very many people r upset about event i saw weebum and it reminded me of my story to share for story time becuase i myself do not have weebums to share

additionaly, DONT BULLY

then STOP POSTING ANIME

no

Anyone who has played for more than 20 minutes in the past 48 hours has probably experienced this exact scenario 200000 times. These directives are pure cancer.

m-maybe if we complain enough werl will kys himself?

tbf I only got knifed 10 times yesterday
meanwhile I knifed 250+ dudes
hehe

hmmmmmmmm what about a more direct approach

conspiracy.wikia.com/wiki/CIA_Heart_Attack_Gun

ptchooo ;DD

>be MAX suit
>don't have to deal with dumb problems like that

>tbf i cheedings
t. u

>get mened on by cancerflash

>not hearing the memewheeler trundle its way through the building towards you
after half a decade of practice, skillsuit operators can only be caught off guard by completely noiseless threats

they are quite possibly the most skilled video gamers in existence

hmmmmmmmmmm I haven't done any max directives yet, maybe I should work on those for the next week

no just Karapeis
:3

This event has did one great thing - there's almost no boltshitting going right now

gimmeeeeeee

ITS NOT FAIR

:---DDDDDDDDD

Reminder that the sensor shield is the best implant against zerglings and tanks. It also gives you a little breathing room against pros, as well -- since most of em will pay attention to the minimap more to what is front of em, anyways.
*explodes behind you

You need to buy implant packs better

>Me: "How many people are on the PlanetSide 2 Development Team?" (She laughed) and stated: "Not many."

Wrel, Nick, d0ku (sort of)
more than enough i'd say

>She(male)
who?

>H1Z1 still bleeding players despite 50% off and Daybreak blowing their entire budget on that twitch con tournament

embarassing

That game was a shit idea
[/spoiler]tranu scum

what is this showing me exactly
u arent even close to any enemies for them to see u on the mini
also nice bolt babby baiting, surprised u didnt get plonked

connection quality: )))))))))))))

t. 0.5 ivi kdr shiTR cr*pple

do autobolts count towards ivi kdr?

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

All ps2g webum posters have bad connection quality.......really makes u thing

make fun of my connection quality one more time.. i dare you

most of the "notable" players in the game are also subhumans with Czechoslovakian internet connections

lol

hush, kid

here is the webmum of upcoming DLC

>connection quality: north korean gaming bunker

how

top left corner

???

encoding quality: connection quality: poor

connection quality: webms for pre-cro-magnon man

>u arent even close
I've seen retards chainheadshotting me from even further distances compared to the web one -- so that is definitely "close enough".
>to see u on the mini
rank 5 also hides your ass away from IRNV, infravision, etc
>surprised u didnt get plonked
gee, i wonder why

hello!

HI!

[N]ot telling

>what is 3mb limit

Ptchoo :------D

so make it 3mb and use vp9 instead of 8

t-this is an old webm

hmmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_in_the_Czech_Republic#Cable

>manetherenerd getting memed on by /ourguy/
o i am laffin