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As always, add to and prune these lists as necessary so we can keep this general on topic instead of letting avatarfags and shitposters ruin this general. PREVIOUSLY ON WOWG:
wowg guild Argent Dawn EU Alliance, /w anyone online for an invite
Brandon King
Stop playing retail.
Jace Miller
moon guard may be high pop but the broken isles/argus are not as crowded as you would expect for a high pop realm
go into goldshire and its fucking packed to the brim, moreso than usual
must be like half the server here
i guess people just see this server as a meme
Jack Murphy
they are good stuff
it's true
Nicholas Morris
>most popular rp realm >wtf why arent they doing non-rp stuff Huh
Levi Russell
elves best girls
Alexander Russell
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Jack Gutierrez
girl (boy)
Michael Morales
>Declined after waiting for a few minutes >Proceed to wait for next queue >This time its the healer that doesn't accept
Brayden Perez
wtf does that mean?
Nicholas Roberts
How to catfish desperate neckbeards into paying wow subs for me?
Cooper Cook
futa my friend, classy wine sort of stuff
Caleb Clark
one could imagine this quest requiring a modicum of effort
Brayden Thompson
>queue showed up, dps didnt accept i guess this is my life now
Nolan Garcia
literally the only part that actually makes you wait is that row of orbs that's coming for you right now everything else you can just walk right past
Brody Wright
you are not incorrect
Landon Myers
How ya holdin up, /wowg/?
Camden Williams
questing waiting for dung queues to pop
Dominic Anderson
playin viddy games on a sunday night, might get promoted to a manager position tomorrow
how about you my man
Oliver Turner
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Gabriel Sanchez
>want to RP >don't want to start a new account >don't want people finding my main and such >want to use a 110 so I can go on adventures and shit >also can't decide if i want a gnome waifu, or to be the gnome waifu
what do
Nathan Flores
waiting for lewd or cute elf pics
Colton Reyes
forgot pic because I like this little guy
Jackson Martinez
you want to erp, not rp, you stupid faggot
Chase Johnson
you can do both. but you're right. probably 85/15 mix
Xavier Gonzalez
There's something satisfying about invasion points.
Saving a world that never knew you in one little swoop. There's entire planets just like azeroth full of people that will never really understand what you did for them.
Jaxson King
alright im getting tricky treats on another character to get the front horse costume i'm reading black clover to it's alright i'm a sucker for shounen and i like the magic shit
Wyatt Anderson
aww look at the little themepark baby getting a small taste of a thing known as "world design" that's largely denied to him by the garbage devs designing nu-WoW
James Walker
Go back to Elys-
Oh...
Cooper Lopez
You alright, homie? You doin' okay?
Lucas Richardson
they're garbage - just kill x amount of mobs like the majority of end-world content in this brain-dead game.
Game needs more Kirin Tor/Mage Tower type content at max level - not this kill 12 boar world quest bullshit.
Seriously, fuck invasions and fuck world quests.
Mason Gray
/lhg/ is alive and well last time I checked, really pathetic attempt there fucko
Evan Sullivan
was watching the last episode of Fate stay night Unlimited Blade Works while lvling, god dam the ending hitted me hard
Jack Lee
The fuck is a "lifestyle" guild? (RP server if that matters).
I'm guessing it has something to do with ERP degenerates or homosexuals.
Adrian Brooks
Is it worth coming back to make a twink?
I just want to pvp and I dont really want to buy legion
Lucas Russell
>going back to the same gold selling chink enabling admins for a third time
Are you damaged
Jackson Thompson
its either for the 'etc' part of sexuality, or a guild that is in in character at all times
Anthony Roberts
i think it's like you are constantly treated a certain way like an actual dog or you have a master and they tell you what to do and how to act at all times
Ian Baker
>pathetic addict paying real money to a company chump-changing him 13 years and counting calling anyone out >especially people who play for free
loving every laugh
Hudson Gutierrez
If I RP a gnome can I talk in a common english accent >cheers lads, you alright?
Xavier Mitchell
you ok, my dude?
Christian Moore
I haven't paid real money to play WoW in over a year, it's pretty much F2P
Henry Walker
this, i'm worried that the expansion reveal will raise wowtoken price though
Kevin Adams
wow i really fucking hate MM for WQs and solo shit
Leo Jones
Yes, no one would care. People would probably assume you picked up using 'lad' from the dwarves.
Thomas Evans
Never that, cheers lad.
Grayson Rogers
someone halp
Kayden Gonzalez
never thought of that* not sure where those two words went
Isaiah Nguyen
When leveling an alt, when do I actually have to start supplementing Group Finder with actual questing?
Noah Brown
if youre leveling dps just do quests alongside group finder,otherwise always use until probably 70-73 cause utgarde keep gets stale fast
Carson Baker
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Isaiah Foster
>Mor'shan Ramparts
Comfiest area the Horde has. Reminds me of a summer camp.
Dylan Brown
Fuck it I'm rolling arms warrior. Only melee blizzard doesn't have a hardon to ruin.
Jaxon James
>tfw guildox stopped getting maintenance and now like half of your alts are shown in relation to your main despite hiding them beforehand how can I fuck moonpriestesses inbetween M+ carries now?
Ethan Wilson
>progressing on mythic sisters >at 84 wipes >last pull of the night >executing the fight flawlessly >get her to 5% >incorp shot gets misaligned somehow and half the raid dies >still going at it >2% >someone yells "KILL THAT FUCKING WHORE" >cunt healer female says "excuse me?" >she runs across the purge back and forth until we wipe >she says "next time, without misogyny, okay? >entire raid is fucking pissed >starts screaming at her >she starts crying >shes an officer so naturally starts kicking people >gm kicks her
thanks women, your gender is shit
Blake Cooper
>tfw had an awesome erp partner, were friends for like two years, she was a legit super qt >stopped playing for like six months, come back, no longer bnet friend well this sucks
William Peterson
awww yesss some classic raiding drama, love it!
Liam Wood
>maintenance from 7 AM to 3 PM on tuesday what the fuck for?
Carter Powell
How is Ret for M+?
Liam Johnson
Not bad, though honestly if someone's coming at me with a two-hander I just prefer it be AO or X at minimum.
Brandon Wood
>doing timewalking BT >get to concubine room >one of the females in the raid start calling all the concubines THOTs
lol
Jacob Thomas
What class should I play for the bogdanoff experience?
Chase Robinson
How do I even get into PvP and find people to play with? I just want to get 2k for the Elite set and never care about it again.
Brandon Adams
affliction warlock is the one true bogpill
Carter Mitchell
post your fucking face when ogre and naga fags get ass obliterated in a few weeks
Matthew Foster
>open group finder >pvp >start a 2v2 group
Hudson King
Goblin fire mage
Mason Evans
Are players actually good enough that way to get 2k? I heard 2k is easy but I'm not sure it's that easy
Benjamin Hill
>she you were being catfished for erp user. no timestamp no luck. the only girls that ERP are ones of a larger RP circle/guild that use their character's relationship status as a means to ERP without just fading to black, typically belves because they love to play noble families and shit while spouting "muh bloodline"
Nicholas Hall
> Are players actually good enough that way to get 2k are you? If you need a carry, just buy one.
Ryder Morris
I would have like naga, all races are mammalian at the moment and I’d like some diversity. But ogres can fuck off
Cooper Hall
so what do we think will happen @ blizzcon >cinematic, full deal similar to legion at blizzcon '15 post-gamescon >in-game features trailer, like cataclysm with a cinematic later only
Blake Lewis
For me, it's Pezádo
Cooper Wright
after legion cinematic I have zero hope for the new cinematic being any good
Noah Diaz
Goblin Elemental Shaman. Preferably after some peyote.
Legacy realms is the only thing it would excite the community. Anything else would be more of the same rubbish.
David Robinson
>are you? I dunno, I think I'm probably alright >If you need a carry, just buy one. I'm not really sure where I'd go looking for one if I needed one
Nicholas Jackson
>all races are mammalian >humans
lol what?
Benjamin Nelson
>private server fags want blizzard to release legacy servers and knowing Blizz they’ll add a sub fee >private server fags would rather have this than their illegal free servers I don’t get it.
Juan Ross
hit me up with the pozey pic
Michael Torres
>log on >run around argus doing each of the invasions that are up >also run around doing WQs with decent rewards (something that can titanforge, or argunite shards, or AP if the quest isn't bothersome) >kill in rare/elites I see while doing this >loot any treasures I see while doing this >go back to the ship and log out for some time and let the invasions respawn is there any more to it than this or anything lucrative I can do before logging out? Really would like to try and get a 2nd legendary for one of my characters, and more than 2 legendaries for my other characters that have 2
William Kelly
only slavs, BRs, and chinks play on private servers cause they're free, all the americans and europeans just want to play a nonshit game
Jayden Wilson
I am sure some would pay, but they use a large number of people that would never pay as leverage that legacy servers is a desired feature.
Logan Robinson
That's why retail is at an all time subs low.
Juan Parker
I kind of want to make a priest, but not 100% sure if I want to main a healer. So I might go shadow. But isn't shadow kind of shit? I want to do +10 mythics and normal/heroic raiding. Don't care about super high keys.
Connor Gonzalez
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Zachary Edwards
Then why is every other dungeon on retail full of BRs?
Austin Jenkins
Why is it so annoying to find a Heroic Tomb group? Everybody wants AOTC despite me being 931 ilvl
Bentley Gray
Have you played on a private server before?
Not saying blizzard would do it perfectly but unless you're looking for something completely different (like Ascension) there are so many things they consistently get wrong. Collision, pathing, scripting, abilities in general, etc etc. There are some servers that do a fairly good job at setting it all back up but rarely if ever do they make it legitimately as functional as it's supposed to be.
Julian Moore
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Jose Cooper
193249990 193250140 193250324 >all 2 minutes apart Imagine being this much of a pathetic elysiumcuck that you evade bans and Samefag
Ethan Turner
because tomb is boring and has several mechanics where one retard can fuck it up for other people
Henry Phillips
how are you 931 without curve, no one needs welfare mouthbreather in their raid