/owg/ - Overwatch General

>The HALLOWEEN TERROR event is live
>the event runs from now until November 1st
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/halloween-terror/

>Halloween Tale
playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21118913

>Event item checklist
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/HALLOWEEN

>Junkertown is Overwatch's newest map
youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDd16_9dI

>Latest cinematic
youtube.com/watch?v=8tjcm_kI0n0

>Latest comic
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/zarya-searching

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21013135
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com

>Previous thread:

Here comes T.Racer!

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Mei!

>armpit hair

>Be Diamond
>Play Lucio
>Explain to the team that you will speed-boost in as soon as your team gets a pick.
>Everyone says they understand
>Team get's a a pick
>Say: Speedboost now, gogogo.
>You run in alone and die because no one followed you.
Or
>Anubis Attack
>Play Reinhardt
>Explain to your team that everyone should go left and that you will shield them
>Hold up shield so your team can savely flank left
>No one goes left
>People stand at the right side of the chocke far away from your shield and shoot at the high ground without getting a pick and just die themselves. Other flank right, Pharah get's sniped instantly
I have seen this exact same team-incompetence in Gold, Platin and now Diamond. How far do I have to rank up for people to actually know the basic game mechanics/Srategies????

There's nothing wrong with matchmaking.

forgot your trip Jeff.

>it's another junkrat main who hopes to leave gold by onetricking even if they have pharamercy episode
I guess i don't really want to stay in platinum

Just posting it again since it's a new thread.

Hey, peeps.
I really want to get good with Zen/Lucio. I've read the post on the OP, but have no idea where to go or what to watch to learn and improve. Also, I really think my aim could definitely be improved.

What do you guys recommend?
Thank you very much.

What happened to jeffposting?

The shitposter was behind it and he got banned for spamming and avatarfagging so he stopped doing that shit.

Are Zenyatta's stats fucky or am I actually good?

>Your rendering device has been lost.
>the game crashes

what the fuck is this shit, never had it happen to me before

it never gets better

I NEED TO FUCK SOMBRA IN HER TIGHT CULO HHHNNNGGGGGGG

All stats are fucky, I'm new and I barely know what's going on but this site keeps telling me I'm in the top. I mean I'm getting plenty of gold but I get my ass kicked a lot of the time so I doubt that these are accurate.

Really, the only thing you can do is practice to improve your aim. You can make custom crosshairs to help but that's really the best you can do.

I'd say watching good players play those heroes help. I don't know any good Zen or Lucio pros from the top of my head, but it shouldn't take too long to fing if you use google.

Your graphics are dying.

>eeveea is trans too

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

MERCY MAINS ARE ALL TRANS IN DENIAL

that used to happen to me during the beta all the time, eventually it fucked my graphics card up so I just ended up buying a new computer.

Jeffposter became an hero.

mercy main btw

There an overwatch buuro yet? With all the overwatch porn?

Seems like it's have more for how popular it is and all the waifu bait.

I am about to reach Master any Match now. Question. Should I start using an aimbot? It is provable fact that EVERYONE in Masters and above uses some kind of cheats. Be it a full on aimbot+wallhack or just a slight aim-assist, like console games. I don't want to cheat per se. I just want to stay competetive and have the same tools as at my disposal as everyone else. It's not cheating if everyone does it!

Fair enough. I mean I get Lucios and Genjis accuse me of aimbotting in the chat, but I'm also a silver shitter so I can't be that good.

Wait so it's a guy

that thinks it's a girl

that's attracted to girls

but not a lesbian?

don't expect people with mental illnesses to make sense

It's a straight guy with an extreme fetish for lesbians

He means that he's gay because she likes girls not because he likes boys like everyone thought he did

I love Tracer!!

So if I was a lesbian and had sex with it, I would still be gay because it is a girl now?

Tracer is a lesbian.

Me too, user!! Me too!

Now I understand even less

Excuse my French but nani the que?

Yeah they're a load of shit. Says I'm top 4% for medals playing soldier.

So basically, He's just a sissy who wants to be special. Not even gay.

Man that loves men = gay
Woman that loves women = gay

So man that turns into a woman that loves women = gay all of a sudden. Everyone just thought he was a sissy fag before.

I really like Tracer

mandatory mercy pick? more like mandatory gotta play ffa only

Why doesnt this game have a scoreboard?

TOO TOXIC

I.....I guess? That's fucking stupid but I guess it's not for NEETs to understand this shit, change your gender which changes your sexuality even though it stayed the same, I'll stick to 2D

What do you like about her, user?

lmao what

You'd be bi
Think of it like this - if a furry sincerely believes they're an animal, does that mean having sex with them is bestiality? No. Your mental state doesn't matter, biology does.

>scoreboard is counterproductive to team play, devs say
>yet we have POTG and post-game cards
>yet we have useless "medals"
>yet we have perfomance SR system, that favours one-tricking most retarded and unplayable heroes and allows climbign with 49% even though you contributing nothing to the team
But of course, any ow devs shortcomings are result of community being too toxic and asking to fire incompetent retards.

She's cute, friendly and positive. There needs to be more people like Tracer!

I wish they were real, it makes me feel good about myself kek but I know I'm way too new to be on the level it says I am

>Your mental state doesn't matter, biology does.

Literally false

You're right.

Sounds like you're bad at carrying or have fucked up gamesense

So he's a mtf trans?

No user she's a bimale to transfemale dodecasexual

She also has the biggest friends

WELCOME
TO THE APOCALYPSE!

>winston is farting all over tracer's vespa

I identify as attack helicopter and this post triggers me.

Xe is obviously neither, you illiterate white cis scum male. Xe's a mental asexual to transfemale eptasexual transasexual with both a feminine penis and a masculine vagina. And xe rock it. SLAYYY QUEEEN!

HOOK,
LINE
and
SINKER

It's not though. Trannies have to take female hormones for years before they become attractive to straight men. That's biology.

Mods graced is with their presence one day and banned that piece of filth, so he doesn't avatar post as Jeff so much because he luckily doesn't know how to bad evade.

I can't wait for these shit jokes to be over. "I identify as an attack helicopter" in particular has far overstayed its welcome and cookie-cutter humor is the reason memes are so bad

BASED ovebabs defending the UK!
WTF I love overbabs now

COME HERE

>Be Blizzard
>Sell lootboxes to absolute shittters retards who think they are good or at least not that bad
>Reveal that they are absolute worthless shit who gets vastly outdamaged by tanks and healers on deeps
>Shitters quit game and buying lootboxes

Can’t allow TOXICITY in this game

Why do neckbeards think UK is being islamified because of tiny clusters of Muslims? People really eat up sensationalised media huh

You think sensationalist media is bad? This site is worse.

You've clearly never been to the uk if you think it's "small clusters". They're everywhere except rural villages.

I said the attack helicopter bit because that's how retarded I find it and this whole sexual dimorphism/whatever the fuck you call it and having to let everyone know. It doesn't change that my ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Isnt london now have majority of non-whites?

I'm pissed

kinda the same as

Thanks for letting us know, user-kun!

has been since 2011, nothing new.

Maybe stop giving a shit about things that don't affect you
parroting old overused jokes isn't funny or insightful
you monkey

People in this site are the people who eat up rightwing media so easily, posting unsourced "facts" and statistics or data that is dodgy as hell is enough for people to go nuts.

I have, they live in small clusters but of course you're going to see people on other parts of cities if they work there or something, doesn't mean they're taking over the country. Don't be silly.

Whites are 60%, muslims are 4%

haha look at me i came out as trans am i relevant now guys

Who are rest 36%? Women?

no haha

>guys
HOW DARE YOU???

Reapers fun, deleting tanks is a pretty thankless job in general but I just like the satisfaction of breaking down these walls

In 2011 aka pre huge Muslim boom, London constituted of 12.4% of supporters of Islam. I would say it's about 18% percent nowadays if not more.

Source?

more like Mei Dicc!

>trans
>smug anime
EUROPE
U
R
O
P
E

>I would say

Talking out of their ass.

Normally I don't give a shit you cock-muncher, but enough's enough.

ONS (office for national statistics)

Link to source?

>fell into low plat from mid diamond
>meet a guy who i know and was also diamond
>we both fill because everyone locks dps
>we are losing hard
>both of us switch
>win the game easily
>hanzo and reaper throws the game intentionally
>they get frusrtated over the fact that we are better
>lose game

this is a sad game

yeah please tell me about how you're being hamstrung by people making decisions about their own bodies

Play Tracer everyday (and protect her if you don't!)

Best skin btw

>/pol/ in my /owg/ again

You got banned last time fuckers why do you never learn?

Why does Orisa have such a low pickrate? Is she bad for some reason?

Jeez louise I wanted to play Overwatch and maybe erp a little but y'all are too busy arguing about politics

Carry on regardless, user

What happened to your picture? It's too blurry and tilted.Have a better one. And RIP Epic event skins ;_;

Listen, i'm a phaggot and even i recognize that this shit is going out of control. MAYBE someone is really transgender, but surely this isn't the place to talk about it