/ink/ - Splatoon General

We're not even close to half way done with all of the weapons yet.

Well /ink/? Do you miss them already?

You realize porn gets posted on this general almost daily right?

Is Sub Power Up + Ink Recovery a good combination? I already have 3 Tentatek accessories with Sub+ as their main ability, and I don’t know if I should bother getting the abilities

Yes, because now their autism is not contained. Imagine if Veeky Forums was deleted.

good fucking riddance

Depends on what weapon you're trying to run. I only really use Sub Power when using Point Sensor weapons because it extends the duration by a noticeable amount.

>splattershot pro
>dualie squelchers
>jet squelcher
>e-liter 4k

That salmon run is going to be one hell of a ride with all those long ranged weapons. So glad it's not lost outpost

What's the name of this woomy and the memes surrounding her? I've taken a request for her so some insight could make it more interesting.

And why is her hair purple here or am I mixing up squids.

You're probably better off with ink saver sub over ink recovery.

Are you sure its back to its former accuracy though? I mean it could be and that it just inks differently but if you look at the third set of comparisons you can see in splatoon 1 then ink path is for the most part | | where as in splatoon 2 it seems to do a \ / after two lines. Droplets could just spread ink differently though.

>still uses Aero
Even I, an extremely dedicated aero autist, concluded that it is irredeemably bad and kinda moved on retiring my main woomy for the time being, until either Aero unnerf or Foil Flingza. Doesn't he feel the change?

Amputee woomy

Look at the brackets around the reticle, they're the same size.

Whoops wrong pic.

You realize porn gets deleted from this general almost daily right?

If Squid Girl outfit returns I at least hope boys get an actual tunic instead of just a shirt, and make the hairstyles #2 #3 & #4 to get a normal hat.

That's Lemonade Woomy, her mom is a degenerate footfag. There are no memes particular to her that I know of.

You're that sprite user, right?
There's nothing with her, she just only has one art and it's from our resident amputator drawanon who has a random chance of not drawing limbs.

>Prevent the game from getting over-cluttered they said. Not gonna be rehashed to death like TF2 they said.

Couldn't they make better maps at least, maybe actually incorporate single player elements.

Finger a Woomy!

>>Prevent the game from getting over-cluttered they said. Not gonna be rehashed to death like TF2 they said.

spank a fat bottomed woomy!

Be friends with a squid!

I'm guessing he's an ex tf2 player salty that his game went to shit like this one probably will.

DON'T

crying little girls are my fetish

The game's fine for now.

almost there

what if your woomy came to you and said that all of her friends have already been amputated at least once in their lives and she wanted to try too because she thought it looked fun?

?

>for now.
Yeah but for how long?

I don't know, Splatoon 3 hasn't been announced yet.

Maybe you're right. That's not a big difference regardless, it used to be much worse.

>implying they can't ruin this game with patches

>implying splashdown+burst bomb+really competent main weapon isn't fucking broken for 2 patches already

They've had a decent track record so far. I just wish the devs weren't too stubborn to go back on their balance changes. Instead of simply reverting a change, they come up with convoluted methods to make something worse. See: the Baller

I bought a wii u just for splatoon back when it came out and dont really regret it. I never even bought any other games.

what if your woomy sat in your lap while you were playing videogames but her tentacles kept blocking your view and making you lose?

Unless you have a topknot woomy that won't be the case because woomies are half a meter tall standing upright.

>splatoon 3
T-thanks.

Why is she Lemonade woomy. Does she let anons drink her piss because kinky genes passed down.

Looks like your woomy was a winner.

Try to grind my erection against her without her noticing and when she does have her femdom me or rape her.

>too poor for wii u
>wait for it to be cheaper
>buy it
>splatfests are over
>splatoon 2 comes out
>too poor for switch
>wait for it to be cheaper
>buy it
>splatfests are over
>splatoon 3 comes out
>too poor for x
Could've bought a mini dirt bike or something FUCK.

Dude what, I got my Switch when I still worked ~30 hour weeks at fucking Wendy's and coul afford to buy it and still make rent. How bad are you with money?

Source?

something something, looking around my house for things to bend my woomy over on, etc. Cute little feet.

There's a ton of stuff pointing towards that, in particular Nzap, birds and that sunken scroll about 1.5 meter leaps which they can do but only with all run speed.

I'm NEET and collect autism bucks. $500 a month.

Actually I just came home from my second day at work. Was NEET for about 3 years. I was famous, I made the frontpage of NYC news, thankfully identity was (relatively) safe though.

What if your woomy actually played the game instead of shitposting on /ink/ or in discord?

Post your cute woomies!

What about the giant food.

What if she did both like I do? Except no discord cause fuck that.

>I was famous, I made the frontpage of NYC news

Story time?

Woomy warmup.
Whaat, Woomies have to be way taller than that.
That sounds like a fun story.

>go into rank after taking those images with motion controls off

Just crack my shit up

sugoi! is this you vivi? it's really cute!

Someone please post the full version of this.

They may seem like that but they aren't. They have oversized heads and kid-sized hands and feet, but their torsos are tiny and limbs are short.
Which also means that all the comically oversized guns are still comically oversized IRL. H3 is two feet long, for example.

I want to value and protect Slut Woomy!

Any good JP band covers of Calamari Inkantation out there? The 2016 Splatoon concert was meh.

Something like:
youtu.be/s5oASpLGhSM

woomies are small

What is this Woomy?

Thanks! I just woke up so I'm scribbling squids till I get to work.
Checked I can't believe it, they seem RELATIVELY proportionate to things like doors and cars and whatever. I'm sure the oversided weapons were a design choice so you could tell what someone was using from a distance.

you too, user

Slut woomy in a virgin killer sweater!

that hair looks familiar

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Damn. If the Jet Squelcher had a better sub it would be amazing.

Toxic Mist is ass on every weapon

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what is this from?

>Toxic Mist is ass

It's easily the worst sub in the game.

Compared to every other sub in the game and disruptors

Maps are too large to effectively cut off paths and they are barely slowed down by it they just swim out of it. Only good for draining ink on the tower let's be real

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>Toxic Mist is ass
BRAAAAAAAAAP

I like cucking people out of paths in RM with mist.

They are proportionate to doors and cars because these are doors and cars made for by them for them.

Yoooo
Are Jewy, Slut Woomy, and tay still active?

I'd rather just splat them. The slow down isn't enough.

I still use the brush occasionally but I'm mostly biding my time until the tetras
If you want to take me out, I understand

hey can i join the brush gang

When's the next lobby?

amazon.com/Nintendo-Inkling-Blaster-Action-Figure/dp/B01M29VOBN

Oh no, I was just makin' sure.
Leaving the gang for another once your new main finally comes out would be the ideal. Like a mother watching her idiot, delinquent babbies leave the nest.

Sure thing, friend. Just hmu with an image of you holding a brush and your name.

I'm stuck playing on weekends but I think Zero wanted to try hosting one himself.
...Or maybe I forced it on him?

Either way we can have another one soon!!!!

>we could've had a real anime

no pic right now but my name is tyrus

>still no forge parka in Sploon 2
Gear update when?

Not really, honestly. Just good ol' NYPD overreacting horrifically and sending 40+ SWAT and ESU with armored trucks, bulletproof shields, kevlar walls, AR-15s, and locking down two schools and the streets for 5 hours. It was just an "emotionally-disturbed" unarmed 18 year-old me hiding in my locked room. They brought out so much shit I'm sure they deployed helicopters and drones too. It ended with me surrendering peacefully with a hostage negotiator and them chainsawing two big holes in my door and me going to the hospital.

Three days prior to that though, I got tased in the heart and abdomen during a quasi-attempt at suicide by cop. Some doctor thought it was a good idea to send me home the same night after they took me to the hospital.

There was never a hostage other than myself and it's all quite embarrassing. I still have PTSD and associated-hallucinations from the standoff. I think they reacted the way they did partially because there was a terrorist attack a few weeks prior, maybe as an exersise too. As for the doctor, he knew me and sent me home because I've been to that psych ward 30+ times within 2 years I guess. Honestly I dont know what wrong with me, I'm trying my best and doing massively better now though. Like I said, broke the NEET streak yesterday. Being NEET is bad for your health. I also had a serious drug problem during all this.

qns.com/story/2015/11/12/emotionally-disturbed-teen-arrested-in-whitestone-hostage-incident/

Nice to meet you, ++++tyrus++++!!!!
I'll break your kneecaps if you're messing with us though!

you have good taste

N-not at all!