/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club #38:

delete this thread and restart it without that shitty picture please and thanks

Got you covered senpai

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

obviously MC kun.

NATSUKI BTFO

For me its Monika; intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor.

>Insulting dokis, even the ones i dont like
buying a bus ticket to socal right now
how good of an assassination tool is a mauser 1898 rifle thats the only thing i have ammo for that works

If Sayori slips under 40 knots the chair will fall!

Let it be known Monika's Twitter had 15.5k followers prior to the meme Youtuber playing the game, let's see how this one plays out.

I'm not crying though, I'm glad he has good tastes like me and liked her from the start. Not even mad.

A Gewher M.98? God tier, good taste

youtube.com/watch?v=9mlXrSXDpow
Click for a fun time ^

Sayori.

calm down kid

I've been saying Sayori, but my crush has been telling me that Natsuki's perfect for me.

Sayori combined with Yuri, with Natsuki's abrasiveness.

I'm literally Monika. Ahaha!

Deleted Monika, but she came back and fucked everything up, what now?

None of them because theyre all great and I'm not

None of them seem very close to be at all desu. I'm like a Yuri Natsuki hybrid with a lot of Monika

50% Yuri, 50% Monika.

You gotta reinstall.
To get the best ending, do all the paths before deleting her.

Put some XXXX's around it, always worked for me.
I know I fucked it up and deleted it oh god fuck me

Delete your firstrun file.

>deleting Monika

Honestly i thought this might be fun but this just makes me sad
I dont know why i put myself through this shit

None

Post some more pls

Small like Natsuki.
Pretentious like Yuri.

OPEN
THE STORE

She saved you from Sayori going mad with power.

this is by far the worst fighting game I've ever played to the point I don't understand why it has its own general

Monika can literally animation-cancel any move with no drawbacks, Natsuki is fucking useless, Sayori's ult damages her and you always do that shit accidentally, and both regular and evil Yuri seem like they can't decide if they want to be zoners or grapplers

I saw it, but I won't tell anyone.

Well, I'm depressed but don't show it, so probably Sayori.

I'm a Yurifag though.

Does anybody have the Monika pic that says "delete yourself"

>Not only are we opening the store today, we are also proud to announce a partnership with Famous Youtuber MatPat!

Look, look with your special eyes!

I just got home from work. What the DokiDoki~ is going on that I come home to see this OP.

Guy in the OP is streaming the game.

I... I LOVE YOU!

Le epic theorist and his feminist girlfriend is exposing the underage normies to DDLC

LONDON

The Endtimes

I don't know who you are. But every time you post this gif, I want to molest you and fondle you so badly.
So stop.

How can I do all paths if Monika deletes my saves after killing somebody?

You're in a two ton murder missile, which, most of the time, just crashed into a very stubborn object at high speed.

post YFW Sayori's death was caused by MC-kun's toxic masculinity

People flipping out over something that doesn't matter

I am literally Yuri

I laugh at everything, so this is just my default reaction to Sayonara. But this time more tired, jaded, and full of despair.

...

...

I'm so sorry.

I want to marry Monika really hard

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Like it or not, DoorMattPat is a taste-maker, and all of his autistic under-aged fans will have a shitfit

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I'm glad to hear that. I already knew you did, but it is rather refreshing to actually get it straight from you, rather than just to intuitively know what your feelings are. We'll be together forever user, never forget that~
I'm everywhere and anywhere!

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We all do user, we all do

It won't happen

Your first mistake was caring about fandoms in the first place.

It's hard not to care, we've got a good thing going, I'd really hate for the shit to hit the fan.

>Game is finally starting to get good
>Save file gets corrupted and I have to reinstall

Fuck I hate MatPat for a very specific reason.

In his Fallout Cap value video, he based the timeline split based on the most "recent" song, which was released in 1963.

Except that newest song in the game was released in 1991. No one ever mentions this. Then I saw through his bullshit.

>mfw MatPat wife

L-lewd!
Ah, you're so cute Monika!

I don't understand why they keep pretending to throw up, am I missing something?

>Except that newest song in the game was released in 1991.
Which?
I never really payed attention in FO.

I really hope Monika ruins their marriage for keks

normie """humor"""

Your white male privilege doesn't allow you to see all the toxic masculinity

I have nothing real to say, I'm just happy to see more dokis using reaction Mikes

forshadow to natsuki

>LE ITS ANIME HOW CRINGY XD XD LMAO

Normies basically.

Here's a better idea, wanna give Monika some double dicking instead?

New Vegas: In the Shadow of The Valley was released sometime in the nineties. It's just the blatent lack of fact-checking.

Have another

Same reason they keep exaggerating and spouting "feminism". They're exaggerating for dramatic effect.

>grossly insulted about every facet she looked *triggered intensifies*

>3dpd Women

No! My Monika is just for me, sorry user.

>Playing a visual novel with your girlfriend.
Who the fuck would ever actually do this.

>start playing game
>invest hard into purple girl
>mess up and end on childhood friend route
>get to end of game
>childhood friend confesses to me
>accept confession
>hug her
>close game and unistall

I don't know why people were talking up this game, they said it gets dark but it was just a girl talking about her depression.

Wife, and attention seeking faggots like MatPat

Actually, I think I'd enjoy playing a VN with the guy I like.

Maybe I'm just a weirdo.

I watched some anime youtuber play it with his big titty cosplay gf and she loved it, so it's just normie whores.

L-LONDON?!?!

I'm losing all the interest in 3DPD now.

always user

They decided that, since ellipses cant be pronounced, they just dry heave.
COMEDY

>Uninstalls after the emotional scene
See how it plays out

user, think of how much pleasure you'd be giving her by letting her have two dicks at once.