/vn/ - Ushio Onee-chan Edition

only if you are a NEET

;_;

Prepping it for the JAST announcement in 6 years

If you love her, you wouldn't post her in the same way like obsessed Sumikaposter. You would do your best finishing your backlog, widened your horizons by reading old VNs, and maybe, learn japanese to improve yourself instead.

>be NEET for 2 years
>dont bother to learn Japanese
>now in the process of getting a job
>desire to learn Japanese manifests

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
I did it deliberately, as a joke!
Seriously thinking about getting back into wanikani... left it at ~1k kanji two years ago... a mountain of review suffering that I have to somehow get my shit together and do.

Things to consider
1. Do you actually want to spend the time necessary to learn a very difficult language in order to play porn games? If so, that's fine, but I think you should ask yourself this question.
2. How many untranslated VNs are you aware of that you'd like to play? Do you think you'll actually like them? Will it be worth the time and effort?
3. How will you acquire said VNs? Maybe you already know how but if you don't it would probably behoove you to figure it out.

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Lolis

(me)
I've been trying to get a job in tokyo for a while. I think getting back into japanese would maybe help.

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Why is Sakura no Uta considered a kamige by Japs?

>play Please Rape Me!
>it's all vanilla
Why is this allowed?

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stop posting spoilers

O-Oh dear.

Conjueror wrote a decent review of it.

>Dovac made his Twitter private after sexual harassment allegations
Pretty funny.

Remember - chuuni kills.

he bled out of his ass onto a woman

none are Conj-poop's reviews are decent and he's a brainlet who thinks FF8 and Game of Thrones are the pinnacle of writing

no, just bad writing

Right, there's some tickbox for that... in the original form.
Stupid Veeky Forums-x's box doesn't do it. I'll try and be careful :X

>doshikuro will never be translated
Why live?

I haven't played shit in years

please assist me in finding some quality chunnige

>:X
Stop posting period.

Demonbane is still the pinnacle of chuunige after all these years.

Masaya is fucking sick

thanks

Marina's Chuuni Report

MuvLuv will remain now and forever the pinnacle of chuunige

I separate my life into two periods: pre-Subahibi and post-Subahibi.

Don't joke about these things

What are some VNs about feminism

Talk about marrying up

yes marika really lucked out marrying the literal son of god

Onyanyokotachi ni Panpan' Okasareru Ossan ~Gyaku Rape 100%! PeniBan, Spanking, Kotobazeme, Shuuchi Satsuei, Hentai Rankou! Aa Konna Hazu ja Nakatta no ni......~

that's a long name for a vn god damn

Daiakuji.

>taking a refined girl to a dingy ramen shop

Oh Masaya

I love childhood friends
especially Sumika!

$700 dollars

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Sakusaku is fun

>HEEEEEELP! CAN'T YOU SEE HE LOVES CHILDHOOD FRIENDS?
>How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Sumikaposter?
>Especially Sumika!

anyone played this game yet?
vndb.org/v20418

no but aroduc says it's shit

dumb magic retard shit

Holy cow C;C improves after chapter 9,
you guys weren't kidding, the twists were all pretty obvious but they handled them all really well

S;G spoilers

Reminder that almost every kamige is translated and there's nothing JOPs can do about it.

Muh Muramasa

That's heckin cute

Literally half of these are garbage, I just want muramasa man is that so much to ask for. I would play $1000

Aww, look that adorable little thing

Are all of Ruriko's H-scenes actually going to be threesomes because Panterbell will participate?

Muramasa is the one with the dark elf, right? She seems cute. Dies Irae was seriously held back by a severe lack of cute heroines.

List out which one of those is garbage.

Isn't Yukino correct though? What would rather Yukino do to snap Yuuma out of his obsession if not breaking up from him?

>Muramasa
>elf

Fate/stay night

Steins;Gate

Elf who's actually a sword or something? I don't care about dumb plots, I just like cute girls.

she is a mecha

DI actually got translated so I'm sure Muramasa will eventually get translated too.

MLA steinsgate umineko f/sn

can't tell what some are but I'm sure there are more. some I haven't played like dies irae and every16

But what will djt shitpost with then?

What VNs do you think are good?

There's no way Parfait is really that fucking good

White Album 2 when

like half of that list is clannad

Kaminukige like いつまでも息子のままじゃいられない!3 of course

Clannad is the best VN so that makes sense

Ask MG, they like NTR and might pick it up

That's not NTR since MC's doing the cucking

Family project, swan song, hanachirasu, saya no uta, cross channel

oh and AIR, Clannad, and Kanon

>家族計画
Wait isnt that translated? vndb.org/v155
I assume it's a different version but even then I remember it being terrible. It felt like the writer hated all the girls that wasn't the blue haired loli and really hated the black haired girl and wrote her to be as unlikable as possible.

Who the fuck wears a towel IN the bath

The translation is also really terrible.

>and might pick it up
I hope they do. WA2 and Sakura no Uta are the last untranslated games I'm interested in. If they get released I can finally drop this shitty hobby.

The remake isn't translated yet.

aroduc said that the game became full of pandering but the complexity of the world and overall gameplay were better than kamidori.
But is anything actually translated apart from the interface?

Like I said, I assumed it was a remake in the list, but the original was one of the worst VNs I've every played based on my memory from like 7 years ago and I can't see how a more accurate translation or remake would redeem anything to the point it brings it up to the "top 10" (tied with a ton).
I don't like a lot of other VNs on that list but I can see why people like them. Family Project was complete garbage from beginning to end.

vndb.org/u60089/votes?c=all;o=d;s=vote

But it's my top rated VN, I think you were just too stupid to appreciate it

This is one of the worst tastes I have ever witnessed in this thread.

>It's not until around chapter 2 that you're up to about five named characters existing at all, and it won't be another chapter until you've actually encountered them instead of being weird flashaways to assure you that yes, something is indeed going on somewhere in the world. Kamidori was full of people and life. Amayui is very much not.
>If it sounds like I'm not gung-ho for it, I'm not. It already failed the test of "Do I want to play this or something else" on the third day. A few steps above Eushully's recent efforts, but definitely a pale imitation of Kamidori in many ways, especially on the character front, while messing up or removing some of the best mechanics/parts, while most of the new stuff is a mixed bag at best, or badly overdue usability stuff.
>complexity of the world and overall gameplay were better than kamidori.

Also who the fuck puts the towel back on after they fuck?

Oh shit it wasn't aroduc that said amayui > kamidori but some random faggot.
tenka.seiha.org/2017/05/so-i-married-a-giant-stone-turtle/

Unironically agree, some of those scores are just mind-boggling.

I use the Ebert rating system

I have a few ideas, softer alternatives to the whole breaking up thing. She hasn't tried everything, really.
But breaking up has impact.

>ML
>highest rated
lamo