/owg/ - Overwatch General

apparently not:

Real bloo hours

Hope we get some good changes in this week's update

You already posted the biggest slut. How else do you think she got Hollywood deals?

BRAAAAAAPPP

>resurrect's cooldown has been increase by one second
>mercy is now invisible

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100% real?

Next big update when? When can we expect a new hero or at least a new map? Blizzcon?

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>mostly played FFA deathmatch since it got released
>go back to the regular game
>aim is significantly better
good feel t b h

Post more cute shota

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>play a bunch of death match
>go back to normal games
>absolutely hate them

Thanks Jeff

Of course

I have lots

>mods deleting t.racer

Dump it

Good. Now they need to get rid of the fartposters.

>being unable to smell the fear Mercys have when they find out the first ten seconds that you'll hunt them for the whole match after killing them first that visibility is irrelevant

Based mods

seems my reports finally paid off

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I hope you're reporting the shitposter determined to make these threads garbage just as intently.

>tfw walked right past Orisa shield and slammed 4-man shatter

mada

Anyone else fucking pumped for OWL? So excited to see these modern day gladiators go at it.

Yes. Dallas Fuel will roll them all, though.

I have some swiss chocolate for you, Genji

*pulls down pants*

Here it comes

*BRRRRPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT*

>I walked through a barrier, I'm so awesome

I still have no idea why they went The Phantom Menace with the barriers, they're supposed to stop bad things but they allow the characters to walk through them. We need another character who builds physical barriers to block enemies with.

There's a Korean team, tho

No. World cup is the only thing interesting because it's different countries.

I'm unironically excited to see western noobs being dominated by gooks again, and watch the whining fans call for region lock

There are going to be two. The London team is exclusively korean.

>Mei

They couldn't even roll tier 2 korean teams, and owl already has at least two tier 1 korean teams

Haha, watch this!

*BRRRRPFFFFFFFTTT*

Sorry I am sorry sorry

*BRRRRPFFFFFFFTTT*

I was only trying to help

*BRRRRPFFFFFTTTTT*

That could have gone better.

youtube.com/watch?v=U2q3DMtyMio

youtube.com/watch?v=NLZQlCS-b40

>another

You know what that word means, don't you?

post ur best dva pics

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Ok

>I hope you learned your lesson

Let's see them get past this :DD

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BENG!

When will Jeff Kaplan be replaced?

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I FUCKING HATE JEFF KAPLAN

could've got feisty explorer with puntastic Mr.Freeze one liners
instead get a personified fart hambeast piece of shit
inb4someanhonestly

dva is not a chestlet

delet this

I think I have the best solution to the "lucio speed boost rollout" issue so he isn't always essential. We have it so everyone rides out on horses to the objective area.

>generic action girl #59105
>hurr retarded 4channers pushing a reddit meme means the character is bad

Her voice is cute and her lines are very spammable. That's better than 90% of all other characters.
Someone like Doomfist has the personality of a brick and zero good lines. Can't complain about Mei.

She's one of most chestlet.

stupid goyim

Too bad Lucio is no longer essential.
Brazilian Taxi Man is out. Mercy is the new S+ 90% pick character.

Reported. :)

>personality of a brick
he has more personality than 70% of the characters

Everything about Doomfist is incredibly lame.
His gun is lame.
His fist is lame because they've nerfed everything about it, from range to the hitbox.
His other moves are lame because they have some shitty camera lock effect that makes them feel like crap.
His voice is lame.
His voicelines are lame.
His appearance is lame with his gay spiky golden glove and his soft face and weird body with nonsensical musculature and cyborg lines everywhere.

Doomfist is the lamest character in the game besides Ana who basically can't kill anyone with a brain without using grenade.

>the characters ride modified OR-15 units to the point
>Orisa runs there herself

What I want is for Orisa to be able to carry a rider, they can fire from her back and use their abilities (abilities that move or buff also affects her so Tracer riding zips them both around, Sombra translocates both, Reinhardt charges with her, and Fortify also affects the rider).

but Mei's personality is shit

>Her voice is cute and her lines are very spammable
stop

>tfw numbani

>Fortified Bastion riding on Orisa in Turret form

yeah no

Noone of OW characters has personality, they all flat cliche 1-tricks.

>he doesn't spam ''Sorry, I am sorry, sorry'' and ''I was only trying to help''

Mercy is basically STR and Lucio is DEX

What now DEX fags?

>tfw reactions way too slow to player Tracer effectively.

>its a genji in deathmatch who complains about snipers episode

>and zero good lines
You must be joking

Maybe they could have some personality if Blizzard would move the fucking plot. Holy shit I'm not even a lorefag but I don't know how people can even stand it. Ignoring that the timeline doesn't make sense, the story has moved an inch in a year.

Mercy is when some boring powergaming faggot brings his annoying poser girlfriend to the session and she pretends she's le hueg nerd XD but she's clueless so he designs some mega wizard for her that requires absolutely no thought to play and then she spends all game talking about how "wow I'm actually good at this"

>its a genji in deathmatch who complains about kill stealing episode

user, stop.

You'll destroy everything as much as I'd love it.

You're right, we dont need more strats and combos, it should just be a jumble of dps acting like this as an arena shooter

>there's barely any story at all
>we barely know anything about the timeline because they're lazy fucks who spend more time on twitter than actually working
>ITS INCONSISTENT
tumblrfag please leaf

>hurr me punch thing
>hurr me punch so good I make medicine sick
>me punch dude hurr
>we wuz kangz
>I punch u
Great lines, dude

>you could have gotten this as a hero, taxi-ing fallen teammates back and forth to and from the point while also being interesting to play otherwise
>you instead get an unoriginal amalgamation of abilities
fuck you, jeff kaplan.

Yes, it doesn't move, there's barely anything, almost none of it is in the actual game, and the lore that exists is inconsistent.

It's shit.

>ywn be this assblasted you didn't get some anime waifu design

>lines aren't HA HA GOT YA IN DA BLOODY CUNT M8
>guyz dis suxxors im going back to quake

Who do you has personality then, user?

>not wanting a mobile mounted artillery

/thread

I would learn how to play Doomfist if he said "we wuz kangz." Too bad it'll never happen since "we wuz kangz" is racist.

I want to hack Sombra

The "lore" that exists isn't inconsistent though. All information extrapolated from the current existing lore is however.
Pretty stark difference imo

Metal Gear?

just hit diamond using mostly torb! Can I get some torb pics in here?