"Hello I'm here for my job interview!"

>"Hello I'm here for my job interview!"

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what job interview? I think you got the wrong building.

I told the brothel to send you after work. not now. get the fuck out.

*unzips pants*

The cash registers and coffee machines are on the first floor

Your presentation and demeanor suggest that you are still very immature for your age. We have no openings for kids. Please leave. Now.

No.

I'm writing a cover letter now for a PR job. What do I say?

Ethnic studies major here (i know i know)

If you can catch this salmon in your mouth, you're hired.

>"Welcome. Please, have a seat. Would you like some water?"

Then the interview happens. Crazy.

only because it would be easier to do a quick interview and not offer a job than to turn it away

Wouldn't the /pol/ joke be all like: "you're not black/minority, have all four limbs enough for our diversity hires. You able bodied white middle class privileged bitch"

What if they're qualified for the job and I want to hire them?

HE'S NOT LARPING!!!
SPEAR THE OUTSIDER!!!

>That's why you interview them, ascertain if their temperament and personality is a good mix with the culture at your company

The buzzfeed office is down the hall to the right

>there is no job

underrated

I would fuck her then never speak to her again

I'm sorry, we require our strippers to be more physically attractive than you are.

Your recent protest has caused a change in corporate policy.
Good morning Tyrone, welcome aboard!

you're a fat, disgusting pig, and you're probably retarded too. please leave my office before i vomit. we'll keep your resume on file.

> Welcome to the company, I think you will love your job in HR

I'll call you in a couple of weeks

I would probably fuck her to feed my ego.

>Implying """"""she""""" doesn't """"""identify"""""" as a woman
World's a crazy place now, man.

ahh you're right and they/them totally looks like they/them would get mad if I assume they/them's gender

*wins nobel peace prize for not hurting some faggot's feelings over someone who actually deserves it*

Yeah the world is fucked

Well, you've got the Lizbeth Salander look down, but let's see if you can actually program. Do you prefer Solidity or Serpent?

Ah yes hello! Welcome to your technical inverview for "highly compensated engineering job", please sit down and let me get the problem set packet.

>"you're not black/minority, have all four limbs enough for our diversity hires. You able bodied white middle class privileged bitch"
Pretty much my go to rebuttal.
If you can complain about something, you're most likely privileged in said something.
>e.g. fat chicks in Sudan "Volunteering" for three weeks at/within a game reserve

Sell me this penis.

>.
xD

Say you know how to shill to different demographics

Camwhore hired. Paid percentage because us guys are pervs and i love me some titties.

Assuming my wife would let me start a porn production company...

She said no but is comming around.

I guess you could say its a fettish to be trusted with nudes and have a pricate collection of naked women i know.

Plus, could find the nex heather brooke or lewer here out of retirement ;(

HAHAHAHAHA

Topkek

Quit larping

We do not hire female girls of the opposite sex here. Only strong men!

>able bodied

Walmart is nextdoor

hehehe

Right, have a seat.

Dafuk

*unzips dick*

>Hi I'm not satisfied with the natural orifices in my body that are resistant to outside influences, please allow me to be more susceptible to infection, thanks.

That sounds about right, pol has the absolute worst jokes on this site

>implying it's a joke

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Well that would mean your a faggot and lack leadrship qualities.