/utg/ - Undertale General

>flowey did nothing wrong

Too bad, I'm already comforting the flower. ;)

No, you're not. You're only pretending to.

HE DIDNT

i get it
but wouldnt hurting Flowey be hurting Asriel?
Yup, nothing wrong. innocent like MJ

I don't want it.

>Asgore
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>Flowey
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>Frisk
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>Gaster
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>Undyne
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>MTT
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>diamond guys
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>Asriel + Chara
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>Fishlizard
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>Skeletons
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>Grillby + Gaster
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>Undyne + Papyrus
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>Sans x Grillby
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>Goat family
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I'm going to like scenarios that are incompatible with canon and you can't stop me!

>but wouldnt hurting Flowey be hurting Asriel?
I'd argue something, but at this point I really don't care.

I want someone to love me but at the same time feel like shit because it'd be basically be pity at this point.
Undertale

You can. Most of this fandom does. I must be a fucking idiot for strictly adhering to canon and allowing myself to be miserable for no good reason.

I already have a goat but thanks anyways

All I want is to make him feel satisfied.

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alright, it's your save file, kill the flower.
I'm sparing him in hopes to save the gote.
it wont happen, but i keep hoping

Try stuffing him with food until he explodes.

why bother, he's a flower, he produces his own food through photosynthesis.

Adhering to canon isn't bad, but you really need to find how to separate yourself from the game. Being a fan is great, the game's events overtaking your everyday thinking is scary.

Good thing I can reset. But until that day comes, if it ever will, I won't tolerate that weed's presence in my world. Unless Chara's in charge, in which case I'll let them do whatever the fuck they want. I'm sure all those years as a decaying corpse has given them time to think of some creative ideas.

>he didn't canonically save his favorite
lol @ you

devichonee is already working on that

Itll look funny

Thanks.

>why bother
i dunno it's funny

Don't get it twisted. This is just how I express my interest in the game.

that's fucking cute

Ha ha he looks like an eggplant.

>implying Asriel is my favorite
I don't understand me either, user. Why I car e

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In this image Frisk is only satisfying their own desire to help, but Flowey doesn't feel anything and in fact feels worse because of that. Trying to befriend him would only make him more miserable because it reminds him of just how much of a hopeless freak he is. So by all means, keep doing it.

>you will never go to the ruins post TP, find Flowey, let him to go to your place, and comfort him as much a possible, giving him anything he wants.

Snowdrake?

>giving him anything he wants
How about a soul?

Huh. That's right - they were teenagers. I slaughtered a town full of teenagers. I killed children. Huh.

Weird.

i like flowey
but all the shit he'll be spouting will get old very quick
so fuck that, until he learns some empathy he'll get what i give.

*sure*

we'll be together forever that way

>until he learns some empathy
user, I...

Shh, let him learn on his own.

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Why are you crying Chara? You can have a body AND a soul.

I can't really tell when you're being edgy when you're bored, being edgy for the sake of being edgy, being edgy to get some sympathy cred from the bleeding hearts around here, anymore

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Never engage a Characuck

That's good. I've learned to somewhat mask my posts and confuse you.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Where do you think we are?

There are two kinds of Floweyfag from what I have encountered, there are the ones who want to be Floweys sexslave, AKA the Floweyfags who like Soulless Flowey.

And then there are the Floweyfags who look toward a headcanon Flowey that has some from of empathy or love toward them back.

One of the better ways to die.

Her other mom doesn't want in on that human action?

You don't know who I am

And I enjoy shitting on BOTH of them. But the former category kind of enjoys it which is creepy. So I mostly just shit on the latter. It's easy, too. All I need do is remind them of the truth: that Flowey is soulless and will never be happy, no matter what.

I do now.

>And I enjoy shitting on BOTH of them.
At least you're honest, I guess.

Who am I?

Spiders are single moms.

>you dont know me

I like shitting on Asrielfags, too. Except most of them are too pathetic to do anything other than post cute non-canon images and try to not cry themselves to sleep.

I'm a mix of both.

I would be Floweys sexslave, soul or no soul.

So are you Soriel or were you just inspired by him? Or is it just for kicks?

And yet Muffet clearly has two.

>soriel
>hating non-dadfags

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Either way, it's no use entertaining some AD/HD kid who needs to get off the computer

I'm just covering bases.

Who knows?

my guy

Dude, he admitted he hates the game and just wants the general to die. Dadfags are just his favorite target.

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I don't really see why. Dadfags are generally a pathetic bunch but they aren't subscribing to any major league delusions unless they ship him with Toriel. Besides that they're fine.

>generally a pathetic bunch
rude

It's true, you are. But you don't BAAAAAAAAWWWW as hard as Asrielfags so it's okay.

Don't ask me what passes for reasoning in his concave head. Ask him yourself.

They just happened to be jumpy one time and it stuck. But it changes, sometimes dadfags are claimed to be awful, sometimes momfags, sometimes skeletonfags, Charafags and Asrielfags often, and so on and so forth.

When the goal is to just incite a characterfag war and shitpost, your actual feelings really don't matter much.

ruuuuuuude

I've got permission! \o/

different question then: do you only go after run of the mill posters, or would contentfags be the menu? asking because I can live with the former, but I just don't likewhen contentfags get pulled into the shit.

no, no.
He's right.

You can waste your time in whatever manner you wish.

To be fair, before being an Asrielfag was a thing Asgorefags were the Asrielfags who wanted their favorite to get a "happy" ending like everyone else. This was prior to the discovery of true pacifist and didn't last long.

Contentfag's back on the menu, boys! But I kinda just post whatever I feel and see what happens. I don't even deliberately b8. I just post whatever crazy idea pops into my head and see what takes effect.

Your misery persists after two years.

I just played the game last week

Oh shit then welcome to the club. Fresh Asrielfags are great. You can relay your experiences to me.

fill it out

Oh, and I recommend you do a genocide run. Just out of principle. I don't care if you play it or watch it. Just experience that side of the game.

fill out your ass

You should know me by now, but I never actually did one of these. Yeah, orange for everyone. Except Chara. Chara gets red. I'm going to keep Chara.

Welcome to the club, buddo.

run now whilst you still have the chance [/spoiler

Take this image. It will help you on your journey

Tell me: when did you first become aware that you couldn't save the goat? And what effect did this have on you?

doing it
I've been here for a week
now i'm here forever

You've met with a terrible fate.

>people thought TP was going to be about saving Asriel
>instead you just save Asgore
lol how bad was the butthurt?

I can only imagine.

Tsunderplane was just a schoolgirl, too