/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

riot has probably like 500 employees while there are like 5-10 working on DOTA2

>no floating tip of penis
Are you gay or something f@m??

do longer wait times mean higher mmr?

i dont play ranked

(you)

4 memes early.
Fuck you.

youtube.com/watch?v=idW59IbQzlU
are enough euros asleep for me to be able to post this without incurring shitposting?
who hype for captains draft?

(You)

feed me waifus

did dc die?

why would I be mad about Captains Draft?

*Tuturu*

post that pic with all the lore from dota 1 please.

Luna, the Moon Rider.

im hyped for esl one katowice

>dc
BULBA'D.com
no liquid, no navi, eg direct invite
it just seemed to have all the right elements to trigger some /int/posts

I want Luna to shit in my mouth.

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same

@1934472905
>hyped for a tier 6 lan that invited EG
haha, no.

pretty sure they were invited and just didn't accept, anyway while I don't think Captains Mode should give good boy points, I'm still really looking forward to it, same with Midas Mode.

MODS ARE ASLEEP
POST TONY

l-lewd

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Will we ever have another cosplay competition as great as the Manila Majors?

the real questionj is, why noone ever cosplayed elder titan?

SEA cosplayers are the best, western ones are garbage

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>Pick Doom
>+25 mmr

Why didn't anyone tell me it was this easy?

I put previously on /d2g/ in lieu of dragon ball z, and the faggot just has to make every op as it in all caps. sad.

>doom body
>pudge face

I did this meme like two years ago when I used to do OP's and brought it back recently I've literally never seen your post and neither has anyone esle

more like Elter TITan

amirite?

*blocks your path*

>create a meme
>NO I DID THIS MEME FIRST
keep telling yourself that you fag

would you?

You want to know why the OP had links from 2016 for a week? Cause I literally just used the notepad from when I made the OP last and forget to change the links

>pick doom
>win
nice game dotards

>pick doom
>afk farm offlane and jungle
>win
uh, dotards?

>build doom as a hero instead of walking ult
>any strength hero in the game comes up to you
>infernal blade
>win

doom plus kotl is fucking ridiculous, if you get echo sabre and eat a wolf with the chakra magic on you you can do 50% of max hp plus like 350 physical damage with a ministun and a slow

>pick doom
>don't skill ultimate
>win_

>pick pugna
>lose laning phase
>win game
uh... dotards?

>play game better than opponents
>win game
uhhhhhhhhh dotards?

thank you guys for noticing my pick doom, win meme. I have been posting it in several threads and gotten no responses, glad its starting to pick up. Who knows maybe ill become one of the great gulag memes to end up in the dank grimoire

>ftw enemy sven tries to man fight me as a ck, but he used his MoM before using warcry

Watching his player perspective, he legit has no idea why he died so quick

guys, does doom have a big p-penis?

>play dota
>have fun
Uhh, dotards?

>play game better than opponents
>all 4 teammates play worse than opponents
>lose

don't fucking lie to me punk

big balls, thick but short penis, big ass, power bottom

Could any of the heroes in Dota 2 stand a chance against Köksal Baba's unbridled rage?

>don't play dota
>neither win nor lose
dotards?

>telling lies on the internet

Why would anyone do this?

>don't play dota
>win
heh

Guys, which hero has the largest penis (relative to the rest of their body)?

It's important I need an answer.

pugna

you do know that lucifer canonically (to the bible) has two penises (huge) so that he can perform multiple sexual acts at once

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E L O N G A T I O N

timbersaw

Lanaya

dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/af/Doom_level_02.mp3

He is not talking about the Soul Eater.

Lets suppose 7.07 adds vector targeting to the game. Which heroes should have existing skills be changed to vector targeting?

My vote is Invoker tornado, Dark Seer wall of replica, and Tusk ice shards.

OD's is large enough that some of the other heroes could fuck his urethra. The only ones that would compare are Centaur, and Doom.

techies

nice

>flares
horsecock confirmed

Io

TA

whose penis is that?

mine

very nice

nice

Why are you still wasting your time and your lives posting in these threads and playing this shit game?
Isn't it time you moved on?

Honest questions here.

r8

t. phoenix roleplayer

>xd
is this the most underage smiley?

>SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE

you made me laugh

>playing Dota

>anal
Shit taste user

I have nothing better that I want to do. Videogames just aren't really fun for me anymore, and I don't want to face reality.
I tried quitting after having a really bad few games, but here I am already back and itching to reinstall in less than a month.
I don't know what I would do with my time if I weren't playing this game.
I've been trying to like other things, but I just don't seem to like anything, so I may as well stick with what I already know.
Playing an instrument was tiresome, playing other videogames was tiresome, watching television shows that are still ongoing was tiresome.
I am tired of everything, so what else would I do besides queue up for a dota match to lose.
I know I can't win anyway, so all that's left for me to do is press accept and continue to struggle.
At least when I try to play this game I can pretend I am exerting effort at something.
Thankfully I'm so bad at this game and videogames in general I will never feel that I have peaked. I will just continue on in mediocrity until I can find relief someday.

>queue
>lose an unwinnable game where a teammate intentionally feeds
>feel terrible
>queue
>win an unloseable game where an enemy intentionally feeds
>feel nothing

Dotards?

t.small cock asian

t. poopoo eating German

How do we fix RTZ

put him on a good team for once in his life

i use it ironically

CAN THE HOLOGRAMS SEE THE PATCH?

can ccnc see the sea cc

How do I get good at last hitting you guys

>no esports
>no one good streaming
>don't feel like playing

wtf and I supposed to do?