/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Wives Edition

SHACK

I like it when /eagg/ makes fun of Dog. Shack is too mainstream.

I forget the name of it, but the one where a group of chinese soldiers find this girl running away from the battle of Xiapi, so they capture her and take her away to a small run down structure and proceed to do forceful adulterous acts against her.

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Who cares, those are some nice tits.

Can someone make a new thread with a proper OP image, remove the /feg/ tag and let this shit thread die please?

We get what we get in eagg, beggars can’t be choosers

>Monkey too retarded to do anything after his army is smashed at Ishiyama
>Akechi Wins Flawless Victory
>siege down what castles remain poking out in the west
>suddenly the ENTIRE Shibata army finally moves

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BAOOOOOOO

the pus tasted like romance

Only the best meme

Where are my Basara boys and girls at?

What did Zhu Ran say to the Guanbabbies after their father died at Fan Castle?
Guess he wasn't so hot, then again my fire attack was hotter!

DW9 is releasing March 8th 2018
Whoever can guess the date closest to the actual release date gets Jing Province

japanese manga ballroom e youkosu (welcome to the ballroom)

March 2nd, a parallel to BotW's release.

This is your Lingqi for tonight.

It's the rundown shack for her.

Guys they fixed him.

February 22

When did Lingqi grow such beautiful breasts?

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When she got cloned for another chinese game

Found myself replaying SW4 Empires.
Kagetora/Saburo married Kunoichi. Pretty cute.

what gam

So I heard you guys like Pirate Warriors

Not as good as Fire Emblem/Hyrule or WO3U.

wo3 story mode is such a god damn grind though, idk if I can bring myself to finishing it

>3 years after Nobunaga's death
>Mitsuhide has pushed Hideyoshi to the west, now too busy with the Mori to fight him
>Used the Emperor's word to halt Shibata's attempted invasion
>Pushed southwards, soon trapping the Oda into Owari, where infighting amongst them and the cadet-clan in Gifu started
>Fought off Katsuie's second invasion, crippling his army in one grand battle
>Tsutsui Junkei swears allegiance to Mitsuhide days before his death, leaving his clan utterly absorbed by the Akechi

how would one stop this

Stop including /feg/ in your fucking OP you retarded fucking faggots.
Literally the only reason I'm here shitting in your thread is because you fucking did that stupid shit.
Fuck off.

>getting this mad when you can find your own general incredibly easily still like a normal person
????

Sucks to be you. You could have ignored it and it would have died anyway. You just ended up bumping it and saving it from another trip to page 10.

Hey if you want (you)s that much you can have mine too.

Anyways, chill. It'll be gone by next thread.

Go home nintenfat.

can somebody give me a quick rundown on this meme? What is the source of it?

It's a modern classic. Just look up Lu Lingqi Muzan. It tells the true story of what happened to Lu Lingqi after her father's tragic defeat at Xia Pi, and discovering new friends and a new home.

Only save this image if you are loyal to the Han

Zhuge Liang's Nanman campaign. He orders some other literally whos to lead the advance which offends Zhao Yun and Wei Yan. Zhao Yun then convinces Wei Yan to disobey orders and grab some local guides so they can charge the enemies before the youths do.

So they do. And kill one general! But the other two get away.

But this was all apparently part of Zhuge Liang's master plan to get them fired up. So he already had forces in place to capture the survivors.

I know it's supposed to show what a genius Zhuge Liang is, but I'm just imagining how frustrating that second guessing game would be.

>Zhang Fucking Ni
>'literally who'

You wouldn't trust your commanding officer if he's always trying to fuck with you. It's fine if he doesn't tell you all his plans, but when he's actively trying to manipulate you it's a problem. He acts like such a sociopath sometimes.

which one is this user

I think that’s Wei Yan, just look at that face of utter disgust

That's Wei Yan of course. Zhao Yun is the one that's usually squinty.

I was talking from the perspective of Zhao Yun and Wei Yan. But yeah, I shouldn't have written that anyway, considering who Zhang Ni is.

Basically? At some point you have to wonder if you can trust anything Zhuge Liang says, considering how apparently he can predict everything- yet couldn't prevent the deaths of Zhang Fei and Guan Yu.

Dealing with Zhuge Liang's shit must keep him awake at night

>rapidly destroy the two Oda clans
>only interrupted by Hideyoshi finally taking his attention away from the Mori
>have to deal with two invasions every couple months, but never at the same time
>Hideyoshi and Katsuie refuse to help eachother
>accurate

Man, how are you doing so well? I always get murdered.

>don't be garbage
>Raise the Tsutsui and Hosokowa's trust for the Yamazaki quest, hiring Tenkai to use as a diplomat for one, Mitsuhide for the other. Switch them on the last turn before the battle
>Win it, you get an automatic alliance with the Suzuki (Saika) and Chokosabe, and vassals in Hosokowa and Tsutsui
>All you HAVE to do is hold onto your western holdings, Shibata (shouldn't) march anywhere for years, being busy with the Uesugi, Sanada, and Anekagoji or whatever the fuck
>Just slowly counterattack, seizing outlying Oda provinces and the easternmost of Hideyoshi's, specifically Ishiyama Temple, using your vassals and allies for the brunt of it
>So long as you don't overreach, Hideyoshi'll declare a coalition on the Mori instead of you, leaving your entire westside to be safely ignore for years, right around when Katsuie wakes up

I'm scared DW9 will get the season pass treatment. I feel like nanman will be cut from the game then sold as dlc. That also explains the clones, new weapons (with EXs for 1 character) will be dlc. $7 to unlock the billiards or formation rod.

have you seen the shit Capcom and Namco pulled recently? KT isn't going to miss out their chance to jew people out, Nioh's DLCs and Season Pass probably worked out well for them too

>Not as good as Fire Emblem/Hyrule
You're right, it's way better.
>Wide selection of characters from every era of OP
>Unique abilities that transcend to the genre nicely
>Visual style mimics Oda's art to a T
I would have loved more characters, but I'm content with the roster, unlike Hyrule Warriors which had those awful boss battles and Faggot Emblem Musou I don't care about.

Remove the /feg/ tag next time please.

SHUT UP.
You don't have to post in the thread, simply go to your own general and leave it at that. You Nintenkiddies are stupid.

Finally got to using Adult Yukimura

Really loving his enhanced moveset

>caring about faggot one piss
>not caring about based Fire Emblem, a modern classic

Always here.

DESTRUCTION!!!!

>There's an official Legend of Kongming
>Zhuge Liang actually has a health stat that goes down over time
>He can die at Wuzhang or live if you win battles fast enough
>You also choose how to raise Zhuge Zhan

Do people just shit on Extella for being a Vita port? And seeing as the new one's being developed for home console first, do you think that's gonna be an improvement?

pic related, bae

Oh baby.

lu bu can melt steel beams?

>could have spent 5 hours finding the DOS version with RoTK portraits
>opt for GBA with disgusting, digitized DW mugshots

>mfw this old big-eared knave visits my house thrice

okay Young Zhuge Liang is freaking me out

What is he looking at /eagg/?

Everything

These are portraits from Dynasty Tactics though

looks like simmer yee

Oh shit they are? Whoops. Interestingly enough, this game contains the same difficulty thing as LoJW, a mod. Given they're both Shu-centric, I assume it got them from this?

The (first) stage of Changban, for example, varies from
>Guan Yu and Zhang Fei hold off the very tip of the vanguard
or
>Zhou Cang, Liao Hua, Zhuge 'n Bei lure the vanguard (And Dun) in, only for Zhao Yun, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and some randos (Guan Ping might be one?) to appear behind them.

straight-up Literally Who

That's Cao Ren. Coincidentally, he also doesn't have a unique portrait in DT

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Jesus above I can't recognize anyone like this unless they're real distinctive. Xu Chu is still thick, and Xiahou Dun has the eye, Guan Yu his beard, etc, but anyone without a distinguishing feature looks the fucking same to me.

Thanks to recent-DWs, I also forgot there were even a few battles before Changban, my bad. Bowang Slope for the prior post, now on when Xinye gets burnt to the fucking ground.

Does anyone happen to have a screencap of the post where Zhuge Liang invented the spoon

Though I reloaded to try out the alternate scenario, which seems to be defending it, and not being a huge dick to peasants.

inb4 taking longer to defend later kills Zhuge Liang

>pretty sure number at the bottom is turn count
>no idea which is the 'zhuge liang fucking dies' point

Let's dive into ourselves

Chi Bi is literally just
>move zhuge liang to altar
>watch boats fry up

Well, that's more than what he did historically.

>could have been the ambushes after
>could have let you command the boats
>literally Move Twenty Spaces instead

I always like to start either on the east (Ezo) or west (Kyushu or Shikoku), that way I don't have to worry about my back

>what the actual holy fuck is this map

>it's Dan Lee's tigers

It's a GBA's game, what did you expect?

>implying Mitsuhide and Tenkai aren't the same person
You can't fool me.

>next choice is completely different map rather than different situation same battle
context required, who's this cunt

Yan Yan, the other Shu old guy

I'd like to assume that version is vs Liu Zhang right off the bat..Can I (safely) assume the other is Ma Chao or some other Xiliang fucker?

Nah, that's Li Yan

>real Koei produced DLC