Loyal, Trustworthy Sidekick Edition
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Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga
Monika Twitter: twitter.com
>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com
>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
first for yuri
A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.
when do we get to the spaghetti dinner posts?
God bless new thread
Where are the fucking NTR routes?
BEST GIRL
Which doki is most likely to be a lesbian?
everyone consolidate to this thread
I love her too.
I wonder....
OP, your thread was the later one. Delete it, please. And everyone move to the other one. Sage for Veeky Forums courtesy.
This thread was created first, so I suggest we stay here.
>two threads
Everything as we know it has changed.
The spear of chaos has pierced the armor of our peaceful doki lives.
Where is our salvation? It's just Monika here.
From, The Journal of a man who posted on /DDLC/
"Nice of Monika to invite us over to her Literature Club, eh Luigi?"
MAKE UP YOUR MIND
193456428 is a smaller number than 193456491. This is the not the later thread.
OTHER THREAD ALREADY HAS MORE PEOPLE
>This thread
>19:57:54
>Other thread
>19:58:39
Wrong thread?
christ
This thread has Sayori swinging and being happy. The other thread is irrelevant.
Every thread until Christmas
Literally shitposting general
When the fuck are we getting doki doki shimejis!?
I want a bunch of little monikas running around my desktop.
Reminder, Natsuki is mine.
This is what the main character looks like. You'd think the others would take a hint.
I want a Lady Palutena Shimeji to go with my Pitty Pats.
But yes, we need Dokis.
Ending where we can make them all happy when?
(800) 273-8255, 24 hours a day!
That's gotta be a rough job
>I think you might be able to go back...or however you want to put it...
>...To go back and tell them what's going to happen.
>If they know ahead of time, then they should be able to avoid it.
>They should...if they remember their time with me in the other worlds...they should remember what I tell them.
>Yeah. I really think this might be possible. But it's up to you.
>I'm sorry for always being...you know...
>...
>Never mind. I know that's wrong.
>This is my story. It's time to be a fucking hero.
>Both of us.
>2018
thanks, this is the better thread now
I don't know why this artist makes Monika blonde, but whatever. MONIKA ON THE FUCKIN MIC
>your drawing gets used as OP
>when there's two active threads at once
Not sure how to feel.
I love her too.
What the fuck, lads?
Why is Sayori haunting my game so hard she has to cuck me after she's already deleted herself?
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The Man Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late
- The Other Thread
And, finally, you are encouraged to cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Thank you.
...
You still don't even have an inkling of what's going on.
>Waifu Bullying
Sayori? more like Sayonara!
Natsuki? More like Nats-who-ki!
Yuri? More like (You)REEEEE!
Monika? More like Memeika!
What the literal hell was that
Who hurt my Natsuki
Have scientists found out why Sayori's bust keeps changing sizes yet?
I WANT MORE INFORMATION ON DAN'S NEXT PROJECT RIGHT NOOOOOW
Monika? More like Mommy Ka
That isn't much better
They grow according to how happy she is.
This makes me scared and aroused.
Are any of the girls actually bad?
I wanna go with the flow, but I also wanna avoid worst girl....
Play the game.
>join her in bed
>she puts the noose around your neck
No thanks, too dangerous for me.
So she's not human
>I also wanna avoid worst girl
You can't avoid what isn't there.
Do what I did. During the poem minigame, pick the words that most appeal to you. Then you just go with whatever girl also likes those words.
Anyone else on both threads because you don't in which one to stay?
Even if the other thread is more active, this one was created first, so I'm here on principle.
I want to make love to Sayori and responsibly use a condom.
>not wanting Sayori to have your babies
it was posted second in the last general you nitwits
Listen, dude. Two people with a history of severe depression should not be reproducing with each other.
GOD DAMN IT
I HATE YOU YURI
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO HER YOU'RE SO AWFUL
Every time natsuki cries it hurts
How do I save her
WHY CAN'T I PROTECT THE SAYORI
...
Am I being raped? I don't like this one bit I just wanted to have fun baking cupcakes with Natsuki
You can't protect any of the girls. At most you can have a heartfelt farewell, but they were doomed from the moment you installed the game.
Just embrace it let her give you boners
It's not her saying it! It's Monika! Yuri would never say something like that.
>I haven't been on this general for a 4 days
>see OP
Oh god what the hell happened
It's not Monika it's the game fucking with Monika too!