Asked this question on plebbit but they downvoted me to deletion.
So I stand to inherit a $2.4 million stock portfolio + $600,000 in savings + 5 bedroom family bungalow + two flats collecting rent income, in the event my parents die.
However the thing is if that ever happens (my parents dying) I would likely just kill myself aswell. Why? Because I'm a khv loser whose mum and dad are the only friends in the world, thats why.
So How do I stop being a pussy and accept the future riches that await me?
Samuel Campbell
you can try posting on tg or qst if you want to play role playing games.
Jaxon Collins
realize that 1. your parents will probably outlive you 2. they would be very sad if they knew you killed yourself over their passing 3. they want you to go out and get laid and have them some little grandbabbies so you'll have reason to live just as they did.
don't be a dead-end Donald. Go get some pussies
Matthew Allen
Well if you have that much money you don't have to be a KHV, at that point it would be because you are just mentally retarded. But trust me, when you get that much money you won't stay a KHV.
Kayden Hernandez
This is advice I need to stick closer to myself but:
Start running (jogging on spot, then 1km-2km-3km etc), start working towards 100 pushups a day, reduce sugar consumption. Making yourself stronger (this won't get you ripped) will help with your confidence.
Jeremiah Ward
>KHV I had to look that up. You got to realize that you just need to get laid once to break that.
I dunno, go to a warehouse party, do some MDMA: everyone will be your friend and everyone will befriend you. Find a interest that alternative kids can bond with you over, like Edith Piaf records, or Reiki and Crystal healing, or playing the banjo. There are thousands, millions of people who are in friendships by sheer expedience; you can be one of those friends of convenience too user. Then maybe one day you can learn to have real friends and even a romance with a woman. It's not too late if you're willing to change.
t. sperglord with tonnes of friends
Brody James
Why not spend your life increasing your family fortune and send your parents off with the closure that their money is in good hands?
James Bell
why would someone keep $600k in cash you would need three fdic accounts
Brody Long
try r9k
Nicholas Howard
Fucking this.
Thomas Smith
OP, I was a 22 year old virgin until last week. A couple of months ago I had gotten drunk and got an ugly, crazy girl to get in bed with me but I stayed flaccid the whole time. She told me I was submissive AF and had a small penis. IDGAF what she thought but I was so anxious about performing that when she gave up I cried and told her I was sorry. Beta AF but I was drunk and I knew she wanted BF, not a one night stand.
Anyways, I started seeing a girl on Tinder and she was DTF on the 3rd date. That's when I lost my wallet on the bus to pick her up from the train station. I play it off and act like it's no big deal and set up a movie date for the following week. Mid-week she says she wants to go to my place instead.
That's when it clicked that she wanted me like so many other girls, you just got to make them feel like they're not acting like a slut. Once she got to my room, we made out a bit which by the way, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Seriously, that shit is weird. As I start to undress her, it finally clicks for me: I want her. I start tearing off clothes and making out more aggressively.
Now she's moaning and when I get to her nice, clean shaven pussy I'm licking and tonguing the fuck out of it. Pretty fun, IDK why but I start sucking on it. Fuck man, why didn't they have sex Ed in my high school? She told me later it was hurting her but in the moment she said it hurt good...? After this she wants the dick but wants me to put on a condom. Shit blows. My dick is mostly hard but keeps falling out. Try some other positions but only doggy, her least favorite, works.
I pull her hair and choke her a bit. She moans and this whole scene is pretty hot. I think I'm even fucking her raw at this point and she's good looking as well. I'm finally living an amatuer porn scene. Guess what? Still can't cum. She tries blowing me and still nothing. Call it a night. Don't care, had sex.
Moral of the story OP, I'm a huge faggot and even I had pathetic sex.
Levi Diaz
Go chase your own and make friends and beat them?
Anthony Adams
Do you guys lack basic comprehension skills or are you always this retarded? How the fuck is a kissless hugless friendless virgin going to get laid and have social life?
No, you were not a robot. You were a failed normie before and then graduated to full normie status once you got laid.
Brayden Ortiz
Are you on anti-depressants.
Only way I could cum when on them was jerking myself off while GF at the time sucked my nipples.
Was glorious being able to fuck her till she was spent, then give myself a congratulatory hand job.
Once I stopped taking the meds I could cum buckets with a minutes notice if having a quickie.
David Ross
Tfw when 20 yo khv never been to college or never had friends and professional neet
Cooper Nguyen
hey you are me, welcome to the club, when do we off ourselves?
David Cruz
Shit dude, I have about 300$ a month as a college student to spend, I won't make that much in 5 lives. I'll be your friend/entertainer or whatever for some spare cash.
Connor Morris
Rubmaps.com
Ian Perez
parents are kicking me out. I have to go to college next year desu I will have to interact with normies reeeee
Jace Johnson
>people actually read my blog post
This site never ceases to amaze me. I'm not on medication. I think my brain is just fucked up from years of porn and death gripping. I've forced myself to masturbate no more than once a day and found out lube plus focusing on the head helps immensely. Communication seems to be key during this stuff.
Camden Foster
>Do you guys lack basic comprehension skills or are you always this retarded? >How the fuck is a kissless hugless friendless virgin going to get laid and have social life? That's not what he asked.
