kill peasant edition
eyosongive.us
kill peasant edition
eyosongive.us
>letting waifufags make the thread
guys pls
technically not a waifufag
>Triumph
>changed from 25 bonus gold and 15% missing hp heal on takedown to 20 bonus gold and 10% missing hp heal for assists, 50 bonus gold, 20% missing hp heal and 1 second CC immunity for kills
[spoilers]supports are motherly doms not disposable cumdumpsters[/spoiler]
>tfw no qt petite gf
how? with fervor I can never outtrade him no matter my champ
Vlad is a fuccboi, he counts as a waifu, not a husbando.
xth for my wife Syndra
xth for getting reported by the int feeding top laner and all his friends and getting banned for "abusive comms" when they cussed you out the entire game and the only thing you responded with was "why are you bad" one single time
Redpill me on toplane.
MC Ryze lol
I wanna be Lulu's cat!
>motherly
Lolg literally told me this yesterday.
The best part about his image is that Darius is technically mercy killing his own soldiers as they scream for relief from the agony of their flesh dissolving.
naniii
where are you reading this you son of a bitch
God that image hurts my eyes.
>no qt league waifu to sit on my lap
just kill me
Would Urgot left Corki with no hp?
(you)
>hurting leaguebabs' fee fees
You should know better than that.
Made it to my gold 5 promos in flex can I do it
old Eve was sexier
Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.
>vladfag wn sit on your face
i'd rather her sit on my face desu
How do I become anons platimum?
Galio is freelo rn
Get your LP
post more tumbrl degeneracy
>Would Urgot left Corki with no hp?
>How do I become anons platimum?
This build is actually disgusting, i was literally 2 shotting people in fights.
thx bby
open boob pls
stay safer poppers
Lulu is for abuse&breeding
Sit on the face for sexytime, sit on the lap for cuddles.
No, I use just Q pretty much on cooldown. After I get to around lv 6 and start trying to find a stun, I'll run out of mana after one or two E/Ws.
this first is propably baneposting
more important than most people think but not as important as most top laners make it seem
>animeposter
if you want a (You) just ask
i try to avoid pics that are too tumblr but some i still save cus i like em
>abuse
only her womb, by me
>breeding
yes, but only by me. When we're married, shell be perpetually pregnant with my children.
>finally learn how to use the filter
>thread instantly gets 10 times better
>Get gangbaged by jungler and their top
Your fault
>Get counter picked
Your fault
>Take one bad trade and get cucked for the rest of laning phase
Your fault
>Get help from your team
LOOOL
Don't bother if you're not a top lane main who is either a 1 trick or only plays the best shit. Only thing top lane has going for it is waifu's
thx for having a trip so i can filter your roastieism
But all the good waifus are supports
these threads were never good you retarded poster
>this triggers the jinxfag
Didn't really want a (you) just didn't have any photos that described how I felt before and after opening the image better than that one.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
jelly a tranny is better at the game than you lmao
I wanna cuddle Jinx
then just use words you hoe
Which one is it? A tranny or a roastie?
OFFICIAL LEAGUE OF LEGENDS FEMDOM TIERING SYSTEM.
Relentless Sexual Aggression Tier: Evelynn, Ahri, Vi, Nidalee, Leona Illaoi Magma Fire
Teasing and Control Freak Tier: LeBlanc, Syndra, Orianna, Lissandra Camille Storm Dark
Definitely Dominant But Not Quite As Sexual Tier: Elise, Shyvana, Sejuani, Zyra
High Tier: Cassiopeia, Karma, Katarina, Vayne, Diana, Fiora,Miss Fortune
Mid Tier: Jinx, Caitlyn, Riven,Quinn, Sivir Air
Low Tier: Lux (some Elementalist forms are much higher), Ashe,Janna,Water,Nature,Akali
Submissive: Sona Xayah Soraka
THIS LIST IS 100% CANON
R34 OF DOMINANT CHAMPIONS IN SUBMISSIVE POSITIONS IS NOT CANON
Flitering just plain makes Veeky Forums better as a whole.
>Arcane Comet - Cooldown now reduces whenever you damage an enemy champion with an ability (should be much more appealing on champs with frequent spell casts or DoTs)
>2 DoTs ticking simultaneously + 0.9s cooldown spell
TIME FOR SNEK
can trannies be roasties
>Luxanna will never leg-lock your head as you eat her out
Saad Maan
xth for Cute Ashe
Delete that devianart level of pic
the faster we all move to discord so anons cant pretend theyre high elo anymore, i fucking love discord for this, lolg threads are literally useless now that we have discord
wtf is up with her feet
How is Janna not submissive ?
that list suck ass
you mean, WITH lulu, right?
Okay dad I'll use words in the future.
badly drawn
>Not Quite As Sexual
>Shyvana
the fuck
dragon girls are always in heat, mating time all day every day
I want to go replying to lulufriend!
>Lux will never leglock you to be fully inserted as you cum inside her
I just got an honor upgradefor free. I haven't played in weeks. I just open the client from time to time. (It's not even installed)
I disliked her old hair.
I love new Eve and find her better in terms of appeal.
But then again I find sex that will probably kill me alluring.
This is fucking suffering, why the fuck do I need BE or shards, just make it require getting an S 5 times or something
I want all of you to sleep with my wife!
holy fuck...
Can yordles lay eggs? Find out next episode
would she be okay with that?
Your charms are impressive, but I'm not into forest creatures.
Yeah I dont know why shyvana and dragon zyra aren't in the first tier
because you have to buy more RP to show that you're "good" at a champion you stupid go- i mean guy
This explains a lot, it seems like there's a hidden timer behind the scenes for it, since both times i gained honor, i didn't even get honor from the previous 5/6 games before it popped up.
Also i got honor level 4 today too, 2 weeks EXACTLY from when i got 3.
Honoring people is a scam, it's all timer based. /anecdotal
no dad
i don't even feel like getting s's because i have like no BE
Deja vu!
I've just swam in this place before
I'm sorry user, but unless she's my personal cum dump whom only I can breed.
I have zero interest in the bitch. Maybe if you learned to rely on me alone, I'd reconsider it.
I've been stockpiling on Blue Essence for the Pre-season change by turning all my RP into mystery champ shards to disenchant.
Should I keep the shards of champs I don't own but may want to?
I got an Ornn shard and I know it'd disenchant to even more essence, but I worry about how hard it'll be to buy champs once all this shit goes down so I don't know if it's better to keep the shards.
i gotta take a shit real bad lads
There was that one shitty comic where yordles lay eggs if they get sexed in the butt but they have regular pregnancy/give birth if sexed in the vagoo.
Poppy laid an egg and Trist and other yordle sluts were teasing her for taking it up the ass. There was no sex actually featured in the comic tho so it was shit.
Jinx is the most fun champion released even after all these years
What if Sonas e power cord was a charm?
>that image
>motherly doms
fuck off t. support
So, what's the consensus on Dark Harvest? I played some jg sion taking Harvest and then going into resolve for infinite hp scaling and I was just bursting people with IBG tank.
Will I get BTFO if I try to do the old Kog build with Triforce and Blade into AS and crit? I loved the old style of Kog with the W sheen and ult poke but after losing the ult base damage it feels so much worse than the onhit builds.
Even though there's functionally no change to the honor system, I got in the habit of honoring people after game while trying to get H5 because it tells you you get a bonus if everyone honors.
Now I'll honor people if I felt like someone did well just because it prompts me to even though I never glanced at it before, so successful honor rework imo.
>filter "anonymous"
>thread quality increases tenfold
Woah
That'd be annoying I'm more used to the slow and its my favorite from her passive anyway.
I like Jinx as much as the next guy but I wouldn't call her the most objectively fun. but I can't stop playing her so I guess you're right to a degree
same
you can't avoid the truth
Fun ranking:
Xayah > Twitch > Jinx
>no Jinx to wake up next to
why even live?
you know how riot said they hate snowbally shit?
well they dont care about that in top lane
there as a post last night talking about how even missing one creep by leashing your jungler top can straight lose you the lane for the next 5-7 minutes
bets?
Sounds like it was a fun read
blue