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and Smite

I want to caress Fernando's cheek!

ded general

>And smite

...

Smitefriends are welcome.

Dr.Jekyll/Mr.Hyde champion when

Nice one Lo-Rez using kike book for streaming, PPL literally unwatchable

I haven't watched a single match of PPL because I don't like shitebook and don't want to support it at all.

>facebook has shit streaming
>PeePeeL games are actually fun to watch

Hard choice.

Is there a stream on?

Ash is the cutest

wheres maeves tail

yes

Fucking PROS! Every fucking second BK had a Grumpy Bomb loaded.

This is a casual match.

It's a detachable buttplug only available with the raeve maeve skin

dog champ who humps people when?

ying is a bitch who humps people

I want to paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/1/13/Kinessa_TR_StunnedOrFrozen_2.ogg Kinessa

hi

reminder that ryev and splashbrush are angels

She is perfect and pure as a beautiful blossom, and I will love her more each day despite the futile attempts of some of you to spread lies.

I think I've played with Yingposter right now.
And damn, dude, your plan gave the enemy damba and makoa, fuck this gay shit, banning jenos for some reason.

what champion i need banned from competitive? buck or makoa?

Makoa, buck still shit

What

>maeve has a bigger ass and tits than Skye
shit art

>maeve
>piercings
dont recall ear piercings, but pretty sure when you zoom in, her model doesnt have tongue piercing

Her butthole tastes like the semen of 5 different men

wait, seriously?

fucking DROPPED

You would know.

>someone actially ban jenos and first pick ying
I hate this game

I choose to take this as a compliment about being able to fuck fictional characters

>jenos does not cure
>buck does not flank
>bk does not damage
>androxus does not flank
>i stay alone most of the time without any support from the team

It just proves that the divisions are something completely useless!

Any way to decrease third person FOV or move the camera closer so I can get a better view of ass?

what the hell is up with lo rez overbuffing characters talus is completely broken flanks in general are way OP now

>This Tumblr may contain sensitive media.
Fuck this annoying shit

I actually haven't played in days, just getting the daily logins. I'm not particularly worried either, since this patch is honestly terrible. What gave you the impression it was me?

What a pathetic attempt to slander my sweetheart.
Leave her alone at once.

Take it as being able to lick a fictional elf waif's anus and recognize the taste of Fernando's, Grohk's, Zhin's, Androxus's and __Pip's semen.

when will they make evie semi-automatic :////

How come Reinhardt from OW works while being a melee character but Terminus is so fucking awful and so was Grover when he was melee?

So, what's the current state of Tyra?

Moved from C to B, but still same shit.

terminus semi automatic when?

Memed by bird

how this time is different?

Just after semi-automatic Zhin or Grover

Well, her fire now deals 120% of max HP over 6 seconds. And reduces healing by 50%. Which now stacks with her 30% Cauterize I. So please move the fuck out if it even faster than before.
t. Supports.

The game is designed around Reinhardt.

Overwatch has many choke points, limited mobility, and the game is designed so that stepping outside of your Rein's shield means you are very possibly dead.

What do you all want from the next update, or what do you hope/expect for from the next couple champions next year?

Who is dumb enough to stand on fire?

more legendary viability, I am so bored that I am expected to play a champion one specific way when I pick them, it makes choice obsolete

paladin hero

tanks?
silver players?
other tyra players?

>not standing in your own fire as Tyra with the 80% reduction card

Because OW had him as a character from the start and everyone walks slow as fuck in OW except for people being buffed by Lucio or Ana, so he can keep up. Meanwhile in Paladins, everybody except for like 2 champs have some form of skill that allows them to quickly move to a platform out position out of a melee champ's reach.

If they wanted a melee champ to work, they've need to have Zhin level of mobility as well as high movespeed.

>maeve
>that body
kek
Transformation champ, skins for Dark hair Lian

>What do you all want from the next update
Andy, Buck dps nerf
>champions
More main healer less pew pew only character.

Who?

holy shit your buck was dead the whole match lmao

Jenos is the fucking worst support i have seen!

hope we get less humanoids with guns. its a fantasy game, give us something fantastical.

>le big anouncement guyz
>its an awesome support
>aimed for brainlets

I mean, if you have to do dumb shit like that then at least pick some broken shit like Makoa or Sha Lin for someone else first, not just instalock Ying. Nobody is going to steal her, and if they do, then it's an easy win for us.

>fernando
>fucking a woman

Dude had similar writing style and also referred to ying as his wife, sweetheart and so on.
He also said that tyra is very cute, but ying cuter.

It was an accident.

Happy Merchant support champ
Who's ultimate siphons credits from nearby opponents

He was running around trying to punch people the whole game.

Nothing wrong with that

please respond

When was the last time you played Overwatch? Because thats complete and utter bullshit since Season 4.
Its all about dat dive now.

Decreasing fov in options does nothing?

turd person is locked at 100

>hotfix 3
>leggo that add cc still go through cc immune and resilience
Kek.

We need a The Morrigan ultimate in this game

Bounce house in PPL never.

Poor soul. I can understand that my Ying is adorable and any man would be incredibly fortunate to claim her love, but our union is sacred and we have already vowed to love each other for as long as we live.
He must've been confused, because it's impossible that she is his wife.

>it's impossible that she is his wife
Yeah, public whore can't have a husband.

no i looked at the uncensored image and she has the biggest tits there
you also cant see her ass silly

Drogoz is a shit to play

yeah it sucks that all his abilities are tied to his gun meaning they actually have a longer cooldown in practice

I want to strangle that lizard!

And after you use that jump, you get completely motionless on the ground literally like a lizard.

How juvenile.
Embarrassing.

it's a shooter. This limits the possible body types.

People bash on Orisa for being boring, but she's the only quadped character I've ever seen in a shooter.

i reached the conclusion that yingfag gets off from the abuse just like his waifu

>easyanticheat isn't installed
Funny thing is that this time I didn't touch anything.
someone else having this issue?

Go to your paladins folder and reinstall it.

I'm about to do that
heh, hotfix? more like hotmessing

twitter.com/RayndayGaming/status/923347592733487104
SOON

BUT HE'S UNIQUE, DON'T TOUCH HIM!

Now Tyra have some mobility

uniquely shit

I hope this patch shakes things up with the Mal'damba/Jenos meta

would be neat if they made grohk a solo healer somehow
knowing lo-rez though they're probably just gonna up his damage and call it a day

SEMI
AUTOMATIC
HEALING

>totem heal buff
>maelstrom nerf
>base damage nerf
>totem health nerf
>totem CD increased by 2sec
>ghost walk replaced with missiles on a 15sec cooldown

i'm retarded and read that "doesn't" as "does"

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Cute.