[tf2g] Team Fortress 2 General

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>Jungle Inferno Update
teamfortress.com/jungleinferno/

>list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

post yfw you FRAG

HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY PEEPEE FART

Heavy update next month?

>skins haven't taken off after over 2 years
hahaha

HAHAHAH

>Deals 3x falling damage to the player you land on
reminder that this simply does not work
however, pyro only takes about a fifth of fall damage while blast jumping, which is not listed

war paint could have taken off but they got greedy and didn't let you put it on your existing weapons

>no one unboxes anything because despite technically being worth more than $2 on average the skins dont sell at all

This, warpaint would sell like crazy if you could apply it to something

lets be honest, if they did let you it would only be allowed on unique weapons anyway

no way would they let you have an australium civil servant mk II

>applying war paint on australiums
literally nobody is expecting this but you

What would be the point of aussie covered in paint

Daily reminder that the only way to balance TT is to give it at least -25 wearer HP.

>The jungle wreath is incompatible with literally every other hat
>Can't use it with the brutal bouffant for a neato hippie loadout
FUCK

3rd item /tf2g/? Preferably some kind of hat.

>paint on a reskin
>australium of all things
Are You Retarted ?

gentleman's ushanka

Hot Dogger.

You just gave me an idea. Why don't they make Australium paints?

Platinum weapons would be nice

please, PLEASE post the source none of these reverse image search machines are working

>braindead of night, a cosmetic every sad fuck wears

Is there anything more shameful than using a Botkiller?

Because it will make mvm obsolete and valve will stop getting dem sweet shekels.

I'm just wondering why they havent pushed the "Skin" idea to cosmetics yet.

Or Austaliums. I'd paint my unusual Australium gold if it was possible.

as soon as you paint it it would no longer be australium, it would just be a strange civil servant mk II, the australium 'skin' would be destroyed, along with the name

I mean I have the heat of winter currently but I think the dead of night looks better, didn't know they made it all class

I love the original botkiller wrench. It's the only botkiller that looks good

y'all niggers need to unbox already

the only way i see it working somewhat is with minimal wear and below, but the idea is still retarded

it's a few ref cheaper than a regular strange stock minigun, don't bully.

Only using strange civilian grades.

>heavies, snipers, soldiers, and engineers running around with shiny golden beards

Strange freelance grades are the best

Imagine how much worse this will be when those crates retire in February.

They will go down when people actually start getting crate drops.

the will also go down when people realize its just a strange hat, diamond dozen

>can't apply Dragon Slayer to Loose Cannon

specialized killstreak sheens look ugly on literally all skins

am i the only one who thinks this? they only look good on stock/australiums

Strange autumn, bogtrotter and boneyard are the only drop skins that can get away with it. Autumn because it looks nice, bogtrotter and boneyard also because their price makes them unavailable to shitters.

>He doesn't like Macabre web

They would look hella dank on macaw masked.

reminder: my hat is better than your hat

thats the shiny one, right? yeah i can see it

i unironically wanna run Veeky Forums pugs again, we still have mumble/can easily get a tf2 server running but nobody wants to fucking play anymore.
I guarantee like over half the people who post here don't want to play comp/are too afraid to fucking do it
chad pugs vs virgin pubbies

Oh yeah, forgot about that one. Kinda nice, but not as good as boneyard.

RANDOM GAMER edition

>pyro reflects my donkball
>gets a suicide because it still blows up right in front of him

>tfw if it wasn't for the gross clipping on the arms this would be my go to

I just want him to have something warming his neck with the cold snap but literally everything clips

...

>mfw im retarded
epig i meant for this

Whew, I'm safe.

i dislike the 6v6 format
i dislike images like yours, of shitty looking tf2 stripped down to shit just for an EDGE over darryl.brown.2009
i dislike anything that isnt default vanilla videogame

You need to be on the point to get defense kills?

>le filthy frank
yeah well

just do cold snap and a facial hair cosmetic

Defending on Mercenary Park is broken

For all other maps, "defending" is killing an enemy who is currently capturing an unblocked point. Just play Demoman and put stickies on the payload and then detonate whenever a Scout walks on.

>normalfag norman
hit the dicks pal, you're dumb

>still hasn't stolen the idea from overwatch where the winning teams characters all pose together at the round end

seriously this game is 10x more about showing off your character than overwatch but overwatch does a lot better job of it.

t. pubshitter

Actually no hat. get the pocket hankercheif

they do exactly that in comp mode though, you can even show off your taunts.

Nah, you just want to attention whore since your other general died. Last reply from me.

т. pubscrub

t. pubscum

movember and shellmet looks pretty good with the cold snap

>Expert class contracts are easier than their Advanced and Normal counterparts

What did Vulva mean by this

he means the mode people actually queue for

A reminder to chosee the pass time contract because it counts the passes with your mates towards the interceptions count and they are just 10

Thank you

fair
that's the joke
fair

>other general
what

>faster engineer setup applies to all shotguns and not just the rescue ranger
what the fuck

I noticed that. I hope they don't change it.

wow its almost like they formatted the list wrong and its an addition to the class, not "all shotguns"

I want to be a 150hp Scout with the old Shortstop again

I want to go back

the problem was that it required a hat

had that "p2w"ness

>tfw not enough equip slots to properly patrol the mojave

>instead of removing the hat from the set, they removed set bonuses altogether

They might remove some restrictions from the halloween items after the yeti set you know...

help

I need a good 3rd cosmetic

【衝撃のラスト】巻雲がヤバイ薬にハマった結果…

you are a pedophile, you know?
also it came up just fine on google reverse search.

instead of fucking up the shortstop so bad, they should have just given it a +25 HP bonus along with the increased pushback thing

We need it back.
Specifically, give +10% uber rate for healing an unusual wearing player. Because what's going on now is stupid. Modern medics don't even notice you if you wear a 2 unu combo.

Marxman

I usually assume players with multiple unusuals are just garbage sorry

I'd be down, and I could bring a friend
I'm trash-tier scout and even worse everything else, tho

Finally unlocked my 20 star contract, thanks to tf2g senpai
please god don't let the price drop anymore
>finally amassed enough dough to look like a respectable tf2er
>f2p update hits
>removes set bonuses
>milkman, familiar fez, jeepcap, and croc hat all drop in price

is the warpaint keyless case worthless?

well you can't sell or trade it so by definition it has no worth

>just fine
i used 4chanx all 4, though now that i think about it i may have used google search through iqdb which may have not allowed nsfw. i appreciate it

she looks 18 to me

>giving Scout, one of the most fastest and strongest classes, any sort of health boost
Disregarding that item set, giving scout health bonuses like from the old pocket pistol was retarded.

I don't know anything about your history of the history of these pugs, but I'm not a fan of 6s. Sorry.

oh yeah, the pocket pistol was so overpowered

and the milkman set too, super OP, everyone used it

What is not garbage then?
No hats = f2p = garbage
Some hats = noobie = garbage
Lotsa hats, all lime = memekiddie = garbage
Unusuals = moms credit card = garbage

This is a flawed logic desu.
Your average unusual wearing player is in 90% cases better than your average hatless player.

The Sout is one of the strongest classes, when he has a Scattergun.

The Shortstop is not good in its current state. I'm sorry, it's not. They keep making it weirder and worse.

>Some hats = noobie = garbage
not at all

I think I'm going to get my dragon slayer paint today. Should I sell it ASAP?

Yeah, I noticed that. But the bird heads still are the same as always.

They should make a "Scaryvision" already for fucks sake

>competitive
>giving valve your phone number

lmao at you

>pissed about missing the update waiting for parts for my b4ttles747i0n
>the release was a shitshow and i missed nothing
Thanks for beta testing nerds

I know for a fact there was a way to view screenshots others had taken of you but for the life of me I can't find it.