/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/31846/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/dota2
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

PREVIOUSLY ON D2G:

you're cheering for EG right?

Are they actually just not going to fix this ridiculous delay?

>cheering for either of these teams
I'm just watching because I'm hoping someone will get in an amphetamine coma

3rd best mummy

Nth for my boy Ivan

GERMAN WASSER STREAM

>ESL
>Fixing anything

first for race, sex, religion, ethnicity, nationality, etc have nothing to do with how good you are at dota

only skill matters

hope that someone is me desu x

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Why the fuck are Mercedes sponsoring this shit?

wew

not with that font and the lack of proper timers

PEEEDUUUUUUUUR

would you say that SVG is an artist?

>the virgin carry

Means your game isn't actually ded

on one hand it's cheering for sharteezy, but on the other hand its yuros getting uppity, i'll go with the sharter

t. shitskin roastie mormon peruvian

compared to pgl last week

Would EG be able to win something if Cr1t put as much effort into his play as he does his hair?

post the webm, you know that one

CLINKZ IN BO1

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMALINGODINGILON

>Shartour Clinkz
>Fear with a hand brace
They're fucked

>2 unreliable stun draft
Ok Secret can't possibly lose this right

...

will we be able to hear casters in-game now? I don't like having to watch a stream just to hear what the commentators are saying

It's only memepush if there is no counter

>CLINKZ

Jesus christ ace looks like he's straight from one of those comics about virgins

w2c that top?

do chinks and gooks put estrogen in their food or something?

PGL was kino, ESL is a flick at best.

whats it like sitting in a basement in moscow shitposting to no avail for daddy vlad 20 hours a day for vodka money

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>twitch chat on suicide watch after those mean Mercedes-Benz ads

nth for TNC's combecak

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Luna best girl!

>this should be a cracker
what did he mean by this?

>synd

Tobi x Synd best casters
Prove me wrong

but first an extended adbreak for these fine gemran produk

Does Blitz actually think this "always pick the underdog" schtick leads to better "storylines" or that it's somehow funny?

feed me ads

>SYND TOBI CAST

>that dp's skin

could be worse

much, much worse...

ODxFogged
fuck tobis fake hype and shitty aussie accent

I’m an nadota fanboy and I still hope el presidente BTFOs the delusional little faggots of nueg

...

He wanted to communicate that the upcoming game between Evil Geniuses and Team Secret will probably have low levels of testosterone and emotion just like Caucasians (crackers).

You know that 10 lbs isn't that light for a woman her size.

got this guy for low prio game

I've seen enough hentai that those hats get my dick hard

GOLEM GET YE GONE

reminder to sit up straight and stay hydrated

Oops.

>bo3 that lasts 30 minutes
>1 hour of ads and panel drivel
>bo3 that lasts 30 mintues
>2 hours of ads and panel drivel

great tournament extremely hyped to wash it down with some refreshing Mercedes BenzTM

If Secret lose this,
They need to disband.

What do I do here dotards???
I want both teams to lose

>DE-SYNCED AUDIO
>mercedes ads
>tobi cast

JUST FUCK MY MAJOR UP FAMLAN

it's over.....

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>Ace fell for the pinoy gf meme
WHY DO ALL DOTARDS DO THIS?

bo1*****

Holy shit
Cr1t is so fucking bad.

thanks esl

they're cheap and good in bed

this tournament is garbage

>they're cheap
so that's why...

>Wake up after resting from a 6-hours dota session.
>EG vs Secret.
Guess I won't be productive today either.

I thought fear's dazzle was clinkz for a second

Oy veeeeeeeeey

LD looks absolutely inhuman.

>LD's wife is a Flip
>Pros getting Flip chicks
EVEN KIKES CANT RESIST THE MOST POWERFUL RACE

disgusting couple

source!!!

wow these teams are something else I tell yo uhwat

it's ntr

>EG winning

woah

cute couple with matching hairlines

uhh euros?

>ShartOne

EG IS WINNING

THIS CAN'T BE

I WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF /D2G/


PLEAAASE NOOO

why didn't rtz stay mid with the dd?

NA>EU
NA>EU
NA>EU
NA>EU

>rtz is bad
excuse me?

>EG are going to win a major
>While PPD can't even qualify for a minor without getting destroyed

ace getting kicked in 3... 2... 1...

taking the t1 tower there would be too much of a win

>all these one sided stomps

Nice format ESL lol

ESL is like Fast and the Furious where there's way too many of them every year and the product placement is written into the script

>mana boots and soul ring
FATARD?

Where is the fucking ads REEEEEEEEE

piss one BTFO

F-five patch ahead of the meta?

this dota is gtting in the way of the addddssssss

That's LITERALLY how seeding is meant to work