/twg/ - Total War General

modders saving the game as always

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>Someone is playing as HE spamming sea guards only right now

Yeah I'm trying to play a ME tyrion campaign, and it's horrible. I can't stand chariots, and you're fighting so many archers that white lions just get slaughtered

>Tomb Kings still not announced

Should I go raze Mousillon? Or is it actually worth settling?

Reminder that history is FUN and so is Fantasy. Total War in general is fun as long as CA doesn't fuck it all up.

i don't even know what capitals do

>want to play as castille in medieval 2
>they are called spain for some reason
what the fuck
spain didnt become a thing until the 16th century right? did they just call it spain to make it "simpler" for retards?

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BLOOD OCEAN
AN OCEAN OF BLOOD

reeeee

>modifies startpos.esf
trash

Never understood this meme

Seaguard aren't even good, they're a shitty crutch that performs two jobs poorly while costing more than two of the regular entry level units that do those tasks.

They're fucking bad

Guys I just heard an explosion, I think it might have been a terrorist attack

Where do you live?

Post >yfw you see how close Luthren and Naggardon are on the ME map

Yeah, most overhaul mods fix it.

>Rotatable Wind of Death
kill me

Something like a GOTY edition will be the next pirate release. Nothing sooner for such a small title.

No fear, gas leaks area perfectly natural phenomenon.

ME is a big deal tho

SFO finally updated.

Tell me, how it's going your campaign ?

1) Only to you.
2) WH2 wasn't big in the first place
3) No, it's not.

>Those are lesser races son. They don't know about the Great Plan.

I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAARE

They're perfect for guarding flanks.
And they can be used to add a bit more dakka to the front line. It's just that used effectively, the other standard troops are more efficient.

OP needs to link the blood and gore patch also.

can i get a 'splain on this image

wew autism

>that german comment
10/10

false on all accounts

why does that one guy have a flag for the settlement fortification icon?

Damn it still looks awful

lol what's this about

You don't know shit about piracy. Every group is horny for Wolfenstein. Keep pretending your niche genre title warrants any attention.

Dwarves don't even take off greenskins shittery when they reclaim their holds now, lame.

are you kidding? Please tell me you are kidding

Creative Assembly re-using assets whenever they can, even between setting and titles, baka.

4 more hour till i get out of work. I want to play so bad.

Quran verse and reference in a twerking brazilian song

So I guess lords from TW:W1 will be able to gain same amount of lvl's as lordes in TW:W2 and I don't have to worry between one of two skill trees?

that's what I said earlier tho, you're implying it'll take much longer than that

>playing on low
>"wow this looks bad"

????

looks like Ultra to me

That looks like shit

I hope there will never be araby dlc. Muslims getting internet ruined Aladdin for me aswell.

any advice ?

die painfully

>no Elspeth von Draken
>no Bertha Bestraufrung
>no Repanse de Lyonesse
>no Naestra and Arahan, Sisters of Twilight
>no Drycha
>no Ariel, Avatar of Isha
>no Crone Hellebron
>no Valkia the Bloody
>no Dechala the Denied One
>no Alarielle the Everqueen
>no unique Princess Eldyra squire hero for Tyrion
>no Tzarina Katarin
>no Queen Khalida Neferher
>no Neferata
>no unique Geneviève Dieudonnéhero for Lahmians
Are CA fucking *SEXIST* or something?!

"don't be caught unawareth"

bend over and change your name to queer cocktaker

they sampled the coran in the beat for some rap song and have hookers shaking their unmentionables while holy scripture plays and all the muzzies are calling for jihad over it

alright hold up

so youre tellin me

the army that has no melee flyers

has a legendary lord

supposedly the "best caster in the game"

with the passive spell that reduces melee defense for enemy flyers

the army that has no melee flyers

melee defense

see settlements don't change their model now under any circumstances

its really nothing special
wait until mods/norsca patch is out

hehe why is there a mouse on upset pepay's head?

Won't even bother with (You)s, but to everyone wondering about ME torrent
1. It's already work in progress
2. Ignore the retard claiming LOL NOTHING UNTIL GOTY REPACK, he's either clueless or a legit CA shill
3. Don't be a faggot and wait a while, you're getting it for free. Could be several hours at best, 3 days at worst

You don't have to take that spell m8

really makes you think

enemy flyers have to land to fight...

>TFW working a 12-hour shift today only to have to come home and do womanly duties because wife is very sick and kids need attention every second of the day.

I might get to play by about 10P tonight if I don't pass out from exhaustion before that.

Based Dawi

does the spell affect them if they are grounded

mazda has the worst fucking passives
>roiling skies
useless for a faction w/ no melee fliers
>exorcism
by far the worst passive in the game

i dont think i can wait anymore
i've already waited a month
i think i might just buy it and use creamapi

get some sleep lad. Take care of the missus.

>fell for the job wife and kids meme

Either job and wife or wife and kids

Never all 3

You fucked up

That ending though.

This is the price you pay for not being a manchild user. At least you have the money to preorder Creative Assembly's amazing DLC products and the company of your loved ones that make life worth living.

ASININE MORTA-

feels good being a virgin tbhlad

Your choice man.

These are lore attributes bros. They are just added little bonuses for when you cast spells and you don't even have to take them.

I want to set up a chart that shows each race, and which climates are good/ok/bad for them, but I'm not able to download until tonight. Anyone able to send picks of their faction info screens who has the game open right now?

is crusading as Bretonia in Ulthuan lore friendly?

>people who actually want to play this shit can't
>I could play it right now but don't want to because these jews released a fucking beta version

no one wins

>having wife and children without holding a steady job
Moron.

...

>having children without one party having a good enough job to support the entire family so the other party can maintain the home and raise the kids

Moron.

No

>Dark elves are considered HARD in ME

Give me a break they are fucking easy to start with what makes them hard?

Yes.

I know what they are, I just call them passives. Its just retarded that one of the best spellcasters in the lore gets some of the shittiest options, compared to teclis who gets a free arcane conduit every time he casts

>caring about lore friendliness in a sandbox game

So marrying old money? Good advice, retard. It's not the 1960s anymore where only one working parent can support a family.

But I do have a good enough job to support the family, it's just that my wife is sick, user. Most days I come home to dinner ready and sit my ass on the couch and watch a movie with the kids before they go down and then go game until about midnight.

the people they start at war with spam shades and corsair units from turn 1

Thanks user.
This looks the same as the Vortex, can anyone else confirm if the new world races have unchanged climates?

lad, I hope you have a long and fruitful life.

well hes got kids so hes doing better than 90% of us here