/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Biotic God Edition.

>MEG's updated Pastebin:
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Andromeda is dropped:
blog.bioware.com/2017/08/19/mass-effect-andromeda/

RIP in Piece WESTERN German

No Batarians allowed beyond this line
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gigi-chan best waifu

2nd for qt detectives

Being the bad OP that I am, I forgot to also link this new thing: blog.bioware.com/2017/10/25/mass-effect-anihilation/

4th for lewd birdwife

nah, gimme quarian wife instead

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Good taste.

Remember to get your daily dose of potassium.

I'm looking for a fun class for another OT run. Played Infiltrator and really enjoyed it. I dont care about difficulty, I simply want some fun skills to mess around with. I've heard Vanguard is pretty good.

yeah, vanguards are quite different to infiltrators in gameplay. They´re more suited for close combat situations, especially when you charge the enemy, instead of sniping from further away

Well I am at a cross roads.
You see my father is ill in a way that he will pretty much never be the same person.He will look the same,but other than that he will be unrecognizable and will require constant care for the next few months that he "lives" and the end will be,as the doctor describes,an unclean death. (This is a VA hospital{thats a hospital for former military})
I was given two options that I can't ask of anyone IRL that weigh me down in a way I thought not possible.
Ash or Jack?

Asari military command here,hows abouts you open this here compootser mail I sent you?
Just doot it.
Hey buddy! Things going good?that's great! See how I assumed you say that things are going good,thats because you are good enough,your smart enough,and dog gone it,people like you!
Maybe some more daily affirmations form Assari hug command are in your future.
If you don't forward this message ten time,no sweat pal,you are still a beautiful person.

Go for Miranda

I really like the two second most outfits, and the top left helmet. Good head and face coverage, and okay view from the inside.

Tired.
*two second most left outfits
I don't even know if that's the correct way to say, fuckin' whatever. Sleeeep.

IDK, I´m feeling kinda ill, i better make myself some soup

Are the other classes of any interest other than Vanguard? Sentinel sounds like it could be fun as well.

So far I´ve played only played as Soldier and Infiltrator.

My only experience with Sentinel and Vanguard is from the MP. If I had to choose between the two I´d go for the Sentinel, it was better suited for me, as it´s a sturdy character that will deal as much damage, as it can take, however the Vanguard was quite a refreshing challenge. Charging and using the shotgun extensively was something I havent really done before

>tfw a qt femtur will never drag her tongue from the root o your shaft, all the way to the top. And then back down again.

I'll probably just flip a coin if I can't decide between Sentinel or Vanguard. Thanks for your input user.

Everyone must already have but if you don't:

Pay day 2

QMLYB-KW[FIVE]AN-9QQB[ZERO]

Nice one.

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it's never an easy
decision.

>page 10

>Giving away games
You're a good guy user. I have too many shitty Humble Bundle keys that I don't know what to do with.

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Reminder everything post-ME1 is non-canon

everything pre-ME1 is also non-canon

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Is this that dumb indoctrination theory shit?

what did he mean by this

>this completely contradicts her own dialogue where she complains Quarian leg structure isn't compatible with dancing.
Are the writers just, like, did they not care anymore, or do they never talk to the art/animation people?

Did she ever said that? I remember playing through ME1 and, when you bring her in Chora's Den, she tells you that Quarian dancers are highly famous people among the flotilla.
So Quarian dancers/stripers were a thing since ME1.

It's in the meme Citadel DLC for ME3. That's where the animation AND the line are from, both occurring at the same time. It's absolutely ridiculous to have a character saying they can't do something while their character model does that exact thing.

That was the state of Bioware. And now it's even worse.

But she wasn't complaining about quarian leg structure being incompatible with dancing, she was asking how the humans could dance considering their straights and two-joints legs.
At least that's how it is in the french VA. She tells Shepard that she can't believe humans could dance with legs like theirs.

She was saying she doesn't understand how humans are able to dance because of how OUR knees bend you dumbass

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After doing every romance in the trilogy, I can safely conclude that Tali is the best

Dextro is bestro.

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After only romancing Tali through multiple playthroughs, I can safely conclude that you're right.

Best dancers, can anyone even compete?

dead

No

I think you meant comfy

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I thought she talked about how she couldn't be able to dance like those asari.

>2 posts every 5 hours
>most of it degeneracy

That is the opposite of comfy.

>Pressly's datapad
Those feels weren't fair.

its been worse

>this 5 minutes afterthought DLC has a better story than ME:A

really gets the neurons firing

>degeneracy
Still comfy in my book.

its a damn shame

/meg/. is the comfiest when we post human waifus

YES.

I know her game was shit but Cora's rockin' bod really gets me going.

I wanted to like cora but her face was just so off putting

>human
I prefer both human and ayy waifus for max comfort.

>human and ayy waifus
you can't have it both ways user

never thought i'd find myself agreeing with a jackposter

She does look rather mannish.

we've truly hit a new low when I'm one of the more rational posters

also

Late night Jack post!

i think it's the eyes and eyebrows. their hardly feminine at all.

But you can user, it's quite easy.

No.

It's too late to stop it.

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never too late to slay the ayy away.

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Late morning Miri-post

Good morning

2 am Ashley post?

Yes we need more ash!

:)

This isn't what you think it is

>fucked up spoilering the image

Oh well

I don't know what you thought I thought it might be, hut I like it.

>MFEP
Always a goodie.
Cute stuff user.

oh no, what's she going to do with that unconcious miranda?

Go to bed!

Nah. I'd rather shitpost on Veeky Forums than sleep.

/dag/ bros reply to this post

/dag/ fuck off

Hi.

Be nice, user.

>Prehensile tongue
UHHH

eat a dick

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I agree, however I´ll add a slight modification to that statement

Miranda, Ashley and... Shepard?

Why do all of them have the same face? The artist needs to get better. At least the proportions are fine, though.

Nah, Mikesw1234 says they're
>Cerberus OCs! All three based on the likeness of Fox News hosts.
>Col. Antonia Garza (center and based on the likeness of Andrea Tantaros)
>Maj. Harriet Lorine (left and based on the likeness of Kimberly Guilfoyle)
>Capt. Dana Livingston (right and based on the likeness of Ainsley Earhardt)

>Cerberus
>Fox News
sounds about right

Oh. That would explain Ashley's lighter brown hair. And her not-that-deliciously-plump lips.

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96th for /Our Girls/..

legitimately can't tell who has bigger tits, ash or blast thickneck

I think the more important question is, who has the thickest nipples?

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