/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #50

It's Raining

>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/SdMbaLbF
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=yuJuzKy9SSY
youtube.com/watch?v=bJav_NtEtok
youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU
youtube.com/watch?v=D9bjtyDQEUA
youtube.com/watch?v=sqUXIRa8fMU
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Yuri!

please no two threads

Hugs!

Monika!

the store may be open but that will not stp me
every thread.

I'm going to summon Monika for the next grail war

>I was only 35 years old
>I loved Monika so much, I had all the KEYCHAINS and fanart
>I pray to Monika every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Monika is love" I say; “Monika is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Monika
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Monika
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “I will always love you.”
>Se grabs me with her powerful 2D hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Monika
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Monika
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Monika
>She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Monika looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s Just Monika now.”
>Monika leaves through my window
>Monika is love. Monika is life.

youtube.com/watch?v=yuJuzKy9SSY

Natsuki!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Reminder this is what Monika actually thinks.

I like your dedication.
Now you can complain about international shipping.

My wife Natsuki!

Natsuki!!

I want to do unspeakable things to Monika and her glasses!

Raiho!

B.B isn't Monika, buddy.

...

Quick! Post your cutest Natsukis!

I love Sayori!
I want to be there for her!
I'm going to marry Sayori!
I want to be with Sayori F O R E V E R!

...

...

Reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

See, friends, isn't it nice when we calmly say someone is already on making another thread? We just need to remember to do that so we avoid becoming /feg/

gothsuki gf when

Monika is a hero user. Once I max ascend her to Just Monika no one can stop her.

...

But every Natsuki is the cutest Natsuki!

Monika stop being a bitch and continue with the spooks

user what did I tell you about posting that image

I wanna have cute babies with Gothsuki.

We're already /feg/

Yuri introducing Natsuki to TMBG to try and bridge the gap between their styles!

youtube.com/watch?v=bJav_NtEtok

Sayori is for
>Friendship
>Hugging
>Protecting
>Handholding
>Cuddling
>Loving
>Loving
>Loving
>Missing

Hanging out with Sayori more often!
Telling her she means a lot!
Kissing Sayori!
Taking Sayori's virginity!
Leaving the room to clean up!
Sayori getting curious and going through your phone!
Sayori seeing the lewd texts from Natsuki!
Sayori getting extremely jealous!
Sayori trying to win your true affection!
Sayori binding her breasts so they become smaller!
Sayori dying her hair pink but messing up and making it green!
Telling Sayori she looks awful!
Breaking up with Sayori!
Dating Natsuki instead!
Smooching Natsuki in the club room!
Noticing Sayori hasn't come to school recently!

Tomorrow, Do not come near the Van Pelt Library and the nearby Levy Park in Pennsylvania

>Cucking

I'm glad you brought that up.

This song makes me think of Yuri in Act 2:
youtube.com/watch?v=mrc9siok3IU

>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A MALLGOTH NATSUKI GF
>SHE WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR WEARING DESIGNER BRANDS
>YOU WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF HER FOR BEING SO SAD
>BOTH OF YOU WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF THE CHADS AND STACYS IN THE MALL
>YOU BOTH WILL NEVER GO INTO THE MUSIC STORE AND RECOMMEND ALBUMS FOR EACH OTHER
>YOU BOTH WILL NEVER GO INTO THE ARCADE AND HAVE ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR YOUTHS TOGETHER

FUCK I WANT THIS NOW

I need Monika to smother me with her fat, meaty thighs already

Imagine this, but replacing Sayori with Monika and Natsuki with Yuri.

>youth
Ahahahahahaha
That's such a funny joke, user!

We all do, user... We all do.

Ok faggots! now this time am getting a flower field to spend time with Monika or all of you get punched in the dick!

user what u doin

N-nice poem, user...

I'm going there and you can't stop me.
Someone will probabl call the cops.

Forcing Sayori into a burqa!

Do you want to try that one again

I swear to god if you're even remotely serious you're a massive piece of shit. If you're going to check out there's no reason to bring anyone else with you. Be a real man and conduct personal business in private.

Sayori will be waiting for you.

DELETE THIS

>new thread
>can finally post Yuri again
Time to use up the image limit for my doki again!

Not him but it's not fair for them to not feel pain too.
They should.
They're responsible.

I just want hanging out at the mall to be a thing again...

Here user, before you go, here's a number I'd like you to call.
1-800-273-TALK (8255)

>Implying she wouldn't willingly wear one for you.

OPEN THE STORE TO CANADA DAN

ITS RIGHT BESIDE YOU IT CANT BE THAT HARD

LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONOPOLY MONEY FOR WAIFU KEYCHAINS

>posting smt
>mentioning flower field
Are you and Monika honoring the memory of Kaneko?

>The state of DDLC discord

You got this without the boob window?

Class: Caster
Servant: Monika

STR: E
END: A
AGL: D
MAG: B
LCK: E
NP: EX

Skills:
Battle Continuation [A]: Monika is able to continue existing even after being deleted from existence for a short while.
Madness Enhancing [D]: Monika can induce Berserker status in an enemy Servant, raising their parameters by one but enhancing their most negative personality traits.

Noble Phantasm:
Source Code Manipulation: Ten Minutes of Python (B)
Anti-Personnel
Monika is able, with some concentration, to outright delete any Servant lacking sufficient Battle Continuation or Magic Resistance.

Your Reality: An Eternity With My Love (EX)
Barrier
Monika can, at any time, bring herself and her Master from the present plane of reality into a custom space wherein time does not pass. She is also able to utilize Source Code Manipulation freely from this closed space.

uh oh

Say hello to Kaneko once you make it!

Why are the Dokis so fucking cute?

Your waifu wouldn't be very happy with you, user.

Are you fucking gay?

Unironically kill yourself.
And only yourself.

I hope you're just doing this for (you)'s otherwise take sayorifriends advice

>Claims that he's not the maniac.
>Says something only a maniac would say.

>discord is garbage
Oh wow I'm so surprised.

Before clicking that I was half expecting this: youtube.com/watch?v=D9bjtyDQEUA

Which is probably too obvious. Any particular part of your song that jumped out as an unintended parallel?

thread is a lot better, userbase is worse
no really every single general I browse there's this faggot spamming random fate characters

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The Person Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

This but with Yuri.

This raccoon absolutely love Yuri!
This raccoon needs more Yuri!

And a few others too.
Thanks for the encouragement.
>only one person is allowed go be upset about the world and try to speak his own mind too
Dumbass.
Besides, I'm not just going to say "hey, I'll attack this area" so it gets secured.
It's better to act in your own time without sharing any information.
Adieu.

Fuck off Monika.

Hope your file gets corrupted or something.

What if I break these rules hotshot? What then?

>someone used my image for the threadly reminder

th-thanks

Hoy, she's just trying to be nice.

I wonder if the fbi are actually dumb enough not to be monitoring for posts like after the last dude got away with it.

>suiciding anons
>now edgelord shooters
Man, this place is going downhill fast.

Damn it Veeky Forums. I would be able to tell if this was serious anywhere else

I used to do this with my "then gf" for almost 2 years.

Time flies when you think about it.

>caster with that kind of NP
>no Territory Creation
?

would you make lunch for natsuki and hide a cupcake underneath all the other items so she finds it last as a special surprise

We will be very disappointed in you.

>normal sized boobies
oh no
what happened to cause this tragedy

youtube.com/watch?v=sqUXIRa8fMU

The vast majority of posts like that were meme'ing for a while so they'd have to be keeping an eye on a lot of the site back then

What's next? suicide boom boomers?

No need to be so hostile, Natsukifriend. Monika just wants the best for all of us.

>implying they'd venture outside of /b/ or /pol/
Only major shit that happens is in NSFW boards, they wouldn't care about video game generals unless if for a later investigation.

holy shit

Check out this Nutsucky!

i question the idea of hiding a cupcake underneath other things, would it not be subsequently crushed

But yes absolutely

>adieu

Totally redundant. Her NP is the ultimate territory creation. Why would you even want a workshop in shitty reality when you can chill in Monikaland?

The 'some of you guys are alright' post was on /r9k/ though.

It's in a separate Tupperware