the store may be open but that will not stp me every thread.
Nolan Lee
I'm going to summon Monika for the next grail war
John Perry
>I was only 35 years old >I loved Monika so much, I had all the KEYCHAINS and fanart >I pray to Monika every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given >"Monika is love" I say; “Monika is life” >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Monika >I called him a cunt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I’m crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it’s really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It’s Monika >I am so happy >She whispers into my ear “I will always love you.” >Se grabs me with her powerful 2D hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I’m ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Monika >She penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Monika >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against her force >I want to please Monika >She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love >My dad walks in >Monika looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s Just Monika now.” >Monika leaves through my window >Monika is love. Monika is life.
I like your dedication. Now you can complain about international shipping.
Jason Cook
My wife Natsuki!
Nathaniel Robinson
Natsuki!!
Sebastian Howard
I want to do unspeakable things to Monika and her glasses!
Bentley Jenkins
Raiho!
Carter Wright
B.B isn't Monika, buddy.
Nathaniel Anderson
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Oliver Price
Quick! Post your cutest Natsukis!
Robert Robinson
I love Sayori! I want to be there for her! I'm going to marry Sayori! I want to be with Sayori F O R E V E R!
Joshua Sanders
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Ayden Allen
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Grayson Cook
Reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
Ian Baker
See, friends, isn't it nice when we calmly say someone is already on making another thread? We just need to remember to do that so we avoid becoming /feg/
Kayden Brown
gothsuki gf when
Luke Nguyen
Monika is a hero user. Once I max ascend her to Just Monika no one can stop her.
Angel Rogers
...
Nathaniel Roberts
But every Natsuki is the cutest Natsuki!
Lincoln Richardson
Monika stop being a bitch and continue with the spooks
Henry Powell
user what did I tell you about posting that image
Tyler Ramirez
I wanna have cute babies with Gothsuki.
Benjamin Robinson
We're already /feg/
Eli Long
Yuri introducing Natsuki to TMBG to try and bridge the gap between their styles!
Sayori is for >Friendship >Hugging >Protecting >Handholding >Cuddling >Loving >Loving >Loving >Missing
Nolan Campbell
Hanging out with Sayori more often! Telling her she means a lot! Kissing Sayori! Taking Sayori's virginity! Leaving the room to clean up! Sayori getting curious and going through your phone! Sayori seeing the lewd texts from Natsuki! Sayori getting extremely jealous! Sayori trying to win your true affection! Sayori binding her breasts so they become smaller! Sayori dying her hair pink but messing up and making it green! Telling Sayori she looks awful! Breaking up with Sayori! Dating Natsuki instead! Smooching Natsuki in the club room! Noticing Sayori hasn't come to school recently!
Xavier Hill
Tomorrow, Do not come near the Van Pelt Library and the nearby Levy Park in Pennsylvania
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A MALLGOTH NATSUKI GF >SHE WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR WEARING DESIGNER BRANDS >YOU WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF HER FOR BEING SO SAD >BOTH OF YOU WILL NEVER MAKE FUN OF THE CHADS AND STACYS IN THE MALL >YOU BOTH WILL NEVER GO INTO THE MUSIC STORE AND RECOMMEND ALBUMS FOR EACH OTHER >YOU BOTH WILL NEVER GO INTO THE ARCADE AND HAVE ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR YOUTHS TOGETHER
FUCK I WANT THIS NOW
Tyler Turner
I need Monika to smother me with her fat, meaty thighs already
William Bell
Imagine this, but replacing Sayori with Monika and Natsuki with Yuri.
Easton Bell
>youth Ahahahahahaha That's such a funny joke, user!
Ryder Baker
We all do, user... We all do.
Tyler Hall
Ok faggots! now this time am getting a flower field to spend time with Monika or all of you get punched in the dick!
Asher Martinez
user what u doin
Xavier Barnes
N-nice poem, user...
Brody Anderson
I'm going there and you can't stop me. Someone will probabl call the cops.
Wyatt Foster
Forcing Sayori into a burqa!
Asher Long
Do you want to try that one again
Jose Hill
I swear to god if you're even remotely serious you're a massive piece of shit. If you're going to check out there's no reason to bring anyone else with you. Be a real man and conduct personal business in private.
Jose Smith
Sayori will be waiting for you.
Levi Johnson
DELETE THIS
Gavin King
>new thread >can finally post Yuri again Time to use up the image limit for my doki again!
Jeremiah Harris
Not him but it's not fair for them to not feel pain too. They should. They're responsible.
Nicholas Sanchez
I just want hanging out at the mall to be a thing again...
Elijah Jackson
Here user, before you go, here's a number I'd like you to call. 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
Adrian Smith
>Implying she wouldn't willingly wear one for you.
William Brooks
OPEN THE STORE TO CANADA DAN
ITS RIGHT BESIDE YOU IT CANT BE THAT HARD
LET ME GIVE YOU MY MONOPOLY MONEY FOR WAIFU KEYCHAINS
Isaiah Wilson
>posting smt >mentioning flower field Are you and Monika honoring the memory of Kaneko?
Daniel Diaz
>The state of DDLC discord
Cooper Wood
You got this without the boob window?
Nathan Cook
Class: Caster Servant: Monika
STR: E END: A AGL: D MAG: B LCK: E NP: EX
Skills: Battle Continuation [A]: Monika is able to continue existing even after being deleted from existence for a short while. Madness Enhancing [D]: Monika can induce Berserker status in an enemy Servant, raising their parameters by one but enhancing their most negative personality traits.
Noble Phantasm: Source Code Manipulation: Ten Minutes of Python (B) Anti-Personnel Monika is able, with some concentration, to outright delete any Servant lacking sufficient Battle Continuation or Magic Resistance.
Your Reality: An Eternity With My Love (EX) Barrier Monika can, at any time, bring herself and her Master from the present plane of reality into a custom space wherein time does not pass. She is also able to utilize Source Code Manipulation freely from this closed space.
Joseph Perez
uh oh
Luke Diaz
Say hello to Kaneko once you make it!
Christopher Gutierrez
Why are the Dokis so fucking cute?
Jace Reed
Your waifu wouldn't be very happy with you, user.
David Gonzalez
Are you fucking gay?
Leo Baker
Unironically kill yourself. And only yourself.
Michael Moore
I hope you're just doing this for (you)'s otherwise take sayorifriends advice
Kevin Hernandez
>Claims that he's not the maniac. >Says something only a maniac would say.
Which is probably too obvious. Any particular part of your song that jumped out as an unintended parallel?
Christian Phillips
thread is a lot better, userbase is worse no really every single general I browse there's this faggot spamming random fate characters
Sebastian Hall
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking - Self Harm - Suicide and Suicide Attempts - Substance Abuse (Any) - Waifu Wars - Waifu Bullying - Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not Doing Your Best To Be The Person Your Waifu Would Like - Staying Up Late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Parker Rogers
This but with Yuri.
Oliver Murphy
This raccoon absolutely love Yuri! This raccoon needs more Yuri!
Leo Taylor
And a few others too. Thanks for the encouragement. >only one person is allowed go be upset about the world and try to speak his own mind too Dumbass. Besides, I'm not just going to say "hey, I'll attack this area" so it gets secured. It's better to act in your own time without sharing any information. Adieu.
Nolan Torres
Fuck off Monika.
Hope your file gets corrupted or something.
Parker Perez
What if I break these rules hotshot? What then?
Ayden Johnson
>someone used my image for the threadly reminder
th-thanks
Noah Watson
Hoy, she's just trying to be nice.
Ayden Davis
I wonder if the fbi are actually dumb enough not to be monitoring for posts like after the last dude got away with it.
Parker Jenkins
>suiciding anons >now edgelord shooters Man, this place is going downhill fast.
Benjamin Powell
Damn it Veeky Forums. I would be able to tell if this was serious anywhere else
John Lopez
I used to do this with my "then gf" for almost 2 years.
Time flies when you think about it.
Hudson Mitchell
>caster with that kind of NP >no Territory Creation ?
Owen Wood
would you make lunch for natsuki and hide a cupcake underneath all the other items so she finds it last as a special surprise
Ayden Nguyen
We will be very disappointed in you.
Brayden Rivera
>normal sized boobies oh no what happened to cause this tragedy
The vast majority of posts like that were meme'ing for a while so they'd have to be keeping an eye on a lot of the site back then
What's next? suicide boom boomers?
Christopher Butler
No need to be so hostile, Natsukifriend. Monika just wants the best for all of us.
Lincoln Powell
>implying they'd venture outside of /b/ or /pol/ Only major shit that happens is in NSFW boards, they wouldn't care about video game generals unless if for a later investigation.
Nathan Scott
holy shit
Carter White
Check out this Nutsucky!
Ryder Ramirez
i question the idea of hiding a cupcake underneath other things, would it not be subsequently crushed
But yes absolutely
Thomas Lee
>adieu
Jaxon Green
Totally redundant. Her NP is the ultimate territory creation. Why would you even want a workshop in shitty reality when you can chill in Monikaland?
Camden Jenkins
The 'some of you guys are alright' post was on /r9k/ though.