/pdg/ PAYDAY, PAYDAY 2, & RAID too, I guess

They are probably setting up a sequel bait for Payday 3 to start the DLC cycle all over again.

Reminder that Jimmy players need to be gassed. Even worse than Sydney autists which is really saying something

"THE LOCKE OUTSMARTED YOU AGAIN..FO SHO !"

jimmy a shit but they're not even close to being as bad as shitney

>Locke assassination heist
>You finally catch up to Locke
>He reveals the reason for the betrayal
>suddenly ambush by murkywater
>New objective: Save Locke!
>Locke heister

#Lockeforsure

>Tfw driving anything faster than a forklift
Was the engine for this game REALLY going to be used in a racing game?

yes

So, what's your wishlist for a Payday 3?

Same as Payday 2 but with actual effort put into improving it.

Animations for picking up bags, lockpicking doors ect.

bigger heists, more stuff to spend money on

return to pd:th aka not dogshit

What are the chances Stoic is going to be nerfed into the ground?
Getting 25% damage reduction and 25% healing?
This shit is better than dodge, do we have to have the suicide medic bag meta?
Trashly stop your anal masturbation and stop them.

A better engine.
DLC with weapons and characters from previous game free for people who already owned them, like how they did with the Wolf Pack.
Character costumization.
More complex and meaningful heists like in PD:TH and RAID.

That's not even remotely a solution, the solution is summarily executing Jules then rebalancing ALL weapons then rebalacing Mayhem, DW, and OD around those weapons.

The game should be like DW 2014, a.k.a. difficult but doable and not constant cheesing. It's common knowledge that OD is not fun at all, nobody but contrarian retards play it for ""fun"". Right now, all you do on OD is try to speedrun the heist, abuse swan song, and use medic bags. The game literally consists of nothing more than that, it's lame as fuck.

I cannot stress this enough, Jules needs to be fired for Payday 3 if they want the game to be fun.

sorta agreeing with this, when DW came out it was a lot like +145 from PDTH, hell maybe even more forgiving, imo currently crime spree is the way to play the game, you want to speedrun heists and on higher sprees you may want to back out into lobby to respec your skills to plan ahead for the heist you will get.

Well I think a difficulty rebalance is coming eventually, and they will put the Hostage Rescue Team back. You know, a thing they couldn't fix because the damage was broken so they removed it.

>host OD counterfeit
>lvl 0-53 joins, goes down twice and straight into custody, complains and leaves
What the fuck was he thinking?

What the fuck were you thinking not using NGBTO? On top of that, how is he supposed to know to not join when nothing gives him any information on this subject whatsoever? You're fucking retarded.

Fuck off akan

I dunno about rebalancing OD.

OVK made OD specifically to spite everyone bitching that DW became too easy. They have zero reason to care about whether we enjoy OD and/or whether it's doable.

They balance and design the game around OVK. They don't give a shit about the higher difficulties. Because they can't play them.

Oh fuck right off, anyone with half a brain should realize that joining a server on the highest difficulty is not a good idea

Only hours left before they reveal neither Diamond Heist or No mercy, just a boat version of the Biker train mission

Please tell me where exactly that game gives you the information that skulls correlate to difficulty, especially when crime.net's interface is so cluttered and has zero clarity whatsoever.

>where does the game tell you skulls correlate with difficulty
Uh, how about absolutely fucking everywhere?

God damn Goldfarb was a narcissistic ass that contributed little to the game, hope his next project fails terribly

Please enlighten me on where directly it tells you this vital piece of information in the cluttered interface of Payday 2.

You will see.

Just curious, do you get creeped out by all the Anons that want to fuck you?

Nobody wants to fuck him you retard, they're memeing

owned

kek

Do you guys think the Payday gang has big orgies in the safehouse?

gay

No, but Hoxton hate-fucks Clover on the daily

I'd like to cuddle with her

>her
baito

sydney has probably fucked all of the heisters

sallad, dragan, jacketo, jiro and wick is smart enough to avoid turboaids

Her number is at least 100 minimum

What are you, gay?

Are you?

holy mother of man hands!

Are there even pictures of Trashlys face?

Who needs face when the fuckboi got legs

t. jacketfag

It's about time.
Post Trashly legs, NOW!

t. draganfag

Wrong

Alright, everyone except Dallas, Houston, Chains, Hoxton and Clover are cancer.

>houston

>Clover
That's not Bonnie

raid nazi store

Are there even pictures of Trashlys legs?

>dragan is cancer
>wolf is cancer
>bonnie is cancer
cmon son

Who do you play, lad? DONACDUM XD?

Clover is cancer too, and there's nothing wrong with Wolf.

she posted a pic of her legs in thigh highs once

>she
fuck off trashley

>wolf
>...

That has nothing to do with the character itself, kill yourself.

back from what is literally my daily ban
YES Veeky Forums mods THIS is a post about VIDEO GAYME
now
look at these funni screenshots i took with my game r hand (mostly me getting called a cheater cos im so FUCKING GOOD)

>Balasquan cheel on death wish
>totally legit boosted XXVirgin says "cover me retard"
>literally raking kills in front of him, the only reason hes fucking dying is because hes using shit skills and a ballistic vest
I know this is probably for the fact he played with people who are actually good but he never picked up on what to do
just got to xxv in a few hours and thought thatll do
even worse
>after a while there come the cheater accusations, since Im not going down and Im killing everything
>cops are responding too, looking at me and shooting at me, I have lost health and armor
>starts asking me about my build
>goes in custody
kek. Love pwning these newbaloobs

People are genuinely having conniptions over PAYDAY MASTAH. I met some fans in a random game even. I keep getting recognized. People joining streams and raiding them and pwning them for me.. Payday mastah is stronger than ever.

using cookie cutter builds is just as bad as a carried noob, dumbass shitter

>using cookie cutter builds
What the fuck is a cookie cutter? You mean the FAKs you utter fucking retard? Imagine bringing ammo or meds. I dont even HAVE to bring a fucking deployable, those 2 I have missing were literally placed FOR HIM. You are not very bright
also
faks will keep you from going down
youre the guy who brings 2 med bags on overkill and goes down 20 times and uses them all up
literally embarrassing as fuck you doltish cunt

Dont give this retard (you)s

>people still reply and try to refute THE payday master
How can you even compete ? When will you learn?

Typical mindset after getting fondled and raped by your fucking uncle/dad/man living on the street
>IF I DONT LOOK AT HIM OR PRETEND TO NOT NOTICE HIM HE WILL GO AWAY
>YOU DONT EXIST
guess what
>still get fucked in your underage ass
>STILL got PWNED BY TAH MASTAH!
I am a god at this game and NOTHING will make me go away from this general, and I mean NOTHING.

easy shitter, no need to get your panties in a bunch
in case you also don't know what that means
>get (one's) panties in a bunch. To become overly upset or emotional over something, especially that which is trivial or unimportant.

Wanting (you)s this hard

There exists no such thing in payday 2
also you're so fucking cringey I can't take it
you're using obfuscatory autist terms and having autistic paroxysms over the fact Im using FAKs or something
t. goes down 20 times on ovk
>UR JUST ATTENTION HURRR HUNGRY DURRR XD
your iq is equivalent to your fucking shoe size, isnt it

How many chromosomes do you have? Lmfao

You still arnt getting the (you)

>cookie cutter
>obfuscatory autist term
okay retard

Obviously more than you, fucking troglodyte.

Not even my fucking reply but ok
>cringey reddit memes he found on IFUNNY
did uncle fuck you a little to hard now?
you never said what its referring to, I just took a guess and explained why its for people who know how to play the game
AKA nobody except PAYDAY MASTA
if Im not going down getting most kills doing literally all the objectives and pwning noobs like you what does it make me, besides your ideal father?
I get whats going on.
If you are genuinely asspained at payday MASTAH then you indeed have a freudian complex, you see, I am the ideal player. I am the father you never had. You WANT me to cuck you quite literally. You fantasize about me pinning down your mother/sister and then come here and try to cast aspersions in a pathetic attempt to try to befoul the name of the masta and calumniate me.
That said, more pwning incoming. Be prepared m8. Dont get sad when your little butthole gets rekt

thanks for the (You)s, idiots

suck my cock dude

You just keep telling yourself that. But I KNOW what MY goal is. Youll see. The next big pwn will be insane. Itll be much more than invading mods lobbies, evading bans and pwning frickin newbs, they are nothing. Meer ridiculousness.
Bain and I have our eyes on a new contract called "the pwnering"... least I can say is its more pwning than anything youve seen from me before.

Whatever Rust

Rust BEAR daddy and sokol TWINk porn

can we fucking ban this guy x4

you can ban me from here, but you cant ban me from FUCKIN YO MOMAH YUH YUH
FUCKIN YO MOMMA
AM FUCKIN YO
MOMMUH
AND SHE SUCKIN ON THAT TOOTSIE
20 INCH TOOTSIE BY THA GRAAAAYM
YO MOMMA SUCKIN DIX BY THA GRAAAYM

Thoughts on THE DUKE? I like his suit and the fact he could probably be a history professor.

i think he is one of the most uninspired heisters

yeah he is a little bland at the moment, but he could potentially BE better, tho at least he isn't too annoying like some of the others.

I sort of like it, but agree. I imagine Overkill picked the safest choice possible since so many entries were such trash.

feels like old time mobster