/ss13g/ - spessmen in a spess

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>serb besieged by TG immigrants. What is going on?
>failed AME dump, jesus christ how horrifying
>superb railgun memes

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/30772
github.com/tgstation/tgstation13.org/pull/32
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Giving a pod a cargo hold and diamond drill
>Allowing the pod to load non-ore cargo

but muh pod fights

We can have pod lasers/energy cannnons/railguns too user.

>not giving it a sleeper pod and rcd
>not going off to make your own dungeon fortress station filled with buttbots with bros

>be sitting around, station time 12:40 with no signs of muh valids
>suddenly a syndicate shuttle slams into the station
>sec pours in to get dem valids
>no valids
>suddenly the other side of the station blows up as a swarm of syndie cannon equipped pods swarm in
>syndie shuttle explodes taking out sec team

Pods with mech shit could be fun.

Except they'd totally invalidate mechs because they're way way WAY faster than even a human, so the dodge game would be too strong

Imagine the syndicate wheelchair but it shoots lasers and you don't know right away if it's hostile or not because it's not red and terrifying

Could just introduce a speed decrease for every component added. Arent mechs like, triple the durability anyway? Im sure theres simple ways to balance it out.

Good luck trying to aim when you get to other z-level by simply pressing button once

>syndicate wheelchair
why have I never seen this

Because it was nerfed into oblivion for being absurdly robust.
Seriously, the thing walked all over security teams and broke bones like nothing else.

Syndie wheelchair was robust, easy to use, and more importantly, abused by certain individuals to the extent that everyone hated it.
You never see it because anyone who uses it gets shat on by everyone nowdays.
Blame the people who abused it.

Thanks Reica Carter/Strawberrytan

Imagine if eswords automatically stabbed people you walked into
now imagine if they had no cooldown on being able to do that.
that was syndie wheelchairs

I remember being able to survive them only as a cluwne

They could kill diona in matter of seconds, and they were dealing brute damage.
This shit was way too strong, paired with creatine you were unkillable

jesus christ how horrifying

the worst part is that it isnt even just thread exageration
it was literally basically no cooldown esword slashes, and for a while even blocked taser shots.

The one time I saw it a guy literally just ran us over repeatedly and killed like five people in what seemed like an insteant. This was a long time ago though

Is it safe?

is it secret?

>CE dying
>Run at him with hypospray
>He runs away
>Later, see mime hurt on shuttle
>Give a little dose of DD and dex+ from the hypo
>Walk away as mime activates E-Implant
I wish I did that on purpose.

I was gonna blow up at some time in that shuttle ride, might as well been then

You did take out the sleepers, which made my job a lot harder.

>Spawn in
>Get killed
wowo thx

Is the ftl13 even worth playing?

No. The main thing it has going for it is the server being very smooth feeling; but vg beats it at that. Otherwise its just extremely dumbed down to the point where there is nothing to do.

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

>2561
>walk into bar
>space the jukebox

>2561
>walk into bar
>Vidya 4 playlist is playing

>2561
>walk into bar
>ahelp "help admin jukebox is grifing me"
>get turned into a jukebox
>people play the worst songs on me
dont want to spoil it but i die at the end

>2561
>walk into bar
>suddenly get spitroasted by an army of clown goblins
>then I get buttfucked by an assistant with a supercharged makeshift stunprod

>2561
>new names for the hit list just came in
>walk into dorms
>valid all WFUs and static namers

...

>2561
>husbando still won't catch my eye even after I unwrench the juje

Have you tried singing an acapella version of Battle of Lil Slugger?

>2561
>Can't play as skeletons anymore
>Die inside

>2525
>man is still alive

>''(Premium) controlled release pill bottle: 2''
how do i premium items? wiki says you can get these from med med vendors. its listed seperately to hacked items

Coin

Put coins in the machine

coin.

>Take pizza box off cargo's pizza pile
>Take out pizza
>Put empty box back on pizza pile
A N T A G O N I Z E D

Get a coin. Use cable coil on coin. Use coin on vendor.

>be a mouse
>eat food
>pray squeek
>the big nibbler squeeks back and turns me into the big cheese gobbler.
>am big mouse now
>eat so much i explode

>Become PAI
>Am greeted with pic related
>Am sidekick of bird on a mission to steal data for a trinity AI core system in need of information.

No other game can beat this.

Thanks. Guess I need to start mining.

You have to eat all these vegetables or I'll flare gun you

Chococoins work too.
You can also put a string on coins for multiple uses (depends on how much the RNG likes you)

you're one evil person

C H O C O

An actual use for money. How rare

>he doesn't know
t. empties his ATM account every round

Simpler times

I really like how Spessmen is more or less a gift economy.

not that guy but just letting you know posts that begin with
>he doesn't know
make me really angry so stop and thanks

>he hasn't seen it
lmao

fuck you

Not really, doctors are getting paid by the corporation to work on station. Any service they give out is free because it's not the patients that pay, it's their common employer. Furthermore, since there's no actual need for money beyond luxury items and there's no long term needs that need to be fulfilled. It's a weird system that arose naturally from player interaction and the super simplified economy, I'm sure an economist would find it interesting as an hypothetical. I wonder if some economists took a look at multiplayer game's economies to try and find interesting insight into what happens when you remove real world problems (like death) from the equation.

eat shit yahir

TF2's economy has been studied iirc, but it's more about the virutal goodies rather than the player interactions.
I was talking how miners, science, service and basically everyone works for free, because they expect people to do the same.
Mechanics upgrading Medbay is a good example of this.

It's like a tribal society, strangely. Everyone cooperates for free, because there's not enough complexities to necessitate a currency, also because it's more complicated to pay for a service, than it is to just give a service in return for one. I wonder if we could re-create a SS13 society in real life. Stick 30 or so people in a closed off complex, guarantee basic necessities, including privacy should they want it, ensure them they'll never need to prepare for future needs once they get out (this is most likely the huge sticking point) and give them basic jobs to accomplish.

Here's something funny. I often offer to pay cash to Cargo and Botany for giving me shit I want.
Despite them not needing money, and, in fact, having no use whatsoever for the money I give them, they are still more willing than before.
How come?

Arcologies and habitation engineering. It's a very interesting field. The perfect study is the Whittier, Alaska, a town that exists inside an apartment block.

Cargo does have use for money since it has the luxury item dispenser and all botanist players are dicks.

Everyone loves getting stuff, especially if it's for doing something they'd be doing anyway. If I was paid to masturbate all day in my basement, I'd be doing it even more.

They see you roleplaying and it surprises them - positively.

lifeweb is up, guys

Well, not really, they're never really growing the plants I need when I get there.
It'd be more like if I paid you to masturbate with your opposite hand and the payment is expired coupons.

gay

Definitely possible in real life but would require a small group (less than 50-75) and maybe living in some sort of situation where it's "We all work together or we all die alone" every week.

game is fun

Traitor greentext get! Didn't even die violently to whatever killed the borg

Bagel is worst map after Bus

I bodyblocked an antag into a corner in AI core to prevent human harm, only for it to have an esword and wrench anyways

>Goof tries to save TG
>TG's c*llabs close his PR despite popular support because of their catgirl fetishes
github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/30772

This is why you don't allow the waifus to obtain power.

github.com/tgstation/tgstation13.org/pull/32

>pjb saving Veeky Forums yet again
YCLAT ON SUICIDE WATCH

Absolutely pathetic and immature, as expected
I am by no means a TGfugee and I do think they are cancer but this is just cheap drama for the sake of drama

why does doctormad want it closed so much? because he was banned for lol i

Why is TG being niggers about a simple request? Why must brothers fight?

This shouldn't be drama, we don't allow links to our server external from Veeky Forums. Why is MSO trying to threaten us over this shit?

>MSO
you answered yourself

>Also, my suggestion would be to drop the subject before I start creating big bold links on every page saying to not go to Veeky Forums
The fuck kinda threat even is this

>links to our server external from Veeky Forums
Can you find me where it is explicitly said?
From ss13.moe:
>Whether you're new or a veteran, we invite you to jump in.

Did you already forget when the guy who did a video on SS13 - Veeky Forumsstation especially - got banned?

>Can suffer hull breaches that require to be repaired from the outside
>They're only allowed to use certain weapons and items
>EMPs can stop them from moving and firing energy weapons

There, fixed.

We have asked the ss13 subreddit mods to remove any links to our server going back 2+ years now.

>deadmingoldsteelforkillingpomf
what did he mean by this?

The war has a few regiments, basically.

Veeky Forums shitters making a mountain out of a molehill again, nice dying community

...

>not a new IP
jesus christ drloli
just in case anyone needed proof that permabanned shitters actively shitpost in the thread

>dr child pornography

Ha is this a joke?

Yes, and Veeky Forums is still mentioned. Just not the IP.

He was unbanned after, and banning him was autism

I am a minority here and I don't want to argue with people, but the SS13 community is so small that it's safe to say everyone who is not deaf will hear about our server sooner or later.

I agree that it was dumb, but not wanting direct links to the server's BYOND address isn't a new thing

My wife plays ss13 and she's never heard of Veeky Forums until I told her about it and she joined in february then got banned.

Because we don't care about being MENTIONED, we care about links to our server.

If someone wants to go through the effort to look up Veeky Forums and find the thread and use our link here, more power to them. But we have no wish to encourage people to join our server without at least seeing the thread to find the link first.

your wife sounds like a shitter

>wife
You're either lying or a normie

This is more or less how I got here, so I get the reasoning.
At first I thought the request was a bit rude, but now I am convinced. Playing here should feel more like a privilege than a right.

fucking beautiful
What CE managed this?