Dota 2 General - /d2g/

TIME TO GROW UP (BY BUYING A MERCEDES) EDITION

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/31846/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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anime

Remember to shitpost and buy a Mercedes.

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1st for #Kaidota

Earthshaker butt!

>ads on my /d2g/
fuck off shill

>october 2017
>still no mercedes hero
dotards?

nth for growing up

what the fuck is up with eg and jakiro? are they fucking retarded?

What is your autistic need to make every fucking OP?

>captain's mode
>completely outdraft and destroy enemy brainlets
is there a better feeling dotards?

grow up

Free Catalonia!!!

feed me patch notes

COMFORT PICK
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nth for our guy EE

900 memes early

eg jakiro thwo pick incoming

What if I can't afford a Mercedes?

if he didnt capitalize previously on /d2g/ i wouldnt mind. But currently im trying to doxx him so i can punch the shit out of him irl

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

MERCE

I want to pet a bun

>if he didnt capitalize previously on /d2g/ i wouldnt mind
I will make that adjustment for my future OPs.

Liquid lost? Lol

are you jealous you can't put your autistic memes up anymore?

ZIB ZOB BIB BOB HAHAAA :DDD

EE playing
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>HE CAPITALIZES WORDS REEEEEEEEEE
user, i think you might be the autistic one

how to obtain Beastmaster mode? I cant afford mercedes

oh shit EE got reinforcements! eg.secret.liquid.BULBA is there to help him lose and look bad

This is actually a different OP, i'm the real one I would put a fucking shitty meme pic in the OP this is the reason I'm doing it so you fucks stop using trash fucking pics

Is Fnatic a SEA team or a NA team?

I hope Fnatic take at least one game and don't get stomped twice. I wanna see some stupid EE vs. RTZ gameplay.

a shit team

SEA
that said most their fanbase is NA

SVG god vs LULba

wonder who is better

so they're NA, got it

anime!!

Its anime team

Veeky Forums is literally built on autistic memes
stop trying to redditify everything

>tfw Storm Spirit is Bill Cosby
youtube.com/watch?v=wV6woV2BQzY

RTZ HAIRCUT ONE OF THE 5 STOOGES

>I would

wouldn't*

>Heh, you call that a throw, kid? *adjusts glasses* I'll show you a throw

you give you's the resident autist, you're doing god's work

i really hate the girl thinks its cute being clumsy or acting more stupid than you are meme

why do they think guys like that?

Luna!

EE cant lose

When PPD coming back?

BULBA?

you can clearly see ohaiyou is the alpha in this team and he's the one pounding pld's asshole at night

is that a boy

rʇz is playing I repeat this is not a dill

rʇz is playing

>punished "venom" sam

I want Luna to feed me a steady diet of turds from her shitchute.

yes, has a phallus and you're gay if you lust after a man

ome guys like it because it makes them feel superior, which tickles the primitive, sex part of their brain

>THE ARM BAND ON FEAR BECAUSE OF HIS INJURIES

shut it down

Did they give all the players free haircuts/makeup? Fear looks like a model and rtc looks less JUSTed.

I thought you'd never ask!

>fear is going to kill himself trying to carry shartour
His sacrifice will not be forgotten

Is Spirit Breaker balanced?

>Fear looks like a model
But fear always looks great.

i love arteezy

fear has a gf
artour just has groupies i think

its not like they have a choice on not being useless retards

if EE loses with necro i will go on every single instance of EE being called good i see and call him a shitter

fear has a womens touch in his life now
ofc he isnt going to look like a neckbeard anymore

Entire Fnatic is just ...shit

stop doubting our guy EE

>Fear no longer looks like a based dad but like some faggot numale

Arteezy is my boyfriend actually.

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>nobody posts what he looks like now

stop posting meme in abyss

>4 minutes
>no FB

semen slurping e-sport

dota is such a trash game lmao

I still dont get how you try 2v2 with lich as your supp. LV 1 lich isnt even that good for 2v2 mid

>4:01
>double kill
haters btfo

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XCALULBUR

what a dog shit tournament lmao

Is this BO1?

Reminder that at the very least, dota isnt a safe space gulag

No, it's Bo3 today

admin
come!

wait when the fuck did team monkey get ee and diediedie

what team was ee on that imploded and with who

im so confus

>instead of just banning people valve send them to concentration camps

yeah....much better

>what team was ee on that imploded
Are you surprised?

>sharteezy forces Fear to come back and becomes punished Fear. A man robbed of his retirement.

Wrong pic

3/0 CS LICH

wtf i love valve now

I am beset by painful memories of old mistakes. will watching some esports help?

>get banned for using the word "petty"

Lmao

im retarded sorry i forgot how sacrifice works . kill me fuck

>Like... yes
lmao do they hire twelve year old girls as customer service?

>tfw you don't throw autistic tantrums on every match so you valve doesn't send you to the gulag

you must become a good goy