Crazzzy ideas

Without revealing your money making secrets in full, whats the craziest idea anyone has had to make money, any amount?

>Be me
>Be 60k in debt
>Realize Trump is going to win the election
>Get another 80k of debt, put it on trump to win at 4-1 ish odds
>Clear 250k, go from flat broke to 190k in the black in less than two weeks
>Start using the money to trade shares

Literally crazy.. And fucking worked

what would you have done if he had lost

I don't know if you're retarded or brilliant.

Possibly retarded but hey it's his life. You could argue it was priced or being layed at a +ev price, but whacking on such a massive bet is definitely -ev. People that bet professionally don't consider anything a "sure bet" (outside of fixed events) so anyone defending that argument is fairly clueless (not saying he is).

1. Get in my car.
2. Drive through various towns speeding about 15-19 MPH over speed limit.
3. Keep speeding until get pulled over.
4. At some point during interaction with the cop, say something like “Fuck you pig” or “Fuck the police”.
5. Continue doing this until one of the cops arrests me.
6. Sue the cop and the town.

This plan requires a camera in the car, preferably a few angles. Otherwise it will be your word vs. the cops.

Ethereum at $1 when it was first shilled in January 2016, still holding muh babies

>tfw missed this opportunity because a finance bro said it was a pump and dump

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Congratulations man, jealous

I lost $1500 on PredictIt that day, trying to slowly make it back in low-risk buys. I've recovered $600 so far

I made $530 in profit betting on Trump.

I wish I had bet more but the money I risked was already quite a lot for me seeing as I am a neet with very little income.

> 60k in debt
> get another 80k

>finance bro said...
Your own fault. Don't blame others for your unwillingness to trust yourself. You don't need other people's approval to act.

Invested in QTUM's ICO... Getting to the moon in a year or so.

are you white

you are?


oh

I made 1.2k betting on trump.

good feels desu

I made 10 dollars.

>Be me
>Smoke many weeds
>Dealer lives with a friend atm even tho he has an apartment of his own
>Dealer gets arrested, apartment gets raided.
>Dealers friend is out of town when it happens
>realize the stash must be in friends apartment, and no one is home
>climb onto balcony, door is unlocked
>find 5kg of weed
>sell that shit
>profit
>quit smoking, start investing
>can now afford to move out of moms house
>feelsgudman

Buying kneepads

>apartment gets raided
>still finds 5kg of weed

I have made $17 making dicks.

Not kidding or trolling.

My wife, friends, parents, bosses, etc...

Everyone knows me as and calls me Dickfarmer.

OH MY FUCK I ENVY U

NO BECAUSE U ARE A SAMEFAG PUMP AND DUMP SCAM RUNNING MOD. I SEE YOU. FUCKING KEK. COCKSUCKER SCAM SHITLORD. LITERALLY KYS. AS ALWAYS, SAGE GOES IN ALL KEKWAD DOUBLEFAG SAMESEX HAVING SHITCOIN SPAMS....

Gg FAGGOT

At least I still my vision

Hopefully slit your wrist and die first shitcoin cuck

Theiving cuck

Other ... nvm. Fyckoff tard

Wtf are u saying at me

>saying at me
God bless your soul

When I was still in university I worked as a garbage man during the summer. One task I had was to pick up all the pinecones on a beach. I put all the nice ones in a bag and all the shit ones in the garbage. I then sold bags of pinecones to craft stores or people for 10-20

the stroller really makes this shot what it is in its full potentiality

Cheese grater that grates when pushing both up and down.