/srg/ - Speedrunning General

That Dolphin tranny?

why did you delete?

neither was the original post, even though some retard responded to it with "speedrunning is more popular" as if that's some sort of rebuttal

Holy fuck! The splicer is live!

Why are you following him? Are you part of the clique?

You can't speedrun power-walking simulators.

I'm updating the Hall of Shame. Does anyone have any cheating stories I should include?

why didn't you sage?

Make sure DTD is on there. Also add all of these people who having a private discord to shit on other runners. Pathetic children. These people are also mods. twitter.com/wqqqqwrt/status/923294071006806016

Speedrunning Hall of Shame V1.3
pastebin.com/wxVqESCZ

The ALTTP community is fucking messed up. Why would you hate a guy for ratting out someone who is cheating at your game? Why would you try and cover it up?

>pie getting pissy on twitter because people are calling out day 1 speedrunners

Akikan and WhiteAris's entries share words, is this intentional?

They were exposed at the same time in the same manner.

He is too alpha for them.

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why didn't you sage?

to keep the exposure bumped for all the world to see

reminder toast can't get 1:39

why didn't you sage?

Yeah, he'll reset any run >1:36 pace.

because DTD is chill lmao

why didn't you sage?

thanks for the late response!

DEAD

why didn't you sage?

judenstone will return in december

why didn't you sage?

why didn't YOU sage?

Splicers have no place in speedrunning. Regardless of how they present themselves, they are harmful to the hobby and your little clique circle is not more important.

why didn't you sage?

thanks for the late response!

youtube.com/watch?v=06SqXDs3RrE&t=1m18s

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why didn't you sage?

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Underrated memes of /srg/:
who is we
thanks for the late response
The God Gamer Stigma
de hippie spacing and jinposting in tandem

Overrated memes
monkeyposting
SM64 is the best game ever

About to be Overrated
List of un/true things

Irrelevant
Everything else

Did Cosmo ever finish that little Ocarina of Time documentary project he started?

Think it was about the evolution of its speedrun.

Have you ever personally got a world record on a game? Is it hard to do so?

No
No

>SM64 is the best game ever
Not a meme. SM64 is objectively the best speedgame.

Our Lord and Savior Super Mario Odyssey just came out, so you can stop nuthugging this game.

really makes me think

I want to speedrun but I don't have any skill, RPGs are good for that right?

Yes, but make sure Turbo is allowed or you will injure your hands.

Oh I wouldn't want to hurt my delicate hands, thanks for the tip. Now who's the most unskilled speedrunner I can learn from?

your mom

>my delicate hands
All hands are delicate. Cellular biology doesn't change based on your thoughts, that's not how reality works.

explain hand models

why did you delete?

I tied the world record once but my attempt wasn't recognized

The janitor aligns with splicers too.

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why cant speedrunners take care of business like this guy can?

How much of an autist do you have to be to get pissy about people claiming WR's in "unoptimized" games? How else do you think it's going to get optimized if people don't run it?

>How much of an autist do you have to be to get pissy about people claiming WR's in "unoptimized" games?
a giant autist lmao.

>routing
>practice
>glitch hunting
but no, let's just grindmonkey the fuck out of it lmao

what?

let people play video games the way they want to play them you screeching autist.

This is actually the most efficient method. While other people route and glitchhunt, you are already developing your general ability for the game.
When someone develops a route or finds a glitch, you just copy it and all the time he spent on discovering it was wasted. lol

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why did you delete?

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Krystal about to be exposed:
youtube.com/watch?v=aE1LKegMBIM#t=56m58s

literally noone cares

t. scared alttp clique

i like metroidmcfly

I hate doggymcded

i care.
wq is great!

Thanks for the advice, Eli-san!

thanks for the late response!

Imagine thinking you have a say in how any community runs their game without running the game yourself

such as?

why didn't you sage?

people whining like puss babies about SMRPG allowing turbo.

It is completely acceptable to allow Turbo to prevent hand injuries. In fact it should be the norm.

I agree.

Word.

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I went through zfg's available past broadcasts and checked the counts in the 16 runs that made it to Dampe.
He got first try 4 times, which is a 6.84% chance.
He got first or second try 6 times, which is 6.62% chance.
He had 106 digs in total, which is a 6.24% chance.
zfg's heart piece rate is 15.09%.
The chance that something fishy is going on is over 93%.
I wish there was more data for a more definitive verdict.

There is no known way to manipulate dampe rng, not even with cheats.

myrtv.github.io/#agdq2013

>cosmo's run
>mirrored in the flesh
Where did the now almost 5 years go

>not even with cheats
Anything is possible with cheats, idiot.

Noone said it was impossible. Read the post again.

How difficult can it be to find the responsible memory adress and do a "Hold L to freeze it" code?

Ask the OOT community, I don't fucking know.

entire oot community here, don't ask us

twitter.com/Albrecht084/status/924434084595675136

you're on notice, serg. best behavior or else.

>speedrunner stops working on his WR to play BING BING WAHOO
Defend this.

Why would you need to defend playing a video game?