/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Rylai seems like a nice person and I want to be her friend!

I want to eat ice cream with her and set the thermostat really low so she's comfortable!

this is true
t. offlaner

so does this mean that gh was left

I want to introduce Puck to sexual stimulation!

nth for Pugna

I want to lick her butthole

nth for r*ddit

Can /ourguy/ Forsen beat the french cucks?

what game are they even playing

feed me patch notes

Feed you what?

some mobile MOBA game arena of valor

what the fuck is with that loda pic lmao
some shitty mobile league clone

Luna, the Moon Rider!

I'll feed you my dick

needs a fatter ass desu

>imagine-

>anterior
>PELVIC
>TIIIIIIIIIIIIIILT!

you'd think with the amount of money he's making he could afford a decent haircut

Which heroes are COMPLETELY unviable right now?

That's what i'd say if i had a cock down my poop tube

Anyone else happy to see Nahaz? He used to be pushy and argumentative, even annoying at times but it seems he became more passive and tame. He is providing top notch statistical analysis that no other person could provide without external help. I love his input and smarts personally.

fuck off nahaz we know what you did to sheever

She looks like a fucking dead person

His stats are good, he's probably the best person for that, stuff like the point about Clockwork winrates and Jabz. But whenever he starts talking about drafts, or the way heroes and strategies are played, he doesn't really compare to other panelists. I think he would fit better in with a 4 person panel, with 2 analysts, a host, and him, because he can't really converse much with a single analyst. Their thoughts usually seem at odds, and I'm pretty much always going to take the word of Synderen over him unless he has stats backing up his point.
He still tries to force himself into the conversation sometimes, but he's definitely improved.

girls only need to suck dick and they'll get rich while we guys try so fucking hard that we lack sleep and still dont get enough

When can we reasonably expect patch notes?

he's an incredibly annoying cuck and his statistical analysis is anal and immature.

Thats a very good point and i would agree that he should not be at the front of the discussion but just provide valuable statistical analysis to the rest of the panel when needed.

i mean, how is that dota related

October 31

there isn't one, the worst hero currently is probably spectre or sniper but even they aren't really bad at all. The game's in a pretty good spot right now, but as always patches need to be coming to keep it feeling fresh. I wouldn't mind this patch for another 8 months

Yeah I would like him to be almost 100% focused on stats, that's his specialty. If he just had a tablet with him, full of detailed stats for each team, that would be great to have on the panel.

30mins after the major finals

no such thing in dotard for the past couple of years
if you're talking about worst hero in the game then it would be medusa

chen is actually so boring for a micro-hero

I fucking love playing against those retards

if youre a mid player its pretty much an insta win outside of high mmr

november 1st, patch ships two weeks after

The guy just remembers a lot of random stuff from dota games ages ago.

if you're above 5k, a first pick tinker is a zeus/pudge food while a first pick invoker will make you close your porn and stop scratching your balls

I have issues against mid Tinkers. They always end up being smurfs or just plain robots.

yeah, 10k mmr statistician , 2k dota player

ta is actually a librarian, not an assassin

>tfw this might actually be the case
We're not going to get the patch on the 1st of November.. we're going to get the notes...

she must be renamed into Templar Librarian

>liquid picked her means she's not bad
please stop, spectre needs a buff
she cannot survive the laning phase with the current spectraldagger's mana cost

sexy glasses cosmetic when

>Anime already out
Poor weebs really can't catch a break. Then again what can you expect from a group of people who voluntarily chooses to destroy the few remaining brain cells they have by consuming garbage aimed at the lowest common denominator

i'm shit at micro
what lane do I take lone druid?

this picture is super cute

but. that's an anime picture right?

Undying. You don't need him to dominate lanes anymore, you can just pick shit like Necro, Veno, Viper and still be useful after 20mins.

I hope you are watching podcast of ourguys

does he play dota?

yeah, hes a 4k shitter who plays for fun

>loda and akke are considered non-pros in the mobile version of LoL
how far can they fall lads?

how do you even bring Undying back into the meta
do you buff gravestone? because decay and soul rip are fine enough where they are right now

based

scaling talents

A western cartoon hardly counts as anime my uneducated friend. An honest mistake, if a bit embarrassing. You'll live it down

but panty and stocking is an anime, right?

>triggershit
>western

...

mrepick

are you fucking retarded

It has it's own distinct artstyle so it clearly is not an anime.

the fuck

you say it's a western cartoon when it's made by a japanese studio
just because the dub aired on adultswim doesn't make it not anime

>western art style
>speak english
I'm pretty sure it's western

How many games of dota do you guys play a day? Do you play/watch anything else videogame related?

that really isn't how it works, is totally spies an anime, for instance?

user you don't have to double-down on being retarded

Maybe 3 or 4 if I feel like playing that day.
And I don't normally watch dota stuff, I usually watch speedrun streams.

>watches an actual cartoon show for kids
>somehow thinks hes better than weebs

Ye totally spies is a dessin animé :^)

@193759154
I wonder when you'll go back

>How many games of dota do you guys play a day?
10+ if i'm having a good day, but usually 4 or 5

>Do you play/watch anything else videogame related?
No, Dota is life

What a nice dota thread full of dota discussion

I FUCKING dare you to start a dota discussion kiddo

give patch notes or I will open fire

man i sure as hell hope not, sick of this meme

Jesus fuck chill out guys haha eh.... anime is gay amirite?

ded

thoughts on mk bf?
i dont think he needs one because his W is enough to clear waves

fuck off, this is anime general now

Why isn't there a dota anime?

Because anime is a sin

Why is Slark such an anime character?

It's real good against illusion heroes because of synergy with his ult. Otherwise it's just a farm accelerant that allows him to use his W more for mobility rather than taking creep waves.

it would be shounen battle anime #12839
>storm uses ball lightning
>Invoker: N-NANI??!?!
>Weaver: HE'S FAST!