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hi mott

hi mott

>tfw no friends

who is mott?

I am not mott

vroom vroom

>tfw friends

I know the struggle I've been switching servers to think I will find friends but all I have done is lost the real friends I didn't realize I once had

Say something nice about your EB!

dont have one

i wish she played this game.

What does Eternal Bond stand for?

Show me your guns, swords, spears, books and whatnot glamours!

They might exist one day and be cool

Boom boom

I plan to say a lot of nice things about them when we do EB

It's a painful realization when you know there's others exactly like you but you're too socially inept to even make friends with them
>log in to FC before some other person
>no one greets me, they greet everyone else
>try to mingle with them, they respond but never remember who I am a few hours later
>work up the courage to ask them for help even despite this running through some old content, get ignored

He's my bestfriend and he's really sweet, kind, caring and just the best!

Hi, i'm mott
Stop, it's too late for this!

You're not mott

hey mott, this is mott, why did they think this was us?

Can't say anything nice to something I don't have

I would try to become friends with you but my anxiety is bad enough that my thoughts will spiral negatively off a single bad thing and I'll end up putting distance between us and make assumptions on my own

I want Panda to go and stay go.

Who else doesn't even bother talking ingame? Unless somebody refers to me directly, I just focus on what I'm doing.

Gonna try this game (sick of WoW), what's a good populated server that mostly does PvE?

>tfw none of the posters in this thread use the new male nipple mod

Why would i say i'm mott if i wasn't mott?...
I'm pretty sure is indeed us

I don't share all of your issues, but I'm willing to befriend you if you'll have me.

Ok Tsrazami.

>male
That's why

Stop trying to force yourself Jhazda.

>tfw only interact with cute male characters
>avoid 90% of thread drama
>surrounded by cute malera and catboys
>tfw only female character in my linkshell filled with boys

i don't know user but i'm looking for nice friends on Behemoth

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Every server is only PvE, PvP is all instanced.

Also come to siren. We arent populated at all but I want more friends.

>tfw

There are two NA data centers Primal and Aether. The most active server on Aether is balmung and the most active server on Primal is leviathan. The thing is you can't enter Balmung anymore since it's considered a congested server, so i won't worry about that. After Balmung the server Cactuar is the second most popular on aether. So if you Go primal try and get on Leviathan and if you go for Aether go for Cactuar. Excalibur on primal is also a good choice and Faerie on Aether. The two servers locked on NA are Balmung and Gilgamesh these are locked cause of memes. What classes were you considering playing as well?

>Roll 98
>Someone rolls 99

For fucks sakes

story of my life

This new "All posts are Tsrazami" meme is pretty good.

>tfw my blue cat will never look as good as the one on the left

Not with that attitude

>tfw you will never look like any of those cats

Good feel

I don't really like cats that much.

I hope there is no pumping going on in this general.

All you gotta do is do is spread some cum in your face and you'll be a-ok.

*pumps u*
ahn~

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Several million Castrum Abania runs later, I finally have the SCH tome to match my SMN one. Butterflies everywhere.

Besides the quan, what other pants go well with the Ao Dai?

Road to 60 exp buff is outer heaven

How about no pants

blue piggu gro home

Can you imagine, waking up and being this ugly?

>left: flying forward
>right: hovering
Anyone else get this weird positioning when flying the Manacutter? It's like they accidentally used the leaning-forward regular sit pose for Miqo'te, but only when the mount is standing still.
It only happens on my c@ too, my Hyur and Elezen don't have this issue.

My character is much uglier

Props to square for giving that big of an incentive to go to the smaller worlds

>tfw loving the exp boost on a preferred world
>get to level 50 realize I'm all alone

glub

OwO who dis

glub blub

I really really hate Au Ra.

I love resting bitch face au ra

this is cute

Why are face 2 au so terrible?

All of them?

I love!
Male!
Au ra!

>nothing but skalla in expert for two weeks straight
>not a single drop for my class, always fucking aiming crap
>when the fucking seal shows up i roll 1
>can't even grind GC seals because lol one drop per chest

At this point i'm starting to miss temple of shit.

My puddle is too shallow.

Heh

And fierce

All of them.

I've already given up trying to farm the healer glamour
Ironically enough I have 5 chests except tank and healer, the one I want and one of the best looking ones from the dungeon

>best looking ones from the dungeon
they all look like shit

please stop using the word 'putting' it sends false alerts from my thread parser

For what purpose.

ShouldI even be trying for song procs on groups of mobs? I feel like every time I try putting my dots on something other than a singular beefier enemy, it ends up dying right afterwards.

Well that's just rude.

owo
You're not a fish, stop that
Your loss!
Find a better one, fishy

What a cruel fate.

Try to stop me

Yugiri is all right though

Retainer updates starting bringing those in randomly so the prices died HARD
If you think yours is bad, check out Balmung

The thought had occured to me, but it'd show a bit more skin than I like, plus everyone's doing that anyways.

nah

Well now that's just rude, some Au Ra are perfectly nice.

If you blacklist someone you were recently in a party with through DF and they're on another server, will you not get matched up with them again or does it just stop you from seeing what they say?

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You can't blacklist people from other servers.

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>4th chocobo challenge
This is so fucking rigged.

Hello?

Heavy resist IV. You'll get hit once at most.

>implying we don't groom away diseases from each other

yes you can

Then why haven't you blacklisted me?

That's not the issue, just had the fucking challenge get 2 stam tablets and a boost.

the Ultimate Redpilled Nigger Cheeseburnger

Wow that actually looks pretty good

Chocobo racing is fucking ridiculous with it's RNG. There are times when I'll hit every chest with sprint shoes/choco potion/hero tonic/stamina tablets and then in the very next race I'm getting nothing but bacchus waters and spiderwebs.

I got the Large version of this on my server and put it up for sale matching the price of the only other one up, which was 30 million. Now the price is down to 200 thousand. I checked the purchase history and one was sold for 32 million, in 2015.

>Munching each-others rug burns
>Slurping up them pussy warts
I hope that wasn't meant to be sexy m8 cos you missed it if ya did

Do any of you cute "girls" have any suggestive pictures I can (Heavy Shot) too?

For a friend of course,

Thanks in advance.