/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

then buy a $50 000 Mercedes-Benz.

nigger kike faggot

REMOVE OLD MAN

4dr is at least part weeb, he plays weeb music on stream sometimes

Shoving is new meme. I bet blitz is cheking D2g inbetween games to see How triggered we are

>shoving
killing one or two waves fast. just rapidly turning the direction the lane is pushing
>pushing
going with the creep wave after wave. if you've pushed the lane it should not hit an equilibrium until it's under the enemy tower.

the difference is how much work you put in

DELET THIS

growup manchild

>Ana ever coming back after that money fiasco

>best majors were without any sponsors
>both shanghai and this one are the worst

we need sponsors goyim
migrants are good for economy
money is how the community steers work

is fnatic out already?

Thanks Will

>they fucked up the in-game commentary AGAIN
Come on, you *JUST* had it working perfectly in the past 2 matches.

>this draft
>picking 4 single target heroes against a 5man aoe team
JUST

stop it

hi blitz, can you please tell nahaz to leave?

I hope Sheever gets better

tweet pimpmuckle

Quick rundown?

who are /ouguys/ in this match
UMA or ching chongs?

It makes sense that they have different terms describing them, why does "shove" trigger /d2g/ so much?

>be 14-15 years old
>some dude picked you up
>you had to sign some shady contract that demand payment even if you are no longer in contact with the said fellow
Only redditard side with that faggot and Ana is smart enough to dump and ignore him.

I typed that with one hadn while commentatign

1 hand for typing, 1 for commentating, 1 for masturbating? it just doesn't add up
wheres the other hand coming from

owen

sheever

top 3 OP heros right now?

is the royal simian broken?

Austin is better at it desu

me in the middle

Just pick green heroes.

because blitz is doing it on purpose

earthshaker
ogre magi
faceless void

According to the thread created, Ana was "coached" by some guy in Australia. The coach also negotiated deal and trained him till he became a player of well known team in China. The coach wrote a contract that Ana had to pay him some amount of money even after Ana stopped being coached by that guy. Ana bail on the contract when he joined OG. The coach guy didn't receive a single cent while Ana was in OG.

There's loophole in the story imo. OG manager made a statement in reddit which side with Ana even when he already left the team. I personally think that guy just wanted to take advantage of young Ana but we don't have the full story.

dotabuff.com/heroes/winning

You people must have really low standards if you find Sheever attractive. It's not even about standards actually, I'm not saying I'm going around banging models. I'm saying that your infatuation with female giants is disturbing.

feed me patch notes

>that lifesteal
B A L A N C E

>giving MK to a chink team

>she's decently cute
>loves dota
>doesn't act like a total bitch unlike kellyfaggotmilky
She might be not the best looking girl in the world but she's our girl, you fucking retard

Rylia seems like a nice person and I want to be friends with her!

I want to eat ice cream with her and turn the thermostat down really low so she's comfortable!

>pick le balanced quake gorilla, le balanced mass dps talent priestess and le balanced nigger emperor
>win
Nice patch

i think she was a solid 6/10 or 7/10 when she was thin. she may look bad now but that doesn't change the fact that you are a jealous manlet

Good potion seller

>that glimpse escape with primal spring
ROFL

>BRs beaten by a macaco
POTTERY
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I hate OG so much

>MK is fair and balanced

>Literally not able to engage monkey king whatsoever

nice hero

Just shove his lanes.

just tempo control his win condition

lewd

Just grow up and buy a benz.

>have alch on team
>be 6k behind
just gg out

i want to shove this old man off a cliff

just be a faggot somewhere else

>put alch vs a lane dominating hero
>lose

>MK gets nerfed in every single patch that's come since his release
>he's still this strong
what were valve thinking

could they have put puck mid and gone offlane venge?

>le balanced simian autocrat of 4-hit passive + mobility skill + epin damage/lifesteal steroid + AoE ult

hey, i know a game that follows this pattern for new hero's abilities...

>good agi gain
>good talents
>good skills
>good base damage
>good attack range
HOW IS THIS HERO BALANCE?

>alchemist less networth than MK

OH LAWDY

"we want the china audience"

idk but I remember /d2g/ defending MK when he was released. Good times

>not Mobility Spell/Nuke + Mobility Spell/Nuke + Stun/Nuke + passive

yeah, fucking heroes of newtard.

>chink throw
name a more iconic duo

Yeah, you can't compete with the best hero brawler.

how is suddenly freaking mirana in every game? what the fuck, she was considered trash hero a couple of moths ago

Stuns and other disables are considered toxic and archaic, so they only last like 0.5 seconds tops in LeL

CIS choke

>a couple of moths ago
>moths
What did he mean by this?

Can someone post the webm of the sheever incident?

he got compensation buffs you retard

shotgun mirana is no joke. Could take an alchemist from full health to zero while alchemist in ult form.

Someone bothered to read her talents.

can you build two force staffs and use them separately? I could see a 5 force staff boots build being optimal on a po5

This observing is actually insane

*Blocks his path*

people finally read the talents and realized she actually has great carry potential by getting both damage and attack speed a good amount

I was describing the HoN monkey king.

no one build shotgun anymore

zero patches?

you can't, newfriend

doesnt she have the second best agi gain and base atttack range in the game?

probably for the best

>not getting 2 refresher orbs and a force staff

wew lad that was a great glimpse

>it's another episode of the chinese mafia orders the throw so that we get another chinese favoured patch

slavladder guy should take notes