/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

do medics ever get pissy with you?

you are kill me are not :D!

awooper hand

my peanus weanus :DD

reroll

Communism is inevitable.

Nerf this!

The last thing you'll never see.

aimbot.exe xD

KEK

it's been rolled, you retards

they're from /v/ they don't know any better

it's been rolled, you retards xD

helpers hand

Why won't Valve add my spy cosmetic to the game?

>The flame particles are so fucked up that backburner sometimes does crit damage from the front

eks dee

>been getting nothing but pyro cosmetics from the halloween packages

are you not going to deliver

Pyro does get some really interesting Halloween cosmetics, but they aren't the kind I was looking for and I ultimately just traded-up them all in hopes of getting something better.

Ones that I'm still hoping to get
>Soldier brain maggot
>Sir Shootsalot
>Soldier box robot set
>Haunted Hat
>Voodoo zombie Scout

I really just want whatever has special voicelines, sounds, and effects. Is there anything else like that that I didn't mention?

gay sniper >>> inflation pyro any dayt of the week whether no homo or not

The engi's fly cosmetics change his voice

I have that set and I like it, the high pitched voice is funny.

i play this cause im bad at CSGO

im still salty i never seem to show up in screenshots, i have the option on myt activity feed but i never get to see them

Loadout.tf was a mistake

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>finished contract objective
>have to wait 10min before the round ends
>get kicked for no reason
>have to do it all over again, then wait another 10min
>people will still buy shit from valve
you people are delusional

wtf

>for no reason
Don't lie.

tfw no humanitarian's hachimaki

>revive a teamamte during bumper cars
>max 3-4 per match
>out of 30
why

>buy golden pan
>change name to sonicboy2002
>play scout
>put on gibus and pyrovision goggles
>do nothing but run around with the pan and smack people
i want to do this so much

where is everyone

Dead just like the game

Lmao

forgot the trip

>destroying enemy team as ghibus/pyrovision sniper
>constant hackusations
Is there any better feel

destroying the enemy team as a class that actually takes skill

Yes, playing a real competitive match.

t. Soldier main

is it me or did they brake resup even harder this update?

not one but two events active at once
>peak today: 88,234
llamo pull the plug already

How do I make friends in TF2?

add them through steam

i made most of my internet friends through playing with them on 6s teams

what do you mean? i noticed that when i try reloading loadouts to resupply it takes much longer. i assume thats to keep people like me from being too effective as engineer or just on the push or whatever but its annoying. half the time loadout button doesn't work at all and i still have to run to resupply lockers just to switch weapons or get health its annoying as fuck and only happens in valve servers so i suspect fuckery

pretty sure item servers were just really slow after the update

>were
still though, if that were the case i wouldn't be able to resupply at the locker. it really throws a wrench in my FRAG GAME

yeah, that, i have a resup bind that automatically changes my loadout to the same am using, i used to use it to get health quicker in spawn but now half of the time it doesn't work or takes too long

>press resupply button
>nothing happens
>start walking back to locker
>almost touch it
>resupplies

>resup
>doesn't work
>start walking out of spawn
>halfway out i appear back in

How the fuck do I spam crouch mid-air as scout? For me it doesn't work

Man this has been a fun update

youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=tMyMA7pCyyY

reporting is a fucking placebo

tell me about VAC, why is it so shit?

>tfw no thick mommy fempyro to mate with

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What the heck do I run on sniper after patch? Is smg my best option now?

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darwin's donger dick shuts down dragons fury so hard

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reroll for goatse

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Uhm... no. Sorry, honey, but it still kills in a few hits. All it does is buy you time to run a few feet before dying anyways.

does like 20 damage

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lol

winner
will deliver soon

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The only good pyro update would have been removing this failed class from the game

lol

add sniper and spy and you're correct

TRUTH.

delivered

>not even in colour
>some weirt pasta(?) speak

it's italian
as for the colors I don't know why it's like this

mamma mia arigato belissimo

Kys all I got were the shitty 2011 from all my cases. At least I got a full haunted pyrosaur set

even I can make colored objectors and I'm shit at everything

>He doesn't know how to make colored decals
Sad display, son.

Sniper has more of a place in this game than engineer, spy, and pyro.

here you go senpai
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=222268519

thank you user
it was my first time in 1000 hours so sorry i fucked up

>now i have a pickle rick sign

>Play with dragon's fury and jetpack
>actually have fun
well as mediocre as this update actually was i'm surprised it's made me have fun again
the literally nothing halloween is a pretty big damper on my spirits though, halloween is probably my favorite holiday to "experience" and tf2's been a big part of that for like a decade

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kurt cobain's oral hygiene

>using an overpowered gun is fun
wow, who would've thought

Death to Catalonia

Jesus christ how can it be this hard to buy a single key.
None of the backpack.tf sellers will accept my trades and scrap.tf refuses to load the inventories