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> News
- Blackbelly Skatepark is now in the stage rotation!
- Gold Dynamo Roller has been released! Sub is splat bomb, special is ink armor.
- Next EU Splatfest is warm breakfast vs. cold breakfast! Begins November 4.

> Patch notes
- en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

> Big S2 Gear & Weapon list (contains unreleased weapons)
- leanny.github.io/splat2/

> List of possible main abilities for gear so far (contains unreleased gear)
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18ip1HahYq8DRZRgSEXoRqa915aThLXPb79AFF91HCe4/edit#gid=0

> Latest updates on what the Splatnet store is selling
- twitter.com/splatnetstore

> Resources
- pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Wiki
- splatoonwiki.org/

> Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
- loadout.ink/

> View schedules for stages, Salmon Run, and current Splatnet gear
- splatoon2.ink/

> View Nintendo Switch online services on your PC
- github.com/OatmealDome/LoungeChair/releases/tag/v1.0.6422.34538

> Add your FC to the list of FC below:
- docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link

> List of FC:
- docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

> Splatoon 1 Artbook
- archive.org/details/TheArtOfSplatoon

What's your woomy wearing for halloween?

Who knows?

A sponge.

Have a green halloween!

>spamming this way at the grated area of this SR map
>have to travel all that way for eggs when there are bosses right near the basket
>he keeps spamming THIS WAY

God fucking morons

You have to realize that inklings suddenly go from being completely ink colored to having their own skin tone in one stage of development.
So I would think from that, the whole "mitten to whole hand" thing wouldn't be too far fetched.
And you can't just cut up a tentacle and call it science, user.

Colours changing into adulthood is really common in nature.

Speedy Woomy is early!

I think my woomy is broken.

OCfags already haha

His speedy!

Its a surprise, also, what the fuck is that picture

That's Hobo Woomy. I don't know what happened there too.

Hunter is dressing up as Pit mostly because the more I think of it the more I imagine his personality/character is very similar to Pit
this stupid oc bullshit is super autistic but I love this squid character I've created

Pit is the best character gaming has ever spawned.

早くマメ二は早いです!

i love your squid too

i love salmonids

...

Salmonids are icky!

they just want some love

Where were you when ding ding yahoo killed /ink/?

im right here playing bing bing wahoo

I was beating the game

>everyone I know is playing Bing Bing WAHOO
>dont really care for mario myself so i just gotta sit here and wait for them to finish

>wait for them to finish
lol

I'm still up for salmon run with you squiggas whenever the rotations start.

same

I just beat it after about 13 hours.
Now I'll alternate between Mario and Splatoon for the next couple of weeks.

>But ultimately, it's all headcanon. You like the simple but boring one, I like the one that adds some SCIENCE.
Squigga what? Why do like your self-mutilation headcanon so much? It makes no sense and now I'm worried about your mental health.

>Nintendo's infrastructure falls on its ass twice in a row
>Get dinged with a loss both times
They were joking when they said they'd charge real money for this, right?

What if your woomy wanted you to take her out for ice cream because "You promised" and you told her to wait after your show ends and she turned off the tv while it was still airing and told you that "you're gonna buy icecream NOW"?

Worst part is that Japs aren't complaining and will single-handedly keep it sustained because the matchmaking is almost like a LAN party over there. That being said, FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK

I'd stop being rude and take her out for ice cream, assuming that I did in fact give my word.

What if the world of Splatoon was part of the Dark History mentioned in Turn-A Gundam

Principality of Octavio vs the Idol Federation needs to be a thing

I won't be able to buy it until Thursday

What if your yebby had a girls name?

I actually like this headcanon because it's cute. City inklings get fingers, but rural don't have a need for precision and stay with stronger but more awkward tentacular arms.

>I thought I heard a woom's name, but that squid looks like a yeb!
kek, requesting yebby edit of the gif where Kamille punches Jerid

anyone is interested in some SR games??

How about after rotation? Got some things to take care of first.

Sent

im probably going to continue playing after the rotation so yeah no problem

room is up
2/4

With a rosy, devilish grin smeared across her face, her lips parted as she shifted her full weight to her heel, her weight sparking your nerves as she dug her soles deeper into your hardened mast. Pained euphoria shot through your spine, and the urge to burst came rushing closer and closer still, but as her giggling voice rang through your mind the will to hang on rebounded: "I didn't give you permission to finish".

The only sound to outdo your joyous, agonizing orgasm was the sound of the greener inkling vomiting profusely in the nearby dumpster, unable to bear the sight or thought.

t.wiki

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cool post retard

what if you came home to your woomy crying and she told you someone broke in and ate all of her eggs

SR room open
everybody is welcome

What if your woomy was showing you a funny picture on her phone and she accidentally swiped right and it switched to a picture of you sleeping?

uh oh

... ok
2 man run
lets go
going to reset the room after this

SR room open again...
lets hope we can found someone to join this time

that's okay, I have tons of pictures of her sleeping

its not really about reseting after, but not waiting too long before

I'm booting now

Wait, it's still this rotation? Eh, I guess I'll play a bit. Don't know how long.

SR room
2/4

>38 eggs on the last wave
nice

SR 3/4

Anyone know why my camera wont stop moving? Is there a way to re-calibrate the controls or something? I remember having this issue before but I forgot how I fixed it

Yes, look through system settings.

that was soo close

SR 3/4

how do we end up three man again ?!

Got too greedy at the end of the three man. My bad.

rando appeared...
rando dissappeared

lol dead game enjoy your shitposting

sorry guys
couldnt get the last egg
bamboo really is worthless in SR

What If your woomy went through your phone and saw pictures of human girls and became depressed?

She wouldn't because I only have pictures of her on my phone!

Is gold dynamo a high or low iq weapon?

The gold Dynamo is effectively a splat bomb launcher and nothing else.

Spaghetti scientist dressing up as soldier from what the humans called The Great War

gotta focus around the basket in the last 20 sec

Y'all at 3/4? I'll be your 4th.

A different /ink/lings clothes

sorry that was my last game for the moment
gtg
GG shodan/rust/cday one of you can host the room and there already someone interested

tell her I am not attracted to woomies
only octo and salmonlings

I guess bunnysuit.

Schoolgirl Woomy's clothes

>think i have enough time to grab a piece of pizza
>nope
>get back
>communication error

what if your woomy asked you if you were her daddy

Some decent pants, for one. Spags got the short end of the pants for pants.

I think I'm done. I've done over an hour of just clothing SR. But they were fun as always. Check my clothes

good play on dat 3 man rust. also wave 3 was the easiest one

she already knows
electra complex and all

lol yeah, we barely got past the first two, but then wave 3 was a breeze.

>entire enemy team has splashdown
Fuck this shitty matchmaking.

Just stay out of range
Then still die because you were in range on their screen

No, fuck this balancing instead. You wouldn't run into 4 Splashdowns if they weren't literally 40% of all specials used.

Which /ink/ squid would you want to be friends with?

Maybe not all of these guys, but I'd say a good few. Also, you can say your own, but add someone else, too.

also also, git fukt, invis team

Why are flightfags so mean

I was on team invis too, I just saved the picture because it looked nice.

I HATE THIS WOOMY
I WANT TO SET HER ON FIRE
I WANT TO PIERCE HER STOMACH WITH A HOT POKER
I WANT TO CUT OPEN HER BELLY AND FORCE FEED HER GET OWN VISCERAL
KILL THIS WOOMY MAKE HER SUFFER

don't bully

I won't tolerate bullying, user

Slut Woomy, mostly because she needs a friend who doesn’t just want to fuck. Also Milf because I think she needs more love than she gets. Btw anyone have the pic of Sweets spitting and accidentally splatting Milf?

>stay out of range
>55 damage at insane distance
>if (or rather as soon as because they always do) they chase you with a burst bomb, vertical flick or blaster blast, you are dead
>if someone else splashdowns anywhere near after you survive first one, you are dead
>if it was a fair engagement with trading blows and then they used their trump card- you are dead
>if you try using bomb defense- tough shit, you need more than 3 mains to survive usual blast-bomb combo on Splattershot, and the second bomb will finish you regardless, so you are dead
>if you decided to prey on their splashdown marker- you are an idiot, but also dead
>if you actually stay out of range because you have a big long-ranged gun, all your work is undone because they heal completely upon touchdown