/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #56

Lewd Edition

Previous thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/SdMbaLbF
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

>Please remember that we love you
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Letting Monika infect my phone!

Describe your favorite doki without saying what they look like, what kind of outfit they wear, or what their profession/role in the story is.

Describe them to your friends like they ain't never played ddlc before.

she will never be real

Holding hands with Sayori!

guys WHAT is happening

this is my first time, pls be gentle

>Lewd Edition

Based

>two threads

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

>Two threads again
Fuck can whoever make the thread fucking faster, fuck.
Guess this makes this real thread

Sayori loves you!
Sayori loves your friends!
Sayori always wants to see you happy!
Sayori always wants to see your friends happy!
Sayori cares about everyone!
Sayori got such a big heart!
I love Sayori!

she ain't take no shit from anyone and she likes the chinese comics

>lewd edition

Monika programming and making lewd scenes!
Natsuki getting abused and fucked by her dad!
Sayori getting raped and choked!
Yuri bleeding out with two cocks in her holes!
Monika taking a rapper's fat black dick until she gets pregnant!

It is not that I love you less
Than when before your feet I lay,
But to prevent the sad increase
Of hopeless love, I keep away.

God I wish that were me

M-monika!

Uhhh... Can you hear me?

STOP

Why do people like Monika so much? She's a sociopath and literally kills all the best girls with no remorse.

Snuggling with Monika!
I love Monika!
Two threads though? AGAIN?

Reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Hot!

Except that last part desu

>Yuri bleeding out with two cocks in her holes!
Laaaaaaaaay your hands on me
While I'm bleeding dryyyyyyyyyyyyy~!

She's very helpful, charismatic, a bit unstable but really loves me! Despite making a lot of mistakes, she still means best and knows it. Has a few skills like from being on the debate team or a few quirks like being a vegetarian. But the best part about her is how she speaks her mind and can just keep a conversation going for ages

she hates 'em cause she ain't 'em

I want to get Monika's butt pregnant!

Stockholm

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

You can pretend to lewd dokis all you like, but you will never do it for real.

>heart pupils

It's the normies choice afterall given how close her personality is to a 3DPD harlot.

only good thing about the dokis not being real

The Plinkett test is fucking stupid.
She's a sweet individual who cares deeply about her friends, often serving as a mediator between their starkly contrasting personalities. She has a bubbly, cutesy sort of personality, and enjoys the simpler pleasures in life. However, she also has an artistic side, and shows her true emotions through her poetry. Her outwardly friendly persona masks a deep seated depression, and she suffers from major self image issues.

Sayori and her stand!

1. I would like her regardless of if that was true, I liked her since the very beginning even suspecting she was going to do something weird thanks to the steam comments
2. She's not even a sociopath because she shows empathy later on
3. Sayori ends up pretty much the same way without outside intervention so it seems safe to assume that Monika isn't entirely in her control of her actions either and every doki would have the potential in them to become the same.

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Interracial is where you draw the line? Or is Monika your favorite? I was gonna say you could help her make them and she would get a cute one while the other girls all suffer but I'm for equality.

I'm staying up late and getting drunk as shit and you can't stop me.

>Only normies like Monika

I hope people don't unironically believe this.

Can you imagine if Yuri's crazy eyes were replaced with hearts?

>two right hands

where's my yuri surt edit

protip: most streamers like monika

Source on the gif?

Is this how I poetry?

The character in Jojo that she is representing has two right hands man.

Who gives a shit what streamers think?

I'm glad we have such obvious normiebait

Well I don't mind if that's what you're trying to do but there are people who indulge in racial fetishism between a black man and a white woman (I mean even Monika says she doesn't know if they're in Japan so) in a way that's just kind of racist and just annoying really.

From what I've heard on this thread, someone's planning to make a live wallpaper for wallpaper engine.

A lot of streams aren't normie for one thing, and for another I'm pretty sure Monika is easily just the most popular character in general, it is entirely possible to like her whether you're normie or not

>Normies like characters and not stereotypes

What did he mean by this?
In reality all the girls are pretty well-developed for their stereotypes thanks to all the flaws each have. The negative aspects of their life really justify their personalities and make them significantly more interesting than generic childhood friend, solemn dark-haired girl and ANOTHER tsundere

Don't do that, user. It's not good for your health.

There isn't that much variety as of yet, 2bh.

>A lot of streams aren't normie for one thing,

Yeah, I don't think they're anywhere near done with it. When they're done and I see it,
I'll add it to the fanmade pastebin if it's alright with them.

Yeah, go ahead.

I'm serious. A lot of streamers are fat ugly losers who are there because they don't have anything else going on their life. Just because you're getting distracted by the trend of girls who are just there for attention (not saying they all are but you can clearly tell which ones are) and guys are just there because game streaming is popular.

None of that means they don't exist in large quantities.

It's okay
but
needless to say
I still prefer Cupcakes

The Plinkett test is a kinda shitty test. There are some characters who pass with flying colors despite being awfully written, and other characters which have a hard time passing despite being well written.

A shy, yet erudite bookworm with a knife collection, who has trouble opening up to others. She cuts herself to relieve tension. At first, she has control of herself. She generally tries to be polite despite hiding strong opinions of the people around her. On the rare occasion that she finds somebody who has similar interests to her, she gets very excited, but also very nervous because she wants to interact with them, but she also knows that she will come on too strong if she does. Do to circumstances beyond her control, she loses the ability to hold herself back, and starts mindlessly chasing after her desires. She harshly insults her friends and she becomes absolutely obsessed with the object of her affections, abandoning all social grace in the process. However, even though she loses control of herself, some remnants of who she used to be tries to stop herself, and she becomes physically sick at her own actions.

It's just FotM and it will disappear like anything else and we will be still here, talking about girls we can't save.

Yes and I want to hear more

Here's each character's beginning stats in fallout (maybe except MC), any thoughts?

Monika
SPECIAL
Strength: 3
Perception: 8
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 7
Agility: 6
Luck: 1

Tagged Skills
Speech
Science
Repair?

Traits
Trigger Discipline
Good Natured


Yuri
SPECIAL
Strength: 3
Perception: 6
Endurance: 10
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 7
Agility: 7
Luck: 5

Tagged Skills
Melee Weapons
Repair
Medicine

Perks
Heavy Handed
Built to destroy


Sayori
SPECIAL
Strength: 5
Perception: 5
Endurance: 5
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 4
Agility: 8
Luck: 6

Tagged Skills
Barter
Sneak
Lockpick?

Traits
Good Natured
Early Bird (OWB) (Always play afternoon and night for debuff)


Natsuki
SPECIAL
Strength: 6
Perception: 3
Endurance: 7
Charisma: 5
Intelligence: 4
Agility: 9
Luck: 6

Tagged Skills
Unarmed
Survival
Sneak?

Traits
Light Frame
Heavy Handed
(Maybe OWB Hot Blooded?)

Did RLM ever try to push the plinkett test outside of Star Wars? It was really designed just for that.

I wrote something quick for fun.

Nostalgic

I see a box from yesteryear
I open it, to find what's dear
It's contents pour, from it I see
The things I'd lost, an absentee

I rummage the contents, looking through
I see her face, from the strew
I take her portrait, studying so
Painful rememberence, I wish to go

But that night, as I lay
I stare above, her memeories stay
locked in a box, inside my head
Painful memories, stuck like led

I remember her smile, like a radient sun
I remember her presence, bubbily and fun
I remember her face, wistful but free
I remember her name, I remember Sayori

She was my light, she was my glow
So why, oh why, did she have to go?

Now that I look at it, I might make Monika's INT higher than Yuri

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>doki who maintains the fanmade pastebin

thank you for your service

can someone make an edit of natsuki looking down (I don't have the image sorry) while saying "turn around. we are going to die."

Writing is too subjective to fit under a certain criteria or test to be automatically "good". Plinkett test isn't a test of high art story telling, it's a test of of basic stuff similar to the Bechdel Test where a lot of really great stories fail, but the fix is really simple and basic

All the Dokis pass the test

They don't really push anything. They kind of just make film reviews and aren't good at anything else

Lewding Monika in front of all the other dokis who want you!

Is the current pastebin in the OP the up-to-date one? I remember people talking about it being out of date earlier

Smacking Monika's big fat ass at lunch while everyone else watches!
Watching her embarrassed reaction to being the player's bitch in front of everyone!
Everyone else being super jealous someone like Monika lets you do that to her!
Sensual fondling with Monika in the bathroom after lunch!

Telling her how much she means to you and you love her with all your heart

I think you got it. Nothing for me to say.

It's been outdated for a while already, doesn't even have Hard Times in it. I did find one that had an actual user behind it allowing it to be edited without having to make another, though.
pastebin.com/BRy67t0s

I want to lustpost until my brain melts

what are you waiting for

Same. I hope one day I just post something that makes me dead to anything but Monika's love.

She's a competent enough lawyer- I mean- doki, but not good enough to get my son out of a 60 year prison sentence for jerking off to lollis.


I'm always happy to see more RedletterMedia fans on these generals

is this thread dead

we are still touching with all the doki lewd text

Yo, there's this girl who's a real fucking tsun tsun but deeply cares about her friends, even if her life is pure hell. Also she smol...

But are you SURE that's what you truly want?

we can only hope

Any special requirements/things to do for each char?
For example:
Sayori-Always Play at night for early bird
debuff
Yuri-Always knives? Slices herself any chance she gets?
Monika-?
Natsuki-Hardcore mode, eat extremely little/sweets only

Never! It will go forever!

I would like to procreate with Yuri while she stares at me with the same eyes she analyzed me with in the closet. Hopefully this act of consensual procreation will lead to pregnancy, which in turn will lead to the beginning of a happy family with her.

i meant as of now

>Sayori
>4 intellect
>Early Bird

>Monika
>having higher int than Yuri
>having higher cha than Sayori

>Natsuki
>Having any End

Try harder.

Monika
SPECIAL
Strength: 4
Perception: 10
Endurance: 4
Charisma: 7
Intelligence: 6
Agility: 4
Luck: 4

Tagged Skills
Speech
Science
Repair

Traits
Trigger Discipline


Yuri
SPECIAL
Strength: 6
Perception: 6
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 2
Intelligence: 8
Agility: 6
Luck: 6

Tagged Skills
Melee Weapons
Repair
Medicine

Perks
Heavy Handed
Kamikaze


Sayori
SPECIAL
Strength: 4
Perception: 7
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 9
Intelligence: 5
Agility: 6
Luck: 3

Tagged Skills
Barter
Sneak
Lockpick

Traits
Good Natured


Natsuki
SPECIAL
Strength: 6
Perception: 5
Endurance: 3
Charisma: 5
Intelligence: 5
Agility: 9
Luck: 7

Tagged Skills
Unarmed
Survival
Sneak

Traits
Light Frame
Heavy Handed

you disgust me

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>implying she'll allow a baby to take your attention away from her

My computer got a virus, and it says if I don't send it 5 cute Natsukis within 24 hours my hard drive gets wiped!

Help me, /ddlc/!

>CUTE VOICE: FUCK YOU

Maybe if someone tries to delete the file ddlcthread.chr we'll be finally free from this.

it's happening the penis is becoming the big penis

Gotta save that computer user