/pdg/ PAYDAY,PAYDAY 2 & RAID

Crimefest was bad edition

last thread : >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png (embed)

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg (embed)

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt (embed)

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A (embed)

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc (embed)

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/id/PAYDAYMASTA25/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Reminder that ded thread tell no greentext tales

more lewds when
noep pls

someone give me a fun loud build for dw/od

Imagine thinking crime fest was bad
what did you want you fucking virgin? Its a dead game

Akimbo pistols, crits, frenzerker light armor, jokers for HP and stoic, while playing sangres for max payne 3 builds

uh, link to build if you dont mind

>there are people that unironically think payday 2 is dead

>10 day content guys !
>only 3 day of actual content
>fucking cliffhanger storyline just like fucking kento

hello payday master

Fucking overkill, why did they had to kill all old mods? I loved viewmodel tweak, but it's abandoned and nobody is going to update it.

Overkill didn't do shit you fucking mongoloid eating faglord

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Well, BLT author works for overkill and all mods need/ed an update for BLT2.

>blocking out all names
hello :^)

>being user in screenshots makes you an account having attention whore

>That one guy who has to let everyone know how drunk he is

why do (you) care

because is annoying.

He blocked the other guy too which is unnecessary and for geddit only

private game

whats the best hud

what other mods are must-haves

vanilla

none

kill yourself

>playing vanilla pd2
I bet you wear condoms too.

voidhud is breddy gud

hoxhud

none

wolfhud

buildb

modders=shitters
no exceptions

>what's the best way to increase the chances to crash my game?

Upgrading the game

It's more OVK shilling.

They made 4 masks+achievements for it. You have to find that statue 4 more times for the corresponding mask.

Here you unsuferable cunts

you're fake ashley, go away

Literally wouldn't play this game even if it was free.

This seems legit

What is Raid exactly? Does it play like Payday 2 or is it completely different? I haven't been paying attention to games lately, and nothing I'm reading is actually giving me any help.

>RAID
ew

>chinese
LOL
it's apparently a pd:th reskin but worse and made by inexperienced slav devs

38th for RAID being a fun game. This is an overkill promise.

i missed all of crimefest after day 2 and i dont want to load their godawful site which reloads music and animation when switching days
redpill me on all the (not) changes

You could just read the patchnotes of the updates

Would Overkill lie to us?

yes.

no goy

maybe

>tfw go out for jog, come back and all trashly codes are gone

It's like he wants me to be a fat neet.

His trip is fake you fatass

tfw burned my hand and cant play pd2

trip or no trip, im going to bed.

nobody cares
nobody cares

I care

>t. /

>Overkike wanna remove husbando Locke

Why they did this? First was best boy Hector and now surely we must kill Locke.

>tfw you try to meme your beard hard but nobody cares, fo' sho'

Jealousy.

hector was a retarded spic with no personality and one good heist

>muhhhh mugfuggen cartel hurrrrrrrr
>""""""""""""""""""""""best""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Nah, they are probably just going to abandon this plotline like many others.

there's this one and kento. what others are there?

Don't bully Hector

rust betraying the gang eventually
deport yourself please.

Hec is ded
rip

rust does not have enough emotion and personality to betray the gang

Ron pearlman is too expensive for rust to betray the gang

He is alive in our hearts you bully

wolfHUD
basic voices
free camera

>unsuferable
Are you actually retarded or what

GET GUDE GET HOXHUDE

HoxHud Initialized

steamcommunity.com/id/PAYDAYMASTA25/

>PAYDAYMASTA25
>no reputation beyond reproach

tru

hes the worst voice actor in the gang desu i might hate a lot of the voices but the worst voice ACTING is certainly Ron

this
its the fake one
pretty sure the real one also had the halloween achievements

>To be continued

is there anything to do with offshore money besides buying contracts and betting on masks?

you can burn it in your safehouse

>join a Hoxton Breakout OVK for some Robbedacop farming
>some fag with the akimbo shotties is obviously as much of an objective-ignoring killwhore as I am
>proceed through heist seamlessly
>end of heist
>3 of us waiting at escape
>killwhore still isn't coming down
>don't have any HUDs installed but guess it's probably because he's trying to end with top kills which he failed to do because I've been playing hallway hero longer than his III-84 ass has
>stand there mashing F at him for a couple minutes while taking all his kills with the HE Judge
>he refuses to come down
>CONNECTION LOST TO HOST
I regret not saying something so the host wouldn't think I was as retarded as the other guy.

Is the kick message getting hidden part of a HUD mod or something? Most pubs seem to have it.

its either a mod or a bug, Ive gotten it so many times even from players who dont use mods
If you joined a game with DA MASTAH you wouldnt even come close to my kills. Trust me. Just a heads up m8. Dont be sad

How do I join a game with The Mastah?

Click join game when im playing on my acc
steam /paydaymasta25

>self acclaimed GAYDAYMASTA69 doesn't even have PD:TH
Oh I am laffin

I cant get that "invisible" patch shit on, I cant find that file that you must modify

thats my fucking smurf account you retards
I have like 5 accounts with free raid and pd2s with UE
also i pirated PD TH anyway when it came out i was a kid

ok what's your main account

>i was a kid
By the way you type, I can see that you're still a kid.

there is literally no way im linking any of those
Those are actual accounts I use with friends and shit
you can add me on the papa smurf acc

>he doesn't understand irony
low iq feels, am i rite you degenerate cretin

alright then add me
id/akillerbee

added for HEISTZING!~ AND FURRY RP!

>I-I was just ironically typing like a retard
Sure, kid.

what are you talking about YOU are the one who types like a piece of human garbage

>He unironically has a feminine typing style
You seriously type like a girl and I'm not even saying this frivolously now. Most of the shit I say is irony or in jest in fashion of the PDMASTA character but you do it seriously.
Notice when I type something while I'm arguing I'm using more intellectual, masculine insults, dominating you on both social and intellectual grounds, while corroborating anything I say with actual facts, and absolutely and utterly pwning you. The best insults you can come up with are scripted diatribes you heard from your older brother who says funny words like CUNT, haha! xD
No, but seriously. If anyone is underage here it's you. When I was your age I wasn't a DOLT of complete mental incapacity.

>W-Well y-you type like a girl
>wall of text defending himself
nigga, u mad as fuck
and I'm typing like this ironically

(you)

>more feminine diatribes in his autistic outbursts and paroxysms
Detestable desu.
Learn to use words like subhuman at least, piece of human garbage is something a woman says.
Again, read - (You)
literally psychoanalysed the fuck out of you apes with inflammation.
DA MASTAH has more fans than you have firing brain synapses, faggot.
PWNED. PEECE.
> I'm typing like this ironically
I dont think you know what ironically means. Sad, sad. Reddit tier reaction images they dug up from the biggest cess pools, more loathsome than your mothers frothing cunts. Kek. If I was you I'd actually try to defend myself at this point, and not get completely scalded and flayed alive in an argument furthermore. It's pathetic. You seem like submissive bitches if anything

>maybe if me say difacult word me act smart for they

What? You do realize you ACTUALLY look so fucking retarded now?
>deleted because I decided to kindly fuck you some more by adding a little more for you to read
also, those aren't difficult words, if anything you learn them in 10th grade english class even if you don't live in an english speaking country, which Im sure of since you're literally a fucking shitskin. Your feminine typing style is definitely influenced by something like low T levels, possibly too much somatotropin in your foods., possibly BHA in your canned food? I heard shitholes, for example : Lots of provinces in Russia, such as saratov in Russia mass produce canned food to compensate for being poor, giving it out at low prices to make sure the subhumans stay alive while adding BPA and BHA to it.
There we go, now I even EXPLAINED why you're a retarded, addlepated imbecile who's apotheosis is quite literally sucking my e-dick on the internet.
It's saddening that you think these are big words. It implies that you can't write a 9th grade tier report or essay. It implies that they're not cogent to you even though they're easy words, you could at least somewhat recognize what they can mean. SAD. Sad!

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At least with locke and load we had something to complain about, now we're just stuck with these quality posts