/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #58

But I fap to /ddlc/!

As long as you get it out of your system before you post then have at it, okay?

>>Ywn Save Natsuki from her dad, only to later find out she has a daddy fetish
user, please. I can only get so erect. If Natsuki called me "Daddy" in bed, she'd find out that getting called gross isn't my only weakness.

Thread poem word is Happiness!

Happiness is many things
It can be shared with people
It can be amazing
But nothing lasts forever right?

>nooses and suicide by hanging always made me feel disturbed
>thought there were better ways out

>Monika instructed me how to properly die by hanging

>tfw Dan is directly responsible for my future suicide

Christ...

>ywn have Natsuki chokingly, shamefully admit to you that she has a daddy fetish
>ywn get her over her shame of it through gentle coaching and reassurances that she's not disgusting
>ywn tie her facedown to the bed and fuck her while she moans and calls you daddy
>ywn cuddle her when you finish

user fiddling with the game files and implementation of fan-stories over here.

Natsuki's cock is nowhere near as big as his penis!

I'm going to murder you ifyou don't cut this shit

Can you not do gay shit like that natsusayori or whatever it was called? It's literallyu an insult to Dan's work

How many Monika can you fit into a single screen.
This is important.

What if I can't get it out in time and have to type out an excruciatingly lewd post like holding hands with Monika while sitting next to each other under the nice cool shade?

>Ywn become a daddy yourself when she becomes pregnant

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu/user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Don't be an ass.
If you don't like it, don't play it.

Suicide bag is still much better.

Having Natsuki ride your cock! Having Natsuki call you daddy! Impregnating Natsuki! Having kids with Natsuki! Having your kids ask you one morning why Mommy calls YOU Daddy!

Writefag here. That story was a mere request in trade for an art commision.

Don't be so silly, user. We both know you can get it out before the lewdness corrupts your post!

Then stop!

>ywn call her your slutty little girl
>ywn push her face into the pillow as you take whats yours
Stop making me miss my ex user.

Flowers bloom and die
Wind brings butterflies or snow
A stone won't notice

I never planned to do something like that, I just want to learn how the files work for DDLC.

Right now I have an error trying to compile one file, so I don't know yet.

Natsuki daddy fetish is the best thing to come out of /ddlc/

>the triplets you two have to be revived dokis
>One is almost strangled by the umbilical cord
>Another has a very low birth weight
>The 3rd has complications and a C-section is required

Anyone else listening to songs that have no relation to ddlc but make you think of it or the girls? I suppose it's because I was thinking of them when I heard the song come on the radio that I imagine it now.
youtube.com/watch?v=bhtoDhlffsE&list=RDMMbhtoDhlffsE

Yes!

Light domination is the absolute best. We're all gonna make it one day.

So, I've been writing some stories and have noticed that some anons have had the same ideas and have expressed them through greentexts and lewdposting.
What is stopping some of you from writing your lewdfics and dates with your doki?

She never had a loving father figure. It makes some sense that she would subconsciously look for something like that in her lover.

Every day until Christmas

My skill.

Happiness is unattainable when your own head makes you like this.
The solutions everyone is presenting is just distracting yourself. And supposedly the point is to distract yourself every day so you don't even have time or energy to think on your own.
But that's madness.

youtube.com/watch?v=aDZm0NEu_xY

Holy fuck it's accurate

>ywn have your first time with Natsuki
>ywn have her grab you by the collar and hungrily kiss you again and again
>ywn have her topple you down on bed and quickly make you undress your pant
>ywn watch her tenderly and carefully suckle on your balls while stroking your hardened cock

The rest will be gay so you can stop reading if you'd like.

>ywn have her trace her slender fingers around your backdoor as she starts lapping up at your head
>ywn have her drink eagerly your pre as she gives a kiss to your bumhole, her warm tongue caressing it very gently
>ywn have her start stroking her dick as she sees the mess she's making you out to be
>ywn submit to her as she straddles over you, mounting you in missionary position in one fell swoop
>ywn have her pant as she thrusts wildly into you, squeezing your ass while she fucks you raw
>ywn have her bite onto your neck as her hips loudly smack into yours over and over

>Ywn try to start a family with Sayori, only for her to get an abortion and hang herself a few months in
I want to hang an user!

>We're all gonna make it one day.

I miss him every day.

I wrote a small thing with Sayori :)
pastebin.com/rFLrf7e0

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My emotions race, dancing in the darkness.
Feelings that can never be conveyed.
If they’re so pure that words are not enough…
Then I’d rather them disappear into the sea of truth and lies

Sayori is not for bullying!
Only her bubbly butt should be bullied!

Lift those feels away, you soft cunt.

>That music
>That pic
F-fuck you man

You piece of shit.

Ok guys!
Hear me out, this may sound like crazy talk but i have been thinking about this for days now.
You see how Natsuki doesn’t really "blends" with the other girls? I mean look at her hair, there is no other Doki with such an unrealistic hair color.

And her frame, is strange that she is almost like a table while everyone is a titty monster, some of you guys have the malnourished theory.

But i think that is time to go deeper than that.
Natsuki is obviously a shape shifting organism inserted into the game code, an organic entity converted to a simple digital construct.

My theory is that she is based on a genetic splicing project using diarrhea as fecal matter will be able to change shape more easily, some kind of failsafe in case of Monika broke the game and achieved bacterial sex breaking the man machine interface prison created by the level four seal of Yinrua and calling the Neo-Xin dynasty from the future and obliterating the entire system of commerce.

Or even more serious if Yuri achieved a self-aware level high enough to call the electric fungus people of alfa centauri to liberate her from her Samsara level cell and re-take her place as a Ishthar and completely overwrite human consciousness at an elemental level breaking the memetic protection against other otherworldly creatures often confused as Nordic gods.

That is exactly why the poems are so important to show the mental state of each doki as another firewall against a flatline of the Id causing a completely game breaking error via the Ego of each of the constructs that make the dokis stables in their 4D universe.
Any thoughts?

Yuri's hair is purple.

>You see how Natsuki doesn’t really "blends" with the other girls? I mean look at her hair, there is no other Doki with such an unrealistic hair color.
>And her frame, is strange that she is almost like a table while everyone is a titty monster, some of you guys have the malnourished theory.
We already solved this, user.

>using diarrhea
stop being so full of shit senpai

Being dommed by Trapsuki!

How does one bully a butt?

Your delusion falls apart when looking at any official Natsuki image that shows her small, budding breasts.

I enjoyed it.

>Sayori posts are a bunch of sad cunts and anti-bully rangers
>Yuri posts are mostly just image macros telling people to kill themselves
>Monika posts are either obsessive or lewd

>Natsuki has...
>fuckmunch posting
>daddy fetish posting
>trap posting
>fat posting
>tan posting
>buff posting

Why does Natsuki receive such a variety of love?

give it a light slap now and then

Good to hear!
I really didn't know where to go with it and really didn't quite like the way it ended.

>Have friend playing DDLC for the first time with minimal spoilers
Wew lads
I wonder who he thinks best girl will be

Because Natsuki is the cutest.

she is the most common waifu here
not really monikafriends like me are more common but we are all interchangeable, and have the same personality and physical appearance

seems pretty light bullying to me

with the d.

>Natsuki has memes and fetishposting
ebin

Yeah, the ending could have been a more cohesive.
I'm also not sure if I'm entirely happy with the "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" poem not being Sayori's work, it honestly does feel like a Sayori poem, subject matter aside.

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EVERYONE has memes and fetishposting. The point is that Natsuki has more types of those.

Like this.

I find it funny. The twitter polls from Salvato always have her as the third or fourth favorite, but she gets a ton of love here.
Veeky Forums just has superior taste, i guess.
Don't.

>Image has jaggies
>Despite clean rips being easily accessible.
Why are Natsukifags so incompetent?

>The point is that Natsuki has more types of those.
Not really something to brag about.
If I had to say, I'd guess that Natsuki draws in more ironic weebs than anyone else, resulting in more shitty memes circulating about her.

furfags trying/threatening to commit suicide on cons it's something I've gotten used to.

There is like 99% chance furanon didn't lied.

Spanking Natsuki and having her call you Daddy!

Fuck, no one ever actually posts my fetish. Time to fap again.

Yeah, I wasn't too comfortable changing it, but I considered the possibility that Monika created it fully understanding, what would happen the next day, she was the one who did the pamphlets after all.

Thanks for the criticism though! I really appreciate it :D

That's that good shit.

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Veeky Forums doesn't have ironic weebs, you fucking dipshit. Just regular weebs. And as one, I love Natsuki.

reminder

Spanking Sayori and having her jump but give a low moan!
Sayori looking at you sheepishly!
Spanking her harder so she makes more cute noises!

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k-keep going

Spending time with Natsuki everyday!
Making new dishes every night!
Uh-oh, it came out poorly!
Struggling to eat it with Natsuki!
Laughing at the mistakes!

>Veeky Forums doesn't have ironic weebs
Wrong. I've seen too many Touhou threads to believe otherwise.

This is what you gotta do when she won't wake up for school

Groping Satori's butt as she expects more slaps!
Sayori pushing her butt up against your hand, as if asking for more!
Sayori weakly calling your name!
Groping her bubbly butt hard enough your fingers sink into that pristine pale butt!
Sayori hiding her face as she breathes heavily!

ok ive got a quick math test to see how many unironic weebs weve got here
>A Bus left the Scarlet Devil Mansion - three people boarded at the start. At Hakugyokurou, one got off, and half a person boarded. At Yakumo's house, two people left - so how many passengers in total?

Remember how she claims that Yuri is using padding, and how Sayori later confirms that was a lie?

Maybe she's projecting.

Nine.

buses don't exist in gensokyo

.5? I don't understand.

You're gonna make me cum.

1 man and a midget. Surprisingly the name of my favorite porno

The correct answer is Touhou is fucking overrated trash.

I'm not a fucking secondary, fuck off ironic weeb boi.

None, because there's no buses in Gensokyo.