/ink/ - Splatoon 2 General

>not charging up your special waiting for the rain maker

they didn't expose your position you panicked when the guy came, unaware that you were there, and when you missed he then panic splashed down

you could have defused the situation with a bomb

or maybe not fucking missing

>exposing yourself in 1v3 by charging your special
>reddit spacing

Anyone want to do some SR?

>doing nothing

nice grillerz

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>two hours straight
Alright, going to take a break for a little while guys, thanks for joining!

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ggs team.

ggs those last two were rough

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Both? I like the pants and skirt. Why don't yebs get better pants?

GGs, nice run

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Callie is merely pretending to be retarded. She's actually smarter than everyone and is in fact so smart that she pretends to be dumb in order to mock our assumed superior intellect.

Kissing and licking Slut Woomy and Schoolgirl Woomy's cum covered feet!

>tfw too intelligent to like Callie

Kissing their puckered buttholes while they moan for you to keep going!

Considering all the meddling with pearl and marina, callie was only stupid due to teleprompter shenanigans, because someone from up top didn't want two smart squids in the show.

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Green Woomy coaxing Tennis Woomy to orgasm using only her tentacles!

what if your woomy was retarded and homosexual

Speedy Woomy riding dick really fast!

>retarded
I can work with that.
>homosexual
Put her down.

ain't that a bit redundant?

what if your yebby got fired from grizzco for stealing eggs

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he'd change gender and become known as hoodrat.

Call him a retard for not trying to smuggle the GrizzCo Blaster out with his ass

I wonder if Grizz is a real bear. I want to fuck him

what if your woomy was a nigger?

grizz is actually a salmonling

change her skin tone

why isn't there a dab button come on it's 2017

I just bought a Switch with MO and Splatoon 2 yesterday.
Anyone interested in doing Salmon Runs or just regular matches together? I learned from the first game that going solo sucks.
SW-7718-5715-2100
I'm from europe if that's important

>blaster
You wot, brella is where it's at.

you still playing?

I want callie to step on my dick and make fun of me for liking it!

what if your woomy had a bladder problem and always brought spare shorts everywhere

might as well play bing bing wahoo as it slowed down this general immensely
we just have to wait until people are finished and finally come back

mind controlled callie or regular callie?

Most of /ink/ is at Profreshional already, so it's best to climb the SR solo so you learn how it works.
Otherwise, the Profresh can't increase their rank and safety net, and you'll get tossed right onto the escalator to hell.

"mind control "was just a plot to save that traitor's face.

Well I have been stuck at Go-getter for a while now because randos are randos. But sure, I'm not asking to be boosted or whatever

if he is a real bear i want to fuck him too

I will add you
desu I dont really care if you are not profresh but getting there by your own means is the better way to improve
its always good to see new /ink/lings

cannibal squibs?

I think I missed all the SR runs... I'll make a room though.

What if Sweets Woomy wanted to lick chocolate sauce and whipped cream off your dick?

Get in line

I knew this lewd was going to be used at some point

draw your inkling in the clothes you're wwearing

draw your inkling being abused

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im in if you are still interested

I dont wanna draw my spaghetti in just a jockstrap

still open

probably we are going to need to go with randos until someone new wants to join

yeah, I'm not sure what happened there too.

You could have at the very least thrown a bomb to slow down the rainmaker and then reposistion yourself. Instead you just sat there into the splashdown user came in.

why not

What if the the what if posters were just people in Dot's circlejerk trying to shitpost

What if you were wrong and didn't realize it's a group of autists from multiple places. including that one

what if dot stopped wearing jorts

dont worry
we got wiped in a low tide wave

I cant draw well

then she'd be nude

>She

I like jorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

what if your woomy drank milk straight from the carton

I am still here

Where's she getting this mysterious milk when the only mammals left on earth are male cats?

yesy! odyssey, yesy

from the fridge

>we can't use ingame screenshots as our avatars

i'll never not be buthurt

An excessively lazy doodle for a very lazy day

>not a "POP CULTURE REFERENCE" shirt

How did something that can't exist end up in her fridge?

>second time this question was asked
>I've been naked/underwear only both times
what have i become

>only mammals left on Earth

Unlikely, hell, we got realistic projections of what would happen if the ice caps fully melted. We're not gonna become 99% water and 1% landmass like Splatoon says. It's just the stupid islanders (Japan) of Splatoon think so cause all coastal regions and islands get fucked.

So are you implying the squid research lab is located somewhere on earth rather than in space? That actually would make some sense. Though according to the app the squid research lab is NOJ is Kyoto. So what's up with that?

I only wear subtle gaming and anime reference shirts when I actually do wear tees with a design on them

S sorry I didn't say before but GGs

whatever building this is

oh no I meant this

>tfw wear turbo nerd shirts in public to embarrass everyone around me including myself

>salmon run
>2 dissconnects
>1 lost match
>derank