>playing a regular game dota 2 >you lose a team fight >suddenly hear "what is my team DOING?" on the mic
What do you do?
Thomas Johnson
Reminder >Never pull a blind person, or change direction or elevation unexpectedly >always hold out your hand and allow them to find it >Never walk with your hands in your pockets while leading >if a noise spooked you it frightened them, try to explain what it was >if you go shopping with a blind person, prepare to explain everything and read a lot of labels. Do not sound annoyed. >they can't see, be careful around them when they have a knife, or just in general. Many eyes have been poked >I feel like it can't be stated enough that you have to explain everything. Maybe a paper fell and it made a noise, to you it mightve just been a paper falling, to them it could be anything. Noises can be terrifying >the other senses are superbly important, especially hearing. Do not restrict the ears, headphones are a no go, unless in a comfortable setting or when using voice assist on the iPhone. >the sense of smell is amazing, I've been sniffed out in crowded rooms >iPhone has some of the best disability assistive software around, except the recent .0.3 update was a downgrade [totally anecdotal. Poll of 3 people]]
Noah Miller
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Ethan Sanders
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Logan Young
You also hate how that autist says PREVIOUSLY ON /D2G/? patrician taste my man
Robert Kelly
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Joshua Perez
Qop of love pain is love
Brandon Stewart
>>good meme image
>literally the most forced, terrible meme from nu-d2g
honestly should have stopped coming here after ti5 desu, been downhill since then
Austin Martinez
make one with lion
Adrian Roberts
?
Eli Murphy
Yeah I honestly don't know why people put so much effort into them, they're really not funny at all.
Wyatt Ross
support your local thread maker, and not the autist who HAS TO MAKE EVERY THREAD
you should be happy, user
Jaxon Hernandez
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Landon Ortiz
>reddit spacing >desu >>
Jaxon Myers
>I'm literally a boogeyman now
I haven't made a thread in like 2-3 days, why do you care so much?
Chase Gomez
Release the patch icefrog or CM gets it
Jackson Scott
post lina & luna I need reference material for a commission
Nathaniel Ward
I'll go to be after Lion
Matthew Adams
Stop bullying Day9 pls
Kevin Robinson
How did Secret stomp Liquid so hard? This shouldn't happen. Liquid are the best team in the world. Secret are tier 2 (as shown by their performance against VP) Someone explain.
Robert Thompson
>hating hyuk posting this is the power...of the 3k pubs
What the fuck is Hyuk? Is that the sound he is making? I've seen lots of day9 pics already but why hyuk?
Sebastian Ramirez
>old d2g >actual memes with actual effort, relevancy, and individual adaptation >nu-d2g >"HaHEhahaha guys I made anotehr day 9 edit xDDD" >"oh boy that lelouch guy that people kept talking about 3 years ago before I first posted here is a real character ahahah !!"
Ethan Howard
i'll continue later, this thread is shit anyway including my posts till the patch hits
Hudson Ramirez
>ywn have a blind person grope your dick and get amazed as it keeps getting bigger and harder, then startle them as you scream and cum in their dead useless eyes
Nathaniel Perez
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Isaac Rivera
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Luis Martinez
That's not how you make babies
Noah Turner
oh shit
Owen Edwards
damn nigga you got big balls
Isaiah Peterson
>hologram posting >hyukposting What will TI8's unfunny forced meme be?
Landon Ward
something artifact related
Isaiah Mitchell
I hope it's podchan again
Jace Thompson
>mid and carries feed >no wards or courier the whole game >everyone is screaming at each other in every language known to man, some unknown >everyone is just fucking around playing farmville instead of defense of the ancients
Am I describing ranked or low priority?
Bentley Perez
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Robert Reed
when can we start reporting them?
Christian Kelly
yooooo
Matthew Gomez
RELEASE THE PATCH NOTES ICEFROG YOU REPTILE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Carson Sanchez
>creepy old man >constantly displays his attraction to all dota girls >gets rejected all the time >hates shitskins (at stated in the line "I bring dark's banishment")
Is Kotl /ourguy/?
Daniel Ross
It's an english onamonapia for laughter in the context of hyukposting it is used to point out day9's affected enthusiasm often manifesting in laughter
Bentley Barnes
I just woke up Can someone link me the notes?
Andrew Gomez
5 new heroes get revealed at once but they all look retarded or valve moves the tournament to a new place while keyarena is getting renovated and we end up with shanghai major tier fuckups
Lincoln Robinson
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Asher Mitchell
Predicto patch notes.
>Rhasta base damage increased by 12 >Pudge move speed reduced by 5 >Gondar Aghs new function: uninstalls dota
Adam Hernandez
CM -1 INT -5 MS
Camden Martin
>2 cores vs 5 enemy cores >take the game an hour >somehow win well 3 cores actually turns out BH is the hardest right clicker in the game and can 1v1 AM nothing better than obliterating shit talking spics
Wyatt Barnes
>ogre +1 base armor
Henry Parker
>Sf strenght icreased by 2 >Qop base damage reduced by 1 >cm ms reduced by 25
Isaiah Wood
10 minutes till patchu
Dylan Johnson
GIVE ME PATCH NOTES
Jason Myers
>right click BH Based
Charles Peterson
Both?
Justin Scott
>vacuum cooldown reduced from 32 seconds to 31.5 seconds >necrophos base armor reduced by 1 >elder titan base int increased by 2
Liam Ortiz
>Echo on Bounty Back into the Gulag you go
Evan Nelson
What mmr is this?
Jonathan James
user...this IS the gulag
Nicholas Watson
>dark seer >vacuum cooldown unchanged
Gavin Lopez
you actually kill anyone in less than 2 seconds with it
Adrian Rodriguez
unranked VHS but one of those games where 8/10 accounts are level 15 or below. a real treat
Blake Johnson
>Blackophos >Magic resistance reduced to zero HOLY SHIT THE MADFROG
>I will destroy his life What did she mean by this?
Oliver Price
When are GOOD teams playing?
Thomas Diaz
who is this crackwhore lolbab and why should i care?
Carson James
Then I guess we are the loser club
Brandon Turner
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Cooper Fisher
she dated bulldog for a couple weeks i think even if he flat out raped her his army of thirteen year old fags would still idolize him
Owen Gonzalez
she is greek
Cameron Ortiz
Secret actually the best Team in EU and this with a new roster + chokeone.
Camden Moore
>Venomancer >ult duration decreased >Aghs no longer lowers cooldown >Necro >Ghost form no longer applies slow >Reduced heal from kills >Bloodseeker >Blood Rite cooldown increased >changed from pure to magic damage
Carson Foster
frogs are not reptiles
Blake Allen
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Oliver Sullivan
insider here. patch notes released after the captains draft qualifiers end today.
Julian King
This picture makes me want to go have sex with my girlfriend
Bentley Hernandez
Whos that fag in the picture ?
Daniel Ramirez
Patch drops in two days, is there any leak around?
Mason Stewart
women are such entitled cunts then you have shit like >muh wagegap that will just make them even more entitled how about stop enabling stupid lazy cunts to have anything in life without working for it and lambast all betamales who idolize and enable it
in conclusion: falsely click 500 ads on every twitch whore and patreon whore's page and get them permabanned by google for click fraud so they get a real job like they have been begging to be able to do for decade
Jayden King
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Wyatt Robinson
>clips.twitch tv/KindRockyCourgetteNotATK prob likes a finger in the butt when hes getting head the same accusations almost destroyed poor Kanye West's career
David Wood
absolute mad man.
Aiden Cook
god I hate reddit so much this "shit posting" and "memes" made me stab my nuts with my ramen fork
Jose Smith
>the current matrimonial system in 30s
Levi Carter
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Isaac Taylor
Are your nuts okay? I'm a nurse.
Josiah Hall
>ramen fork ear real ramen with chopstick and a ladel or eat it dry out of the pack there is no middleground
Levi Taylor
>ill destroy his life with a video what could this video be?
William Moore
what's the ladel for?
Nathan Edwards
viewer bait
Dylan Davis
How are you going to eat the soup with just chopsticks?
Luke Mitchell
finishing the broth flyovers I swear
Michael Edwards
his crazy ausie bitch ex leaked helena stuff so she can avoid a possible relationship between bulldog and helena