/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/31846/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
New players (League refugee edition): dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Interactive Map: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/interactivemap/

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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dota2 is for losers

>/d2g/
>Previous:
>ctrl+f reddit: 0 found
>good meme image
Excellent thread

Luna.

>playing a regular game dota 2
>you lose a team fight
>suddenly hear "what is my team DOING?" on the mic

What do you do?

Reminder
>Never pull a blind person, or change direction or elevation unexpectedly
>always hold out your hand and allow them to find it
>Never walk with your hands in your pockets while leading
>if a noise spooked you it frightened them, try to explain what it was
>if you go shopping with a blind person, prepare to explain everything and read a lot of labels. Do not sound annoyed.
>they can't see, be careful around them when they have a knife, or just in general. Many eyes have been poked
>I feel like it can't be stated enough that you have to explain everything. Maybe a paper fell and it made a noise, to you it mightve just been a paper falling, to them it could be anything. Noises can be terrifying
>the other senses are superbly important, especially hearing. Do not restrict the ears, headphones are a no go, unless in a comfortable setting or when using voice assist on the iPhone.
>the sense of smell is amazing, I've been sniffed out in crowded rooms
>iPhone has some of the best disability assistive software around, except the recent .0.3 update was a downgrade [totally anecdotal. Poll of 3 people]]

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You also hate how that autist says PREVIOUSLY ON /D2G/?
patrician taste my man

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Qop of love
pain is love

>>good meme image

>literally the most forced, terrible meme from nu-d2g

honestly should have stopped coming here after ti5 desu, been downhill since then

make one with lion

?

Yeah I honestly don't know why people put so much effort into them, they're really not funny at all.

support your local thread maker, and not the autist who HAS TO MAKE EVERY THREAD

you should be happy, user

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>reddit spacing
>desu
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>I'm literally a boogeyman now

I haven't made a thread in like 2-3 days, why do you care so much?

Release the patch icefrog or CM gets it

post lina & luna
I need reference material for a commission

I'll go to be after Lion

Stop bullying Day9 pls

How did Secret stomp Liquid so hard?
This shouldn't happen.
Liquid are the best team in the world.
Secret are tier 2 (as shown by their performance against VP)
Someone explain.

>hating hyuk posting
this is the power...of the 3k pubs

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no esports no patch

youtube.com/watch?v=04v1MAMEhYc

This is the only picture of Luna I have

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What the fuck is Hyuk? Is that the sound he is making? I've seen lots of day9 pics already but why hyuk?

>old d2g
>actual memes with actual effort, relevancy, and individual adaptation
>nu-d2g
>"HaHEhahaha guys I made anotehr day 9 edit xDDD"
>"oh boy that lelouch guy that people kept talking about 3 years ago before I first posted here is a real character ahahah !!"

i'll continue later, this thread is shit anyway including my posts till the patch hits

>ywn have a blind person grope your dick and get amazed as it keeps getting bigger and harder, then startle them as you scream and cum in their dead useless eyes

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That's not how you make babies

oh shit

damn nigga you got big balls

>hologram posting
>hyukposting
What will TI8's unfunny forced meme be?

something artifact related

I hope it's podchan again

>mid and carries feed
>no wards or courier the whole game
>everyone is screaming at each other in every language known to man, some unknown
>everyone is just fucking around playing farmville instead of defense of the ancients

Am I describing ranked or low priority?

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when can we start reporting them?

yooooo

RELEASE THE PATCH NOTES ICEFROG YOU REPTILE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>creepy old man
>constantly displays his attraction to all dota girls
>gets rejected all the time
>hates shitskins (at stated in the line "I bring dark's banishment")

Is Kotl /ourguy/?

It's an english onamonapia for laughter
in the context of hyukposting it is used to point out day9's affected enthusiasm often manifesting in laughter

I just woke up
Can someone link me the notes?

5 new heroes get revealed at once but they all look retarded
or valve moves the tournament to a new place while keyarena is getting renovated and we end up with shanghai major tier fuckups

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Predicto patch notes.

>Rhasta base damage increased by 12
>Pudge move speed reduced by 5
>Gondar Aghs new function: uninstalls dota

CM -1 INT -5 MS

>2 cores vs 5 enemy cores
>take the game an hour
>somehow win
well 3 cores actually turns out BH is the hardest right clicker in the game and can 1v1 AM
nothing better than obliterating shit talking spics

>ogre +1 base armor

>Sf strenght icreased by 2
>Qop base damage reduced by 1
>cm ms reduced by 25

10 minutes till patchu

GIVE ME PATCH NOTES

>right click BH
Based

Both?

>vacuum cooldown reduced from 32 seconds to 31.5 seconds
>necrophos base armor reduced by 1
>elder titan base int increased by 2

>Echo on Bounty
Back into the Gulag you go

What mmr is this?

user...this IS the gulag

>dark seer
>vacuum cooldown unchanged

you actually kill anyone in less than 2 seconds with it

unranked VHS
but one of those games where 8/10 accounts are level 15 or below. a real treat

>Blackophos
>Magic resistance reduced to zero
HOLY SHIT THE MADFROG

clips.twitch tv/KindRockyCourgetteNotATK

>I will destroy his life
What did she mean by this?

When are GOOD teams playing?

who is this crackwhore lolbab and why should i care?

Then I guess we are the loser club

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she dated bulldog for a couple weeks i think
even if he flat out raped her his army of thirteen year old fags would still idolize him

she is greek

Secret actually the best Team in EU and this with a new roster + chokeone.

>Venomancer
>ult duration decreased
>Aghs no longer lowers cooldown
>Necro
>Ghost form no longer applies slow
>Reduced heal from kills
>Bloodseeker
>Blood Rite cooldown increased
>changed from pure to magic damage

frogs are not reptiles

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insider here.
patch notes released after the captains draft qualifiers end today.

This picture makes me want to go have sex with my girlfriend

Whos that fag in the picture ?

Patch drops in two days, is there any leak around?

women are such entitled cunts
then you have shit like >muh wagegap
that will just make them even more entitled
how about stop enabling stupid lazy cunts to have anything in life without working for it and lambast all betamales who idolize and enable it

in conclusion: falsely click 500 ads on every twitch whore and patreon whore's page and get them permabanned by google for click fraud so they get a real job like they have been begging to be able to do for decade

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>clips.twitch tv/KindRockyCourgetteNotATK
prob likes a finger in the butt when hes getting head
the same accusations almost destroyed poor Kanye West's career

absolute mad man.

god I hate reddit so much
this "shit posting" and "memes" made me stab my nuts with my ramen fork

>the current matrimonial system in 30s

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Are your nuts okay? I'm a nurse.

>ramen fork
ear real ramen with chopstick and a ladel or eat it dry out of the pack
there is no middleground

>ill destroy his life with a video
what could this video be?

what's the ladel for?

viewer bait

How are you going to eat the soup with just chopsticks?

finishing the broth
flyovers I swear

his crazy ausie bitch ex leaked helena stuff so she can avoid a possible relationship between bulldog and helena