/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

sucy in their 100 ton kodiak

Greg, he is the big man on campus

Quad mechs when?

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Haruko in their pink high-heeled Highland

Whenever Haruko comes back
Whenever Dashing is not negligent
Whenever Kakos is no longer Hitler

>50 ton mech + 50 ton mech = 80 ton mech
???

A good friend of mine works really close to the PGI HQ and says he could visit them and ask something

What would you do/say if you went to the Vancouver office?

Why haven't you fired Tina yet?

Quad mechs when?

Think i'm gonna be that fag and make an LRM Mauler.

youtube.com/watch?v=4jl1f8Mngbw
Who was in the wrong here?

>yfw /y/s YEAR long clank thread died
a moments silence for those not with us anymore

Who is factually the worst player in kong?

What are the small details?

At least it has lurmquirx.

>manchildren can't handle getting teamkilled
They brought this on themselves

>doctor pavel im C I A

Man, getting nostalgia from Crunk's HARD shenanigans.

Good times

Why not do this to T1 players? Wouldn't they be saltier?

Serves all those fucking shitters that can't reach tier 3 right. Christ, if they'd put down the LRM's for a solid week and adopt laser vomit they would tier up and not have to deal with it.

never let a bro skip leg day

Ask them when will they feel like they've fucked the licence up enough that they can let it lapse and get bought up by a developer that will respect the IP!

You do realize part of the problem is...no one wants the IP.

Lawbreakers when?

22 years ago, get with the times senpai.

He used the banepost names to get people to read out the entire plane scene script, it's fucking kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=d5iTTDMgGOQ

It is pretty damn awesome. Got killed by them a few times, never got salty about it though.

vass pls

4 manz legging in scouting
They say it is the only way to win

Must be American primetime

Must be forced finnish memes.

I have it on good authority that it's in fact a german primetime meme.

45 loot bags since Friday...I don't see myself getting 150 by the end of this with out some binging.

Euros are at work

Why even bother if it's not fun?

What is meme and what's real at this point?

I miss the old Large Laser model for the Awesome

I miss all the pre-cancer stuff.

Are you actually not getting bags in each match you do?

Wow

Triple lurm 20 hunchback eye eye see in scouting

Really American primetime again

It's very disappointing. If they could just reinstate the old models and go from there it'd be nice but PGI can barely model a cube. Who did the original geometry anyway?

You mean Aussie time, it's 3:30 am for 'murikans.

So what happened to Brandy, why did he supposedly kill himself?

Fuck off Pardo.

It is fun, It just seems like a lot.

I'm meeting requirements, but I'm missing some rewards.

So, yesterday i had a great time in MW:LL.
Question is - yes, it's only one server full, but why would i bother if the match is on, i can log in and play almost full 28player match instantly?
I now, in general it would be better if player count increased but does it affect my game right now? Nope.

Guys is Kakos Kolos a homosexual?

Yes, Kakos Kaelus Kuckos Kulos Kolos is indeed a homosexual

and is he a top or bottom???

It breaks my heart to watch Harken dying. The zombie is going to die and I can't save it

Hello

Hello my team

Would haruko make a good wife?

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Praying for the Vaper Eagle.

We don't need no Lanner Negro.

Shadowhawk IIc

Too much effort, easier to use a throw away account, jump into trial kdk-3 and get banned in a day or so.

Spooky bump.

Please stop spooking these threads. Thank you in advance.

2nd spooky bump.

Who else is done with their 150?

Done on 1st account, at 80 with 2nd.

Not looking forward to 50 games of scouting, I tell you what.

It'll be the Black Lanner and will be based on the original goofy design instead of the card game. And Sarna had the TRO image mirrored for some silly reason.

wiki.mechlivinglegends.net/index.php/Black_Lanner

But the nigger landworm is literally an obese bastard mulatto spawn between a viper and a shadowcat. And because of its morbid obesity, it gives up jump jet capability for MASC, while also being so over-engined that at best it runs firepower equal to a shadowcat. 11-12.5 tons, and very little pod space because of ferro and endo.

>tfw too tired to play MWO (MRBC) because you've played other games (tabletop RPGs) the whole day

Guys is MWO p2w?

yes

I'm looking to buy a new mech. I already own a Hunchback IIC a, Timberwolf, Direwolf, Jenner IIC and night Gyr.
Any suggestions?

Hellbringer for an ECM laserboat.

Mad Dog for ATM, streak or SRM bombing.

What about the other clan assaults?

Warhawk prime if you want to be a 4x ERPPC memester.
Warhawk C if you want a 902m optimum range 6x ERLL sniper.

Marauder IIC if you want a tanky laser vomit assault.

Gargoyle and Executioner are trash.

Are non-laser Marauders IIC viable?

post spooky robots

>rape incarnate

They're mechs you want to buy when you've got all your bases covered.

the 3x ballistic one is for 4xML or 2x ERPPC and 3x UAC5 meme shit.

The 2x ballistic one is really easily cored and neutered. It does do 2x UAC10 and 5x ERML pretty neatly, just don't expect it to survive longer than a couple of seconds.

The 2x missile and 5x energy one is for a 2x LPL, 2x MPL, 2x ATM12 and tag jumping assault. Basically you've got less firepower than an ATM timber wolf, but slightly more armor.

Wyvern has been having sex with the wrong female mechs. It has burning in its crotch.

Something like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=7W35dyPTh6o

So if you could get a costume of any mech for Halloween, what would it be?

Highlander. IIC or IS, both are fine.

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Do not forget the ECM variant. 2 gauss 2 ERLL is a simple yet effective build. That thing put me into top 100 assault pilots in one evening.

Guys are LRM's better than Mostly Reject Missiles?

>vapor eagle

>First variant can run 2x ATM12 w/ 5 tons ammo, 4x LMG w/1,5 tons ammo, 4x ERSL, 3x JJ, L-CAP, XL300

>or 4x LMG + 2x HLL + 2x ERML + XL325 like a bigger, fatter Blood Kit

I like it!

It's SearchWarrior trying to find a Marik drop.

American Primetime?

What's the general consensus after the game's overall balance tweaks just now?

Are the lasers finally nerfed? Is the rave party meta finally gone? are ballistics viable? 8v8 when?

>unironically wanting 8v8

You should have asked beforehand what group we wanted to be. Why in god's name did you not at least make Kong Clanners to drop with Gonk? Honestly, you shouldn't make decisions for the group since you're never around.

Freebirthers will never succeed.

>laser vomit depends on high pinpoint alpha
>not a DPS oriented build
>"we decided to nerf medium laser cooldowns so they don't do so much dps"
>laser vomit builds still pumping out 80+ alphas
>medium lasers now have higher cooldowns than large lasers
>???

I'm getting drops now and I'm on Discord all the time. Most of the time no one cares what faction I pick for Kong and no one had picked one since he last contract had expired

If you were in mumble where actual people that drop in kong are you wouldn't be talking out of your ass like this.