Planetside 2 general /ps2g/

The life and death of a 1.5 KDR mouse edition

>What is this game?
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>How do I shot?
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>How do I shot mans? (advanced)
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>Tweaks and optimizations
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>stats and vehicle memes
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>chart some dead user made
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jesus fucking christ that looks unhealty, rip in piss

i received my first fanmail quite a while ago. sadly we were both in good spirits

whoops wrong one, but i guess that counts too. liv free in en see

wat da fuggg

OP, here. Yeah the mouse is pretty much """""""dead"""""" (i.e unusable;mouse keeps on right-clicking (and also left-clicking) by its own, double clicks instead of single clicks, etc), but I can still do the "cawadooty BS" combo with it -- which may give it a few more months before I stop being a cheaparse and finally buy a decent mouse instead of the common "three fiddy" garbo. Oh, and the muddy is there because I'm not nerdy enough to proper clean pc periphals.
And yes, this is the mouse I've been using to try to "aim better" those last few years. May the bullying begin.

*bullies*

Good morning memers!

I can only imagine how bad the owner of that mice smells

>you cannot exit ps2 because all the exits are blocked.
what do?

i noticed when my old mouse started to double click that i changed finger position it stopped doing double click after a while. i also moved around the finger on the button while pressingdown. so it might simply be dirty inside n outside Io/

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNINGS AURAXIS

no bullying of mine can be worse than... THAT
cant even imagine what the hue that owns that mouse looks like
take a shower gus

u can never leave
:EEE

>log in for the first time in a year
>see GustavoM driving around on a flash

You can't leave. They expect one of you in the wreckage

>halloween directives

Goooooood morning memer! :3

Did you cum on that mouse?

Never forget briggs.
In which TR were underage, NC were full fucking retard and VS had a actual civil war thanks to furries

??

Ptchoo :------D

P-pt-tchoo :------??

I'm VS and I LOVE big dicks.

t. TR

i wonder how time efficient it'd be to grind this for a carapace

t. cum guzzling VS """player"""

you literally can't get t6 from basic packs

why they gotta ruin my fun

thanks u werl

oh fugg don drink my bllods dragula

GMM :D

People still play this? I haven't played much since the Mattherson/Waterson mergersmash.

Mattherson canon.

Morning sweetie!

y-you too~

Good evening!

surely you mean memerald lol

anime lol

Your ivi score x your ivi kdr is now your penis length in millimeters.

How fucked are you?

NYERK NYERK NYERK *coughs pile of wool
Happy halloween, retards.

>2200x8
meh

yes?

no but seriously what the fuck man
i can understand "bohoo i am poor monkey and can't afford a good computer"
but a half decent mouse is literally $20
what the fuck

gus, clean your fucking room

Spooky ps2g

take notes cihldren :--DDDDD

>hey i can't do y, can you do x?
>only if you do y first
>yeah but i can't do y
>we can do x if you do y
>no look it really is literally impossible for me to do y
>eh too bad, we can't do x
>pls
>lol ok we'll do x
lol ps2 customer support

>Connection Quality: gus's mouse cleanliness

not even close mate
connection quality bad is bad
gus' mouse looks like something that sat in a junkyard for years

>connection quality goes to "bad" when getting shot
uhmmm

>unironically using a fucked up mouse to play vidya
>30% HSR
cant tell if autism or seriously dedicated

The worst this is that he keeps something so disgusting. His personal hygiene must be horrible

shhhhh don tell any 1 ;)))
memes aside, that barely ever happens if you look at other webums i spam

>log in
>fps capped to 30 when I normally get 80
whut

punish ment for being an cheeder ;DD

ummm no cheedings from me? I've been a good memer
I mean I bully people who /tell for revives but that doesn't count right???

donut lie 2 me
t.,:; cheed polees

aim better

>get helmet
>is the worst helmet ever, looks way worst than stock
thanks wrel

Hey, that's better than getting another classic shit """""""""sticker""""" decal.

i'd really rather have the decal than that. there's some good decals like the raven decal that i have at least

>hating on composite
u wot now m8

it makes the infiltrator looks like a fucking dog

>Fugging doggers
i repot u

doggo?????? :3

>H1z1 no longer in steam top 10

When it dies, Daybreak dies with it. That means our war will finally be over

wew guess im not going to buy some new camos then

Game has at least a year left, so you can buy your camos

yeah but it was money hardly earned by selling CS GO skins and i fucking hate that game so much i cant even play it anymore to get the skins and sell them

also which camos do you guys recommend, think im going to buy one of the amerish ones.

spider web or whatev
radar buster
amerish leaf (debatable)
snowstorm
i buy like 1-2 camos a month cus i get bored of em quick so i dont remember a lot

cow camo is 10/10 imo

rank?

dolla bill
hossin DUDE WEED LMAO
anything else is shit

>oculus shield
should i upgrade it, senpai
looks placebo

Good night!

ye forgot the 420 one
actually fits Hossin proper

>using up an implant slot for something that doesnt even cancel effects unless u preemtively chuck a kit beforehand
go Assimilate and Carapace for extra synergy instead

GOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHT AURAXIS!

>ass + karapass
good meme

grind to BR8, buy one deluxe box, delete and remake if you no carapace

let's write a song, one line at a time
I'll start

TERRAN REPUBLIC

that 50 min vacuum

yeah yeah yeah

>pic related half the time
>ask in chat if anyone else is getting lagspikes
>no answer, several times
server latency means it's not on my end though??????

fucking halloween ass cunt bullshit
kill yourself werl

>that tomato targeting
lmao

yeah i know, my aim is fucking shit tonight but i'm still hitting 10 kdr with 1.5-2 kpm
CARAPACE LOL

post mansshotting music
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>stabbed twice
>no damage
this shitty webm has been bought to you by

go away azzyshitter

youtube.com/watch?v=6Wrxco5goLI
shaz*explodes

>Assimilate and Carapace for extra synergy

i swear to god by the time i get carapace they will have nerfed it

here's a song that describes ps2g :3

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gun butt eh, miss anime!

it's a meme you dip

>it's a meme you dip
oh i knew that i know all about memes hahaim the memepro here haha i knew this all along you can't aoutnmeme me

t. sub 200 meme score

NO NOT TRUE my meme score is VERY big, some have said its even TOO Big

lol

...

das rite

high in the sky :D

>connection quality: cheeding stabbings away
rprtd

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