/hat/ - A Hat in Time General

Not a fan? Hat Kid's got other games too!

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no butts here

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Describe a level terribly
>Alien breaks into studio guarded by birds to get picture taken then scribble all over it.

>horribly
but thats exactly what happened

Why am i retarded?

Damn, that sucks. I guess we can expect the DLC worlds to take even longer than that then.

I imagine it's because you neglected to read:
>As there is no energy system in the final version of the game, this hat has likely been replaced by the Brewing Hat due to they're similarities in design.
As in, you can't get the hat because they made a different version of it.

What the fuck, that last part wasn't there before. Someone must have edited that in once i've pointed it out. Look at that typo.

Why did the other mafia gets cut out in the final version?

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cute!

So, I just beat the bird level and the conductor won. I got no boss fight. Did I do a bad?

Continue to play the game, user.

just go play an other chapter

THAT FILTHY LYING PECK NECK! I'LL THROTTLE HIM!

well look at the revision history

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>hanging out with your bros in a hot sauna while it's raining

Comfy as fuck.

Hatsona or a real Shin Mustachi Tensei game?

Time rifts are nice

Sure, it all looks pretty; but what does it all mean? Why is a London-ish city underwater, and what's its relevance to Hat Kid?

Clocktowers, whales of a time and a New York Minute.

>endgame reward for finding all the time pieces is a plaided reskin for the default hat.

I feel like an idiot now.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

It's about the journey, not the goal.

At least it's not a literal piece of shit

Cancerous

>never going to buy a switch so I want to check out Odyssey on twitch
>all streamers are racing the fucking kooopas trying to improve by 0.01s like autists
Yeah, a hat in time wins every time.

It's one falseflagger doing it again and again and again, just ignore it user.

It's some lunatic who's mad because Mario is stealing all the attention.

Hey, my Hat kid wears the same thing!

Not sure if you lot remember, but I called this in the last thread. I knew they wouldn't be able to hit the fall mark for consoles. This was always going to be a 2018 game. Do wonder how they're going to break this info publically.They already said we were getting the console release with PC, then fall, now this.

mornin' any good mods released today?

just skins

So, in leiu of good new mods to shill, are there any good old mods to shill? I'm a fan of Lilac's earpieces

bump

This outfit modded in, WHEN?

/v/ is going -full- blown AHiT vs Ody right now, there is atleast 2-3 threads up at a time comparing them. It's become a meme at this point. I'm not even sure whos baiting who anymore.

so this is it, this game will be associated with shitposting forever

That is what they're going for, yes.

Why can't we get along?

God dammit. Shitposters need to be scalped

We can. but it all takes is literally 2 people to repeadtedly spam this hate fest and it'll turn an entire community, /v/ in this case, against a fanbase. Much like they're are terrible sonypeople, and terrible ninty people and Microsoft people, people are all grouped into one bucket. It is honestly one guy making that same threads again and again and again, he has some physco vendetta. at this point though, he is free marketing this game.

It only took one Nissan vs GM shitposter to shitpost hard enough to bring Veeky Forums to its heels, spamming gay porn threads until 9/10 pages on the board had to be deleted
2 years later and people still can't talk about either company's products without being met with vitriol

Thankfully /v/ has the attention span of Mayflies, they might forget about Hatty Time

there was way too much sauce on the pizza!!!

Automobile gay porn?

Just /hc/ tier shit and pepes killing off most of the threads on Veeky Forums in under and hour
If anything the /v/ shitposter ain't dedicated enough

>she said she was afraid of her PENIS

Put more or the links in a pastebin

That girl had the ugliest BUTT

but they're holding an xbox and a playstation controller besides isn't it single player?

everyone is at fault, everyone

Odyssey in Time when?

Which boss is more fun? Conductor or Grooves?

They're the same fight.

They are the same but I enjoy fighting conductor more than grooves just because it's a lot more fitting

Real shame, would have been neat if they were different
Then again chapter 4 didn't even have a boss fight and chapter 3's boss fight was way too short

A Hat in CUTE

I don't have a good enough computer to play a hat in time, are vinny's streams good?

They're pretty good although around chapter 4 he's a little quiet because he was sick around the time.

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cute!!!!!!

Do we know how to say her real name?

>Alien does contractual labor for woodsman

Sanser

It's far too complex for mere humans to comprehend

>did you see that little girl's HAT?

Her name will only be revealed to you if and only if you truly love Hat Kid in a non-lewd manner.

Hat Kid's real name is Puella.

petasi puella?

Go away Madoka.

>finally got a job after months of looking
>immediately buy hat time

Good choice user, I sincerely hope you enjoy the adventure.
Oh and try not to have a heart attack from all the cute.

According to the Moleman ARG it's Puella.

The Devs have said that isn't Canon, but it's the best we've got.

relevant yet?

Hat kid has also said that she doesn't even know how her name would even be pronounced in english language though

Wait, what ARG?

Look up Mole Man1111 on Youtube.

Translations of the text in the videos and descriptions are in here.

steamcommunity.com/app/253230/discussions/1/1489987634015070332/

Yes.

>Update queued

>another 2GB of nothing

Stop bloating my game reeeeeeeeee

mother fucker I got locked out of the game once this week already. at least consoles don't force you to do retarded shit like manually edit manifest files in order to trick it into letting you play the game you paid for without updating. FUCK steam.

Okay, anyone else manage to not even get the chance to fight the Battle of the Birds boss?

DJ just threw the time piece out and let me grab it.

Didn't someone translate the xeno language?

Is that just 'Hat Kid' or her real name?

head to the machineroom on your ship and pick up the phone

>Alien invades peaceful human planet, polluting homes and businesses with dangerous artifacts and murdering innocent men and mustached children

Answer the phone.