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I love Sivir?!?!?!
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fuck this matchmaking holy shit it's awful

xth for my wife Syndra

vayne concept

Whatever are you talking about user

>she will never laugh and say that you look so pathetic and cute trying to crawl away from her after she binded your legs when you tried to run away while you hear the sound of her heels coming closer and closer

>tfw no qt petite gf

>194005181
And you'll likely never have one.

>she will never giggle at your squirming against her binds while she slowly walks closer swaying her hips and smirking

I'm talking about RANKED matchmaking
either my team outright feeds, the enemy team outright feeds, or on the 1% chance they stop being retarded i spend an extra 30 minutes carrying and shotcalling.

I swear to god games never used to be "xd lose in 10 minutes" shit but some fucking how a top laner, mid laner or even bot laner can consecutively feed the enemy and you can't do anything about.
A fucing jayce got 7/0 before 10 minutes and 1 shot everyone for fucks sake that shouldn't even be possible
what happened to the "you're worth less gold" what the fucking fuck

I really want Vayne to get a skin with the top hat

>people havent yet realized that since ardent supports are dying and kog is becoming relevant that teemo adc is a legitimate counter since he was already able to abuse wits end and rageblade

janna concept

Do you think she'd drag you back to bed or would she do it on the spot?

>user x: riot is so stupid games are so snowbally guy just 1v9s
>user y: riot is so stupid it's impossible to carry because rubberband catchup xp tanks and shields
well which is it

She can make herself float with her magic, so she might be able to do the same thing to you. If so, she's probably pull you back to the bed where she'd bind you fully and tease you for hours.

it's fix matchmaking and make the teams even. clearly something is wrong here

>die to jayce
>he clears wave, recalls and buys some AD
>you walk back to lane with nothing
>he just beats your shit in again
I mean, yeah

volatile matchups
people win/lose early and snowball off that

probably true but I remain hopeful!

So she's basically gonna pull the bindings on your legs with magic as you desperately try to grab and hold on to anything just to not be placed back to your bed and be forced play Dark Lux's little "game".Would she be laughing at your desperate attempts?

>Olaf: "how do you even feed a Veigar as Lee Sin Mid"
>Hit Tab
>Olaf rushed Infinity Edge first item

How the flying fuck do you consistently win games in Silver Flex? "git gud" doesn't mean shit if the enemy hypercarry is 10/0 at 10 minutes.

>be jungle on the other side of the map split pushing bot
>team fights a 4v5 in their jungle while we're behind
>enemy team aces them then goes to baron
>ADC starts furiously pinging me and screaming to go to baron
What do they expect me to do 1v5 them and get baron?
Why are laners so retarded? They refuse to ward and die to the dumbest shit then cry and bitch about how it's your fault they fed like I wanna know what goes on through their head when they pull this shit? why bother queuing if you're gonna play like a retard?

Maybe for her VGU. Ardent nerfs mean I can go back to having slme fun with her and I'm still open to major kit changes that involve greater use of wind for active defense.

losing lane is one thing but dying 7 times in 10 minutes is a whole other level of bad, it's like beating your head against a wall and praying it breaks before your skull does

She wouldn't stop giggling at you the entire time, and every attempt you made to resist would just amuse her even more because she knows you could never escape and once she's done with you, you'd never want to. Nothing amuses or arouses her more than watching her toys struggle and squirm

>not being the 10/0 enemy hypercarry
git gud

why are you split pushing bot as jungle when baron is up?

xth for my gf(male) Swift!

how is it that all these challenger players get away with playing assassins, while in my shitty plat games if I pick one enemy sits a screen away not even bothering to aa minions and if I walk up to cs they run away to their base tower until I walk back

>>team fights a 4v5 in their jungle while we're behind
this every fucking game I cannot believe it
How fuckign RETARDED do you have to be to fight a 4v5

EVERY TIME I PING NOBODY LISTENS
THEY ALWAYS FIGHT AT A DISADVANTAGE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH POEPLE
THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE

Best soloq ADC and why is it xayah?

Kite for days, self peal. High dmg

1 huge wave stacking there.
2 we were VERY behind and with jews on my team farming my jungle I needed any gold to stay relevant
3 cause I really wanted to lose the game for them as none of those apes deserved to win,
literally 10 minutes in they were all dying solo against their lane opponents with only top receiving any jungle pressure from the enemy

I don't understand what the fuck they think they're doing in the enemy jungle in the first place

xth for diamond 5 is needs to be fixed

Is it just me or does Jinx do no damage? It feels impossible to get through the enemy frontline. If I play Trist or Kog I shred through enemy tanks but Jinx barely scratches them.

Is there anything more comfy than having 1 RP on your account? It makes me happy every time I look at it.

Do you think she would see you more as a toy and genuinely love you? I think she would but that's just my opinion

git gud

you rely pretty heavily on getting the passive resets so if they have a lot of tanks its hard to get them. I feel the same way often

It is still Lux, even if it's Dark Lux. She wants to make you happy, she just knows how to do it and that you may not realize it's what you want yet. She would love you and would always be very affectionate and sensual while she teased you.

flex is a legit circus

how come people in solo queue don't know how to lane against galio

>these shitty missions require you to play Summoner's Rift

>How fuckign RETARDED do you have to be to fight a 4v5
It usually happens when someone lands a good engage (no idea why they even engage honestly) but they all seem to think they can close out the fight immediately after the engage.

I don't get it either since at late game she gets 140 AS from mini which is larger than trist's q

actually really like this

no idea why they chose to go with skimpy bimbo elf instead of this elf goddess more akin to high fantasy designs.

I really fucking hope Janna's VGU is this although maybe have her end in a normal dress leggings instead of armored greaves

>silver V 3v3
>bronze, silver and gold vs 2 plats and a gold

I know different queues have different MMRs but I'm so tired of matches like this, it's a waste of time. I don't like looking at op.gg before or during a match but I think I should start so I know to not to get too disappointed when someone gets absolutely destroyed.

I actually use rockets almost exclusively late game. Maybe that's my problem?

Will the ADCs ever be a late game role again?

or should we just resign ourselves to see caitlyns, kogs, vaynes and twitchs demolishing everybody in the mid game?

Why is Riven so beautiful anons?

nah u wanna use em otherwise they blow u up

Does Dark Lux even know how to properly dom a female? How does she do it? Which female League champ would she target?

Is it worth playing LoL? Im not new to the game just havent played it in over 5 years and ive been playing dota 2/hots instead but currently just bored.

Honestly id be fine with just playing waifus in this shitty game, just wondering if its worth playing.

>jungling in a norm to test some shit out
>all three lanes are feeding their asses off, despite me getting everyone several kills
>enemy team gets so fed we can't even kill an urgot 2v1 and he doesn't even have flash, he just walks away
>realize our top laner is hybrid shaco
>bot lane getting buttfucked
>enemy jungler is galio and despite me killing all his buffs and jungle creeps he's galio so he can just ult someone and the rest of the enemy team is so fucking ahead
>/ff because I want out
>2 say no
>ask why
>"I'm having fun"

I don't fucking understand why literally inting into the enemy for 15 minutes while they slowly whittle away our base because they're too stupid to realize they're swole enough to push to nexus is fun in any way.

how is fucking doing bad fun?
I don't fucking get it

Wait for the runes update in a week or so. Right now the meta is shiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I came so close to telling some dude to kill himself

>dude asks me to jungle
>I say ok
>dude uses his ban on some stupid shit and asks me to ban teemo
>ban yasuo instead
>dude starts swearing up a storm because I ban his pick even though he never declared a champ
>dodge the match before I end up wasting 30 minutes with that subhuman on my team

And now I'm sitting on a 30 minute dodge timer because I dodged a match hours ago.

Why doesn't riot give us tools to deal with this shit? You mean I have to either play a match with a troll or take an LP loss and get huge queue timer on top of it? Really? I can't report someone for being a piece of shit in champ select? It's no wonder the community is so shitty when you can have idiots holding your playtime hostage.

I actually wish I played the match because I know I'd get his ass banned afterwards.

>Will the ADCs ever be a late game role again?
No, because assassins exist. If you can't "come online" midgame then assassins will do your job better for most of the game and are better ADCs unless the game is artificially lengthened to 50 minutes

I wish hypercarries were removed from the game desu.
Why even have team fights if it's 4 people with CC/heals/utility and one guy right-clicking furiously.
Worlds is like this, nearly every game is like this.
I've had a lot more fun in games where people have gone shit like all melee champs or bruisers and tanks with maybe 1 or 2 AP carries.
Bring assassin meta back, being bursted but the enemy can get blown up afterwards is better than lmao twitch pressed R out of stealth and kills people

Bc you blind

I honest to god think they should remove queue ban timers for dodging.
The defense of having queue ban timers is like "Oh if the enemy team has a champion they don't like they can just queue dodge"

then keep the LP loss, I'd rather lose 5 LP then suffer for 30-45 minutes and lose 20 LP

Why are there 0 succesful Japanese teams or pro-players, even though Japan has like 3x the population of South Korea?

>tfw Urgot has an even higher chance of ultimately gutted because people couldn't hit his Q, or even use it to bait cannons
>His buff to his passive really gives him a boost to fight other bruisers/tanks come late. squishies still die in the same time as pre-buff

This is gonna sting like a sonofabitch

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You should wait for a week due to there being a HUGE update. So for now, just look at the wide selection of top-tier waifus and their porn to see who you want to main.

>japanese
>playing dirty gaijin games

>Get carried
>Get most honor after game

:thinking:

They're having fun because in their small mind they think they're some anime main character who despite all the odds will carry and win the game.
So many of these children playing this game have this "I'LL NEVER GIVE UP ON MY DREAM TO BE HOKAGE" mentality where they're either too blinded by stupidity to realise there's no coming back from the game or they're just being little shits because jungler didn't magically teleport from half way across the map to help them win that 1v4.

It's the same reason why you get certain mains inting in games because their team was holding them back and didn't funnel all the kills into the so they can carry, just autists being autists.

>tfw they'll probably make it so R has a limited range on the 2nd cast and you can flash out of it

Fuck lolisports, where's the fanart.

>kat gets ahead since i laged out and she won an early fight
>know i wont be able to chase her when she roams because she could easily camp a bush and beat me since she started a fight onher terms
>mention this to team
>ping her if she dissapears, have it warded at decent points tfor even more warning for bot lane
>they still die to her 4 times because they never backed off when she was clearly headed for them and was spotted by multiple wards
fun fucking game

did you use all 6 pings each time she roamed
its 100% your fault if you didnt, remember you're playing with retards, all the way to challenger

don't lose early fights like a retard and stop blaming your team
you started her snowball

Well what are some top tier waifus? Honestly jinx does it the most for me but i havent really looked at all the champs since theres so fucking many and its impossible to even get a sense of what the hero looks like because league's flashplayer interface is god awful.

So i need some guidance bros.

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Evelynn

Should I build Tracker's Smite on Nocturne?

Just thought it would be good for stalking lone enemies as they move between lanes, but I'm not sure if I'm too squishy to buy anything but Red Smite.

Thoughts?

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Go search about the Star Guardians, look up the female champions there who are not Poppy and Lulu, choose.Pic related is the best

How does one make friends to play with?

I'm so lonely ;-;

Okay, how is this Xin that rushed Warmog's in Silver, but I keep falling in Bronze?

>want game rewards
>can't even handle the real game
I enjoy my alternatives, but that's just sad.

Top-tier depends from person-to-person but I'd say Ahri, Sona, Jinx, Lux, Miss Fortune, Evelynn are the most popular.

This and make sure you listen to her voicelines youtube.com/watch?v=JmzEkZyNh9g

She's a rough diamond, that's for sure. I don't know if I necessarily want it refined either, unless it's as a result of a better life for her. But then, Redeemed and Dragonblade do exist.

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>new runes means "gold per sec" runes will disappear
>the last bit of bankplank will be gone

this makes me sad

How do I win as Nocturne?

Is he good mid?

You do have a lot to choose from.

>no Stannis champion

Gods help us.

Klepto gives gold everytime you Q a guy and Gangplanks plunder gold from Q harass is getting buffed

stop crying that if you want more free gold than then just get GP5 item you dunce

>it's a "person jumps out of your protective frog womb into the middle of a clusterfuck and then blames you for dying" episode.

Stop issuing move commands you fuckin' idiots. Let me spit you out manually.

>there are people on this board who think you cant qss yasuo's knock up

Stupid lizard

What the fuck are those builds?

Warrior into Duskblade EVERY game.

>having friends

IT'S ME HAHAHAAHAH


Just in time for the supposed nerfs coming next season. Still haven't gotten a skin for him yet either which is the best?

I wanna cuddle Jinx

I'll play with you user. Are you on oce?

How are you suppost to play while having a massive boner the entire time?

give me a mega download link of your collection please

>Fertile lizard
Fixed that for you.