Don't forget there's at least TWO richards shitposting in these threads, and one of them can't let go that he was ~900 years too late for the crusades.
And the other Richard is kinda disgusted by his crusader posting and wishes he'd tone it down a little.
Cooper Jones
Guys i am really losing my hopes of finding a Yuri BF now. I just want someone to do bloodplay/snowballing and read comfy books afterward.
Angel Gomez
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking - Self Harm - Suicide and Suicide Attempts - Substance Abuse (Any) - Waifu Wars - Waifu Bullying - Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like - Staying Up Late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Bentley King
Natsuki is a trap, Monika is a vorefag, and Yuri is Yuri.
you're really not going to let him get off with that slip ey dude
Jordan Hall
She probably got off to that hanging
Nathaniel Butler
Source me please.
Noah Collins
Sayori has the most depraved fetish imaginable, vanilla
Oliver Ross
Good night, /ddlc/.
I've had to post this an hour late today because you guys keep using up the image limit! Be conservative with your image usage!
Juan Phillips
heres my doki oc no bullying
Lincoln James
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Isaac Ward
is natsuki a jojofag?
Jack Rogers
Good night, user. Sweet dreams.
Robert Rodriguez
She probably fantasises of handholding, the dirty girl.
Aiden Bennett
I love Monika too!
Joshua Nelson
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking - Self Harm - Suicide and Suicide Attempts - Substance Abuse (Any) - Waifu Wars - Waifu Bullying - Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like - Staying Up Late -Hanging yourself while wearing a fursuit at a convention -Posting a facebook screenshot and not even bothering to hide your name. And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Nathan Watson
saved
Josiah Taylor
Alright anons, has anyone of you ever met a person like just monika?
Andrew Evans
Sayori likes spanking
Adrian Roberts
i'm going to bully you so hard
Parker Cruz
>suicidide, tea I don't know why that got me but it did
I only posted the last two as a joke, don't take it seriously.
Noah Gutierrez
Seeing as dominicposting went rampant last thread, I wanted to remind people not to do that. I'll cut it out in the next thread.
Jace Young
Their expressions are killing me
Gavin Hill
Who else /replayingthisonhalloween/?
Ryan Ross
>no mention of richard Disgusting
Chase Cook
cmonnnn man. i swear it wont happen again
Josiah James
I don't wanna feel man.
Cooper Anderson
I'd only do that if all the Dokis wore their costumes
Oliver Wright
Monika a shit
Aaron Diaz
When I was 18, I had to stop the girl I loved from killing herself.
She was the cheerful friend of the group, never in charge, but always supporting. When I got to the end of Act 1, something weird clicked inside my head, I wasn't expecting it to, it hasn't before, I've no history of this, but when I saw Sayori hanging there, I saw her too.
My brain decided to link the two, and it decided that I hadn't saved her which I know I did, but it just feels like I didn't...it just feels like I didn't save her and it hurt so much. She's still alive, so it's weird. Hurting and grieving for the living. I've been having difficulty sleeping, having to take stuff to get to sleep.
It's fucking stupid and I hate it. I know she's alive. I know Sayori isn't real, but my fucking brain has just decided to retcon them into being the same person.
I can't even talk to my internet friends about it, even though we played DDLC together, we joke about it a lot, but I just can't ask them to drop the jokes about the end of Act 1. And I know at least one of them is here from time to time...
I'm messed up DDLC, I'm not depressive or suicidal, it just hit close to home even though I moved years ago. I've not even seen her in...7 years.
Lincoln Nelson
If there was a Jap dub for Doki doki Literature Club where the actors read out the lines, who would you want as a seiyu for each of the Dokis? I nominate Norio Wakamoto for Yuri or Monika youtube.com/watch?v=XD-9WWCB1w4
I hope the other Richard doesn't hate me for being such a literal homo, us Richards need to stick together
>still no assassin bf to bully
I'll stop
Jeremiah Ross
It hit me hard to man because ive been in Sayoris shoes. I never got as far as she did but it still hit home. I didn't think it would because I had it spoiled beforehand.
Mason King
Can we get a Project Libitina discussion going? I have no idea what the heck to think of it and I'd love to hear other people's theories.
Could DDLC just have been a regular game where you help girls with issues, but Monika was jammed in for the Project and therefore had no real place in it? Help me out my dudes.
Nolan Wood
If Monika was real she would ignore me and hang out with normies.
Jackson Perry
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Jonathan Diaz
What's some good nicknames you thought of for the Dokis? For me it would be their eye colors, with Monika being Midori, Sayori being Ao, Natsuki being Momo and Yuri being Kuro.
David Walker
Richard you homo assassins always bully templars not the other way around. I had less of a theory and more of a hope. I imagined it almost being something where it added to ddlc where we went to the festival and a new character was added that was also aware like Monika. But as people has said its seeming like a vn of SCP.
Daniel Gonzalez
I feel like she'd actually hang out with normies but always be thinking of you passing by you trying to act nonchalant but hoping deep down you'd confess.
Jordan Parker
what if monika is the grown up version of that scp thats an aborted reality warper
Liam Murphy
She would at least pity date you if you were some sort of autist.
Julian Williams
>tfw relatively normie Nice.
Joshua Butler
Wait wait wait, are you telling me you are not only the crusade poster, you're the assassin poster as well?
jfc man. I was referring to myself in third person in that post, but I, Richard (2nd), must ask you to cease. Please. We can still be cool, but only if you slow your roll, bro.
Charles Barnes
I can't. She doesn't exist on Facebook, I can't find her.
Oh god this isn't helping.
Levi Williams
Shit went to dinner and missed the other thread.
“The Dealer”
The Dealer is a man of few words.
With a steady hand and steadier eyes, he practices the art of the game. Wheeling and dealing. Flipping, spinning, rolling.
Each night he watches intently, His hands dancing to the rhythm of dice and chips. Fortunes made and lost across the table, Drowned out by the sea of neon and felt.
But his seemingly infinite skill, The intimate knowledge of his game, Will not make him his fortune.
For he knows, That for every fortune made Two are lost.
And no amount of clover or horseshoe Will ever change the fact:
That The House Always Wins.
Honestly didn't have a ton of inspiration for this one, my dad is a casino dealer so he hammered it into my head that gambling is dumb.
Joshua Collins
I want to have sexual relations with this 18 year old adult!
Kevin Barnes
I'd reject her in front of her normie friends because I despise people like her
Tyler Long
>body of a first year >senior
William Sullivan
I want Natsuki to trick me into having sex with her by saying she is 18!
Parker Ortiz
I stand inside an endless darkness. Nothing before or beyond me. All there is and all there ever will be, is me. Tears well in my eyes and I scream into the abyss. I have to save her. And it echoes back You can't.
Jayden Wood
I'm in almost the exact same place you're in user, one of my guy friendos was in a really tough spot about three years ago. We spent alot of nights together just talking or texting, part of the reason I did it was because I didn't know what he would do if he wasn't actively talking to me. He was heinously bullied and I was able to put a stop to a scuffle before it started, a few days later to me he confessed to me. I didn't feel the same way he did, but I made it known that I treasured him more than anything else, and he accepted my answer. About a month had passed and I could tell he had improved tenfold, then he confessed to me that I had saved him from offing himself the day he was almost attacked, and I nearly broke down from hearing that. We don't talk that much anymore since we both graduated, but I'm so happy he's been so much better off since high school.
I'm sure you're friend is doing so much better since you've helped her user, why not check up on her? I'm gonna hit up my friend later this week and see if he wants to chill the next time he's in town. I'm sure she'd appreciate it.
William Mitchell
Would the Dokis play Warhammer 40,000? What armies would they play?
Juan Kelly
God disproving the existence of god
Henry Brown
>tfw yuri is a dark eldar/chaosfag
Isaiah Hill
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Jason Wright
What food would you cook to Monika?
James Lee
A basket of eggs
Aiden King
Spaghetti and vegan meatballs
Angel Rogers
>you have to eat all of the eggs
Brandon Edwards
>Cook a salad Probably try to make some type of cheese ravioli or maybe some type of noodle dish with tofu. AND MAKE SURE TO EAT THEM ALL.
Asher Ward
>I'm sure you're friend is doing so much better since you've helped her user, why not check up on her?
I can find no trace of her. No Facebook, all of her old social media, dA, all that is gone. She has totally vanished. Which is not helping at the moment, I'll be quite honest.
If she tried once, given the reasons why, she could have tried again at a later date.
Fuck. She actually probably is...
Dylan Roberts
Shit. It fits her.
Owen White
Sayori is Nids, probably Behemoth Monika is Chaos Daemons mainly Tzeentch Yuri is Imperial Guard loving converted into a Redemptionist Cult Natsuki is Tau, either Farsight Enclaves or Vior'la
Adam White
Stop you fuckin baka. Chances are she just needed to get away from facecuck. Ask a friend whos in contact to check up on her someway.
Charles Smith
I'm sorry fellow Richard, I'll cut it out.
Thanks to all the Anons who talked to me about gay shit and crusades last thread
Daniel Garcia
GOOD NEWS I found him So, crisis averted. There's a reason I couldn't find their name.
Landon Allen
similar experience here. I went into the game completely blind and Sayori's death was the absolute worst scare in the game for me. I had been depressed and thought about suicide and all and Sayori's rant towards the end of Act 1 really hit me in the feels. But I turned down her confession and figured "I can just reload a save later and everything will be fine. It's a game."
Then she hung herself. Then I tried reloading a save and that of course didn't work, and at the time I thought what I had done in game was permanent.
Shit hurt like hell. I couldn't sleep that night since I couldn't stop thinking of how I had failed Sayori when I knew exactly what she would have been going through.
On the upside it's cured me of wanting to kill myself. Never gonna put someone through anything like what I felt that night when I opened the door to Sayori's room so long as I can help it.
Bentley Thompson
natsuki, fitsuki, fatsuki, gothsuki, or trapsuki?
Isaiah Ortiz
is there a nazuki?
Caleb Davis
nyatsuki!
Levi Cook
> no trace of me on the internet a-am i dead boys?
Christian Jenkins
Oppaisuki
Ayden Turner
GG told ya It really is jarring. It really hurts because of how she tells us about how she's dealt with it for so long. Nah you're right here.
Anthony Brooks
as if these generals weren't enough evidence to prove that you're in hell
Christian Perez
Buffsuki>trapsuki>gothsuki>fatsuki>natsuki
Ian Stewart
10/1¶
Ayden Kelly
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Anthony Foster
Cutesuki!
Caleb King
Monika is the kind of girl that pretends she likes you so she can make fun of you later with her friends
Brody Lee
this
Luis Miller
Thank you for writing for us! It's always good to see more poems being shared.
Thomas Bennett
>natsoci.png
Bentley Robinson
monika is the kind of girl that pretends she likes your friends so she can delete them later
Lucas Diaz
Monika is the kind of girl who goes through your texts to make sure you aren't talking to any other girls, even your own mother