In this ITT thread: >Post your "loyal" waifu for other anons to fuck. >Steal, fuck and impregnate other anons waifus while they're watching. >Make fun of all the desperate cucks sharing their waifus just to get their rocks off. >Make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters. >Learn that your waifu always loved and will always love you, even if you can't pleasure her in the sack >Waifu cucks should post with images preferable
Slutty waifus of all kind welcome here, humans, monsters, furries, kemono, etc.
Happy cheating! Happy cucking!
Hudson Cooper
/d2g/ test server lobby when
Ian Brooks
They don't want to be LoL.
Cameron Parker
right now, check the discord
John Long
Which hero will you be insta locking when the patch hits?
Julian Robinson
>NULLIFIER IS REARMABLE BKB? MORE LIKE BROJOB YOU C A N N O T E S C A P E
Lucas Jones
Pangolier I really like his attack animation
Ian Allen
t. worried offlaner who's terrible at CSing but overinflated their MMR due to good game sense
I can just feel it, i'm gonna get locked out of lane hard by some ricer with a WK + Quelling Blade
Xavier Lopez
You can now gg out in games
im banned from the discord I said sorry multiple times they wont let me back in
Henry Sanchez
lycan
Liam Reed
sniperblade
Chase Jones
>You can now gg out in games You could always gg out in lobbies you dumb motherfucker.
Joseph Lee
morp
Luis Young
i didn't even know this shithole actually had one
Jaxson Robinson
>creeps are invulnerable while glyphed >fuck with the enemy carries last hit every 4 minutes >when glyph is ready it will be auto spammed in lane phase >glyping while pushing
Evan Williams
Hex is not dispellable so why would you buy nullifier?
Noah Adams
>Need to be on Redditcord to play in inhouses This place really went to shit. Just post "lobby up" in the thread, the password will always remain vidya you fucks.
Jeremiah Diaz
because you also bought bloodthorn and orchid and took the 100 damage talent
Jason James
>paying dota
Brayden Baker
plz make one
it would be nice for dotards from d2g to congregate
Owen Cruz
Is matchmaking fixed now or is just broken for US servers? I see streamers getting matches in que.
Andrew Torres
>bloodthron and orchid I meant bloodthorn and mjollnir whoops!
Luis Wilson
So this patch's been called DotA Allstart due to neutrals sleeping and changes to denies, but what sort of change would you suggest to make it feel more like DotA Allstars?
I'd probably want tripple tripple kills back, at least for one patch.
Dylan Foster
Heroes are free user! :^^^^^^^^^)))))))
Ethan Bell
this patch is just full lf shiny things to desperstly salvage the dwindling player base. it adds NOTHING to the game. HEEHE LOOK AT MY SHINY NEW EMBLEM LE EPIC REDDIT IO CLIP DEA
Jaxson Ortiz
blink not disabled by damage
Jayden Green
Test client is downloading still, give me like 5 mins.
Nathan Bailey
>HURR WHY IS DOTA 2 DYING??
Maybe because instead of undoing the disaster that was 7.00 Valve instead went full throttle buy-bitbean levels of retarded and increased the concentrated stupidity with this new patch? Enjoy the end game dead game, dotards. You have reached peak moba stupidity. Even HoN didn't get this retarded.
Grayson Cooper
ATTENTION IF YOU CAN NOT SEE DOTA 2 TEST IN YOUR STEAM LIBRARY AND CAN NOT DOWNLOAD IT BECAUSE OF THIS
USE THESE STEPS TO DOWNLOAD TEST SERVER AND PLAY MATCHES
just open steam then the new task prompt (windows key + r) and type steam://install/205790/ I found out how to find games fast on the test client
go to find lobbies ????? profit
Lincoln Jenkins
>Armor formula adjusted from 0.06*Armor/(1+0.06*Armor) to 0.05*Armor/(1+0.05*Armor)
so armor is less useful now?
Jordan Barnes
treant protector for the aghs memes
Evan Parker
what's good about Lycan this patch?
Jeremiah Wilson
if you are on US servers and do not find lobby games and instead want to que picture related might be your future
John Cruz
yea 5% ehp per point
Asher Campbell
Pretty sure it has literally nothing to do with those hyper specific balance complaints about patches. Mobas simply aren't accessible enough, that's all there is to it.
Dota's problem probably is more about not gaining new players, I doubt that player loss has significantly accelerated other than the time when Reborn came out. In the past player loss and influx of new players probably just balanced themselves out, with a slight net plus in new players.
Levi Gutierrez
Pushing and natural bkb builder. also he builds no armor.
Liam Russell
>finally get a full lobby of AD after waiting the whole night >people load in, draft screen appears >some guy leaves >all other people leave REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Logan Smith
it's only significant if you're using a hero with absurd armor values
Zachary Collins
get fucked noname
Xavier Carter
Friendly reminder: This game will die and it will keep dying until Valve fixes the real issue with it. Icefrog managed to keep MILLIONS of players in this fucking game for years prior to dota2, so why the fuck would they constantly quit during dota2? Gee, maybe it's because WARCRAFT 3'S DOTA 1 HAD LANGUAGE-RESTRICTED ROOMS, PROPER REGION LOCKING, AND BANLISTS? Damn who would've thought!? Subhumans would get regionlocked into each other due to the very nature of the game's peer to peer hosting, rather than queueing into an officially hosted server for said region! Perus would stay out of the US rooms in Garena because they were too retarded to know any better, and because of the ping differences so they had the best ping when playing games within their rooms in the south american regions of Garena, for example. You could ban people to make sure you didn't have to deal with them, so you could get rid of the third world subhumans joining your games too!
How to fix it? Fix South America's servers so perus tend to stay in their servers with each other. South american Dota2 servers are very fucky and weird compared to League of Legends' south american servers, which don't have anywhere as many issues. League of Legends keeps thriving despite the absolutely fucktarded decisions Riot has been making for one very simple reason: Riot knows how to keep subhumans in their place. Riot has their playerbase restricted to only having an account per region. You need an account registered to the NA region to play in the NA region, you need one for Latin America North, and another for Latin America South; all the subhumans are forced to be locked with each other in there, and they don't want to create a new account for NA because then they wouldn't be able to conveniently play with their friends! League of Legends accounts have your champions and levels (and your runes, but these were removed) which helped in forcing people out, too
Ayden Bennett
>monkey we wuz kangs plus 100 armor during wukongs command
thats the cancer i know and love
Ian Mitchell
absurd values like... +100 ARMOR???????????
Christopher Thompson
Reminder: Bruno betrayed 2gd just so he could join Valve's cabal and completely fuck up our game with patches like this and 7.00
Elijah Thompson
what are some heroes that hard counter the new guys?
Nolan Carter
I'm making a d2g lobby but I forgot how to enable fucking all chat Fuck why did they change it and remove it from the interface?
Fuck off retard I've been here for longer than you, I think you don't understand how imageboards are supposed to work
Cooper Cruz
Listen, you're wrong. Dota is an excellent game, and there is no topping it. Graphically, this game is a masterpiece, with several weather effects and map packs to diversify the experience. Aesthetically, the game is excellently layed out before you in a beautiful manner. The gameplay is just fantastic. Every single hero has a unique playstyle, with multiple playstyles sometimes being available on one hero, completely changing how the hero is played and thus serving the purpose of a brand new hero. The tactics are immensely complicated and incredibly satisfying when you finally delve deep enough in to understand them at a base level, allowing for deep knowledge of subjects that most games would never even dare touch. The balancing is a godsend, changing up the metagame every patch in a non-boring fashion, where everyone gets buffs, no nerfs, yet amazingly, many values are still similar to when it came out, the game FEELS like Dota at its core, even after 13 years of balancing. Dota 2 truly is a fantastic masterpiece of a game, which will live on for generations to come, and you best bet I'll tell my grandkids to go play Dota 2 (Which will still be up on Steam by the time I am an old man, due to its complete excellence and ability to drag players back in). The variety of each round of Dota 2 is simply astounding. No two matches are the same, and with 10 unique heroes out of a hero pool recently increased to 115 incredibly unique and distinctive heroes, the game feels different every single round. Dota 2 is the best video game every created on this earth, and will continue to be so for at least a few more centuries.
Caleb Martin
flowermind
Brayden Ramirez
>You can use items during rolling boulder
nice
Brayden Collins
>make this game even more like lel just fuck off
Noah Scott
keep crying you literally who
Ian Gutierrez
Do people really have a problem with Turbo mode? Sounds great if you just want to fuck around for 20 minutes. You don't have to play it after all.
Logan Bailey
ANYONE MAKE A LOBBY?
Kevin Gomez
he is about to make it just wait a minute
John Roberts
consider this, in dota you can play just fine with 0 grind, there are no gameplay changes from playing on a new account, but in league, you'll lose like 100 of the champions you unlocked and be stuck with 10 champs. that's another gigantic reason people don't swap regions
Carson Edwards
anyone feel that new champ kinda borind nowaday? What with all this skill that apply attack and onhit effect? First Ember then Wukang and now this pangolie-whatever shit and even that butterfly with her little shit. Oh and Puck talent
Cooper Howard
this. KEEP RUSKI PIDARAS OUT MY FUCKING GAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEES. FUCK RUSSIA. DEATH TO RUSSIANS FUCK RUSSIA. DEATH TO RUSSIANS FUCK RUSSIA. DEATH TO RUSSIANS FUCK RUSSIA. DEATH TO RUSSIANS
Joshua Smith
Did you read the post? What a stupid thing to say.
Nicholas White
>champ The fuck
Matthew Garcia
Eat your fucking mangos
Benjamin Turner
>MMisses the point
Is it that 3ks like you have weapons grade autism and can't be expected to think in a rational manner?
Leo Taylor
>champ
Aiden Richardson
thought my webm was lagging
also what about tp scroll?
Eli Lewis
>how to enable fucking all chat
They removed it in source 2 for some reason, now the only way to have all chat is to have cheats on
Jordan Fisher
Who do I spam for MMR now
Blake Wood
>he doesn't ironically say champion >he doesn't ironically say nexus >he doesn't ironically say pentakill
Gavin Phillips
League of Legends region-locked accounts also means that when the subhumans try to escape the other subhumans to play in NA, for example; they get skullfucked by the NA players because the LAN and LAS skill level is fucking dogshit compared to NA's. NA high diamond players can create smurfs in LAN server and reach fucking challenger in a couple of weeks, that's just how much the skill level varies between the regions, which means that if a subhuman peru tries to queue in NA, then he'll be stuck in bronze hell forever instead of getting carried up to diamond, because HE CAN'T BRING HIS DIAMOND RANK EARNED IN PERU WITH HIM, WHEN HE WANTS TO PLAY IN THE NA REGION EITHER. Unlike Dota 2, where the peruvians queue their shitty peruvian servers and then queue US servers and the game makes them think that 4.5k Peru = 4.5k NA, when IT'S CLEARLY NOT THAT FUCKING WAY. A lack of region-lock is the exact reason why perus and other subhumans and retards can reach a massively high mmr where you ask "how the actual FUCK do I get these monkeys in my team in 3k+/4k+ games?!" Well that's how, silly! Considering the nature of Dota 2's ranked MMR system, it takes a fuckload of games for them to drop, and in-between that, you have to mix how many times they play in their real SA/peru servers, where they will get games at a much lower skill-level, and maybe squeeze a couple of wins, and also have to add these matches where they get lucky and win automatically while being deadweight, thus delaying the sinking of their MMR, but still destroying the quality of matches for both parties, the winning and losing ones, because everyone's been in these games where some subhuman peruvian clearly is deadweight and is still getting a +25 MMR boost, because your team is just impossible to carry, while on the opposite side, you have these games where you know this subhuman monkey doesn't deserve to win, but you can't just outright throw the game to force him to lose it either
Levi Baker
Whatever lobby is up name is d2g password is vidya, if someone reminds me how to enable all chat I'll do it otherwise we have to team meme Not random draft due to new patch testing obviously
Fuck off reddit cancer
Aaron Ortiz
BLINK DAGGER DONTE
Jordan Allen
they are champs, look at their design
Jonathan Evans
Centaur, Bristle, Blademail, Bane, Tide, Axe and many more I'm certain.
Carson Barnes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Michael Young
Test client question for you guys
Does the Beastmaster axes damage amp get refreshed every time you hit a hero with them? like do you get to keep stacking infinitely and not the when the cooldown overlaps for 2 secs?
>Here is my retarded headcanon of why dota 2 is dying
And here's a fact for you, retard: dota 2 has continued to lose popularity since the release of 7.00 and all subsequent patches. You're little retarded estimation has no basis on reality - especially considering the most popular dota 2 has been was during Reborn.
Ryan Rivera
Playerbase dropped because """"they""""" made it harder to obtain free hats and sell them.
Ryan Murphy
More like jewing people out of their money with shit that expires
Charles Ward
pangolier counters white armor so don't pick heroes who rely on it against him he is also pretty mobile so general mobility counters like rupture or glimpse should apply to him too
all mireska's skills are have either long travel time, even longer delay or just root, so dispels and spell immunity make her useless, also don't stand together like with every other heavy teamfight hero
Dylan Gomez
>creeps now sleep
okay but why
Oliver Wood
Join d2g lobby
Thomas Brown
it's called "base armor" user, calling it white armor is just confusing
Carson Nguyen
>didn't even read my fucking post A LACK OF REGION LOCK IS THE VERY REASON BEHIND ALL THE ISSUES THIS GAME HAS EVER HAD SINCE IT WAS CREATED MORE THAN 7 YEARS AGO
A lack of region lock has ties to EVERY, SINGLE, ISSUE, this game has ever had. Matchmaking quality decreases because even unranked games have their own "hidden mmr rating" to queue people with each other, and when people keep playing in different regions, you get the peruvian subhumans in your games in US servers, and the matchmaking believes that "hidden unranked 4k mmr" from peru, is the same that the one from US, so you get really shitty matches, which decreases the quality of the matches for all players involved; the subhumans have decreased match quality when they get absolutely shitstomped in many of their games, or get absolutely shitstomped by one guy that is highly out of their league, but somehow their same mmr (a NA player in a subhuman-filled environment), so they get frustrated, while at the same time, the NA players get frustrated by having to play with, AND AGAINST, people that are highly under their league in comparison, despite being the same mmr. This small but noticeable issue will keep piling up over the matches people play, and stress them chronically, that's why people devolve their desire to play some games of Dota into some sort of purgatory-like punishment, pain, and anguish
The more games people play with people outside of their region, the more chronically stressed people get, driving them to hate the game, despite still loving it; to quit the game despite really wanting to play it (me, I've played since 2007, couldn't afford to keep going in the past year, way too many perus in the US servers, got fed up with longass queues just to have to play with a bunch of perus)
Daniel Miller
Why not?
Tyler Carter
I WANT TO FUCK LOLI PUGNA
Brody Stewart
Is Lens still viable on Tinker? No spell amp fucking sucks, but mana is really really tasty on him.
Benjamin Scott
As a former Tinker spammer to get to 5k, should I spam him again with these new shit?
Lincoln Cooper
pangolier is magic immune when ulting
lich for the deny shit now being super effective.
Nolan Johnson
not only a noname but also a nigger back to the zoo dumb coon
David Smith
Can someone explain the new seasonal MMR to me? Does my MMR get reduced after not playing for some months?
Liam Ward
What is the point of this? 3750 gold for little stats so you can react to a gank every 100seconds. The only reason why I can see this existing right now is because the frog is gonna remove bkb and it's an attempt to ease people in
Parker Morgan
Also works He even keeps rolling after the tp ends
Jordan Mitchell
Pretty sure it was mostly about the range anyway? Aghs laser from a safe distance especially.
Angel Johnson
Not only am I not Phil but also is he absolutely not a no name and a pretty cool nigger Please stop posting reddit
Robert Rodriguez
>tfw you were 4.2k a week ago >now you are 3.8k and going down and you wont be getting the 4k medal when the new season hits
Jayden Butler
Say you're enigger or some sheeeeit Normally if you burst enigger down before he can do shit you've won the fight not any more